Discussions about road food:

111: Okay, this is a pit))) You look at the "hand-made" lake in our neighborhood. It has been a year of leakage. Well, we understand: there is no money for leeches.
But don’t worry, “Our radiant [name of the mayor],” the inhabitants of your example will have their wings and will fly through this lake.
222: The usual pump and hose of 50 meters are taken, and everything is pumped into the nearest steam. But apparently you have no men in the courtyard, or they are used to living on their knees in the de"me...
Do you always wear it with you like a real man? Together with the hose and extender (if an electric pump)... ))
444: And then you will start digging the holes yourself, like “real men.” This is the case.)
333: Yes... “It takes the usual asphalt plant...” Cho we have in the courtyard of men what is not. )))

My mom told me a story recently. I wanted a coconut girl.
xxx: she bought a whole coconut, pulled it home, and unable to uncover it
xxx: she thought and decided to throw him out of the window so that he would crash on the asphalt. We waited for the night so that no one was on the street.
xxx: but then she was afraid that while she was running out to the street, somebody was strangling her coconut.
xxx: she didn’t come up with anything better than writing a note "Coconut Don’t Touch". She dropped the note, then dropped the coconut and ran out to the street.
xxx: runs out - and there the guy lies unconscious. I called an ambulance, everything was done. It turned out, he went, saw a note flying from above, stopped to read - and right there he got coconut on his head and flew.
XX: In general, as a result, they got married, so together and live to this day.
And the coconut (which was not broken) was left as a reminder of the day of acquaintance.

I walked around the city and walked into a shopping mall. In the middle of the hall was a movie. I stopped and watched the filming. The cameras are aimed at two actors who are talking, watching the script.

To me fits some main comrade, their shooting group, and says, "go straight, like a massacre." In my head, this is my star hour! I go, I don’t look at the camera, confidence, brutality. It is like “Stop, Stop. What a... I!! I asked not to let anyone in the picture!!”



I was accompanied by all the smiles.

19943, first, cooking in the family for each one’s dish – it’s you, sorry, you’re angry with fat. Secondly, not to give pizza until the children have eaten the strawberries is a concern for the healthy nutrition of the children.
Go to Fig.

The older generation in general with the perception of leisure is somewhat tight. Do you know who at our school’s graduation ball was kidding and flattering? Mothers and teachers! The teenagers either did not come at all or dispersed during the first hours. Mom along with something sprinkled from the holiday table mint cakes in a box - met in the morning))))

XXX: Misha, what did you say about the fact that you can’t catch a fish up to what number?
YYY: I can
XXX: Is it possible to spin off the shore?
YYY: I can
I am not a fisherman :)
XXX: So that is not possible?
YYY: Everything is possible
YYY: To show the ass in public, I’t.
XXX: You are deceiving me
YYY: Okay well
YYY: I would

xxx: dollar - 68,75. euro - 75,70. what would you advise?

yyy: Survival Course with Bear Grills

>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After we complained that the wheelchair did not pass the evacuator after 2 hours, we arrived and pulled everyone away. This is not a hybrid, but the department there is something.

You have a good city and the services are good.
Guglim "Broken in the middle of the road "Gazel" for three days interfered with traffic in Samara".

I work at home because I sit with a doll. I accept orders. A man calls and I, as usual, ask and record all the necessary info. By the edge of my eye, I see my doll coming out of under the blankets and how it’s barefoot scratching on the floor (the floor is cold, you can’t walk without hats). He looks at me cleverly, and starts silently cutting circles on the linoleum. I can’t stand it and say strictly:
I will punish now!
At the end of the pause, a man’s voice says:
and oh!
I finished recording the order I quietly pressed by laughter, imagining what it looked like at the end.

The garage is our everything.

The garage is like a car park :)

X: Drive the car into the apartment then. I think of the sofa.)

zzz: is hit once
zzz: in the presence of a cargo elevator
zzz: or a couple of friends - the same fools as you)

X: Take the apartment for three of them. Three moths in the kitchen ride over the bar chairs.

I am a dwarf, and you have deceived me, evil perverse!

xxx: Andrei
What happened?
Are we no longer friends?
My name is Sasha.

Kas: 99 bugs in the code.
Kas: 99 bugs in code
One found and fixed.
Kas: 127 bugs in code

How did you acquire deductive skills?

I was bitten by a radioactive detective.

I read facts from the life of animals: Turtles can be distinguished by their voice. The males whisper and the females whisper. I wonder how they understand each other.

Just like people.

Greedangel (15:46:59 28/03/2016)
Do you remember what the fax is?
Dragon (15:48:49 28/03/2016)
No one knows him, but Dasha says we don’t have a fax.
Greedangel (15:49:07 28/03/2016)
Anna sent a fax.
Dragon (15:49:32 28/03/2016)
I just asked, including Daisy.
Dragon (15:49:51 28/03/2016)
There is no fax number.
Greedangel (15:50:01 28/03/2016)
The fax was sent by Anna.
Dragon (15:50:16 28/03/2016)
I do not argue.

Yes, the sea air is salt, iodized + needles around, it’s all fine, BUT!!! to
In all "Our" region of cleaning facilities is not the word at all! All, sorry, a lot of stupid melting into the sea.
And if up to 24 degrees of water can still neutralize this matter, then closer to the middle of the summer it is no longer the sea, but the intestinal-bacterial cocktail, which is spread by the current and on the wild beaches and on the city, the infections are overcrowded.
Therefore, if you want health from the sea with us, then avoid the peak of the heat in the middle of the summer and you will be lucky or yes, Europe will help.
All good and good mood!

Comment to the news: "The actor and writer Yevgeny Grishkovets expelled from the hall a spectator who fell asleep during his performance"

And then he asked two laughing young men to go on stage and forced them to tell the hall that they had such a funny thing there. At the end of the evening, the actor and writer invited a spectator who spoke with a neighbor to continue the performance for him. Another viewer, who was writing a text message on his smartphone in the midst of the show, the famous director asked to repeat the part of the role he was playing now, and when the viewer could not, asked him to go out in the theater hallway and think about his behavior.

Bad is the technician who does not want to kill the designer.

The cheapest clothes shop.

Measure that swimsuit.
No, I don’t like the color.
A very good color!! and measure!

This Russian service.