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[ + 65 - ] [11 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44295
 11.03.2011
Advertising of a movie in the subway. In big letters, the slogan: "Can a babnik fall in love with a beautiful woman?"
by Ayebal! and OMG! This is fucking intrigue!
"Can the Pidora love the wretch?This is what I understand!"

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44294
 11.03.2011
Good morning! Alexey, a huge request to install the eye program in the triangle on Ivanova's computer

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №44293
 11.03.2011
I was born in a shirt.
It is a pity that it is not humble.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №44292
 10.03.2011
user (14:48:07 10/03/2011)
We are all dead.
user (14:48:12 10/03/2011)
help me
by admin (14:48:18 10/03/2011)
We will all be buried.
by admin (14:48:23 10/03/2011)
Do not worry

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №44291
 10.03.2011
NEVER scare a cat with a socks you will soon wear.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №44290
 10.03.2011
Demiorg: Mustard can be found everywhere if desired. Here, give me any positive news, and I will find a mushroom in it.
Ivan: You are still alive.
Demiorg: Is this life?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №44289
 10.03.2011
and fucking. My rat is in perfect shape.
The shape of the ball.
Tags: rofl fire
TT: How did it happen?
Well, his mother lets him run...through the kitchen. This infection eats everything it wants and eats. I took it in my hand and I could ride it :D
I want to be your rat.
Need, vocal guitarist must be in shape
D: I can ride the stage and sing, sometimes get to the guitar and take a couple of powerful chords.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №44288
 10.03.2011
I don't know where childhood ends, but I know where it plays.

[ + 94 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44287
 10.03.2011
According to studies, a third of British people suffer from paranoia. British citizens believe they are being watched or persecuted. The results were obtained by analyzing e-mail and SMS correspondence from UK residents, as well as surveillance cameras in various locations.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №44286
 10.03.2011
You are forbidding me!It cannot!
is false
by Dada? I go to the club tomorrow.
OK OK
Then we went to the aquapark with a group.
OK OK
I will go to work at night shift.! to
OK OK
Are you Ohrid? Do you cheat on me?
The Face Palm

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №44285
 10.03.2011
I waited for the boss to say on the phone:
Do you promote my website? Give me hope!! to
–...
Hello to Hope.

I almost fell from the chair.)

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №44284
 10.03.2011
My wife bought a webcam and I asked her:
How about the camera?
It is: normal.
I: Do you not use it?
She needs to be beautiful...

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №44283
 10.03.2011
One of the well-known contact applications announced a competition "MissSocietyNetwork".
Such a number of suddenly flooded light erotics did not see the most popular sites of prostitutes.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №44282
 10.03.2011
If you type *100# on the home phone, it will show you how much money is in the house.

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №44281
 10.03.2011
xxx: how to react when on my "I am fat!" guy instead of "Well you, you have a beautiful figure" answers "No problem, I too!"?

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №44280
 10.03.2011
Why did you take it, it is uncultural.
Is it uncultural? He even when we climbed on the construction slid only where the toilet was planned.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №44279
 10.03.2011
I wake up in the morning after a good drink, and I go to school early in the morning, I go to wake a friend, who also drank well yesterday. I try to interpret what he answers through a dream: without the sanction of the prosecutor you have no right.
Studying at the Academy of IMD

[ + 65 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44278
 10.03.2011
Blaine: Fuck... girls are now like domain names
DeVil: What is it?
Everything you like is mostly busy.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №44277
 10.03.2011
Everyone in the keyboard has bread crumbs, and I have a poppy crumbs there :(

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №44276
 10.03.2011
Some believe that God created man, some believe the opposite, but one thing is obvious: man has done his work more qualitatively.

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