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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №125211
 08.03.2016
XXX is a robbery.
XXX: The recipe for blenders on a barrel!
Do you have fun in Google?
XXX: Avoid alarm, I intuitively prepared
XXX: Was there any hope to add?
YYY: This is in Chebureque.
XXX: Blind
xxx: well
XXX: It doesn’t matter
Yes, not every time I got into the box.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №125210
 08.03.2016
Woman should be like ice cream – be sweet and melt.
Well then a man should be strong, like a stick on which they put ice cream.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №125209
 08.03.2016
entering into

In school, 11 words-exceptions were forced to teach, even the mnemonic rule was given:
Push, hold, look and see,
To hear, to hear, to hate,
to turn, and to turn,
To suffer and to suffer,
You will remember, friends,
You can’t put them on “E”.

But is there still to run, rush, whistle, scream, feed, whistle, knock, whistle, and so on?

How did you get into a society of sceptics?
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About the fact that in 11 exceptions, the voices in the suffixes when spinning happen to be unsuccessful, and you need to indicate somehow that there is not 'e' and ' and' in school you have not been told yet?
And in those you have listed, it is difficult to write wrong, because the voice in the suffix is always under emphasis. If, of course, the Russian language is your native.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №125208
 08.03.2016
Through the ass, from the heart.
(A) is anonymous

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125207
 08.03.2016
This is what "Patriot" says:
and ==
Where only you are taken. "Liberal people" are a lot of people. Are you printing something unnecessary?
The DARPA? The NASA? Go buy shares, show them how they are in normal countries.
and ==
Has the whole brain come down on the ground of hatred for the damned America? NASA and DARPA are agencies. They don’t earn, they spend. Their goal is this: for the state money to promote space and defense technologies, they give the mask money. And our corporations are just trying to make money. But it does not work out, because effective state managers spend state subsidies and profits not on the development of production, and not on payments to shareholders, but on their own pockets.
Von RosTech entered the losing AutoVAZ in 2007, received state subsidies of several billion, in 2008 sold the factory to the French. Then it turned out that all these billions were distributed into his pocket by the then director (1.5 billion rubles, he indicated them in the declaration) and his assets (there were several dozen then) as bonuses for good work. More than 10,000 workers were fired from the factory over the course of the year. of employees. The French are still scratching for their money.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №125206
 08.03.2016
X: I
X: I want
X: so that you
X: She gave me
OK, OK, I have agreed
X: The Promise
X: You will change.
U : what?? to
I am not ready to change for you.
X: the pipe...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №125205
 08.03.2016
Russia should not pursue respect for human rights, it is not its values.
So, where are the slaves I have placed?! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №125204
 08.03.2016
#Japanese time #when #sign ##was #simply #sign #number #a #not #transformed #posts #in #unread #guano

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №125203
 07.03.2016
of the Chukovsky verbs.
Disappeared - a return verb, 2 disappearance (from the verb-exception to escape) past time, multiple number, perfect appearance, no face.
Hidden - a returning verb, 1 spinning (from the verb to hide) past time, multiple number, perfect appearance, no face.
Question is closed.


[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №125202
 07.03.2016
from the discussions.
xxx: Communication appeared when I left the house started again test gps communication then appeared then propodla captured a full antenna came out of check gps communication appeared XRN2,but I did not understand this coincidence or not but when I missed the communication after scanning gps in the engineering menu the communication disappeared and the villains of my apartment,I may have collapsed at all the tower near the house, funny but the fact I have the connection restored and no relatives
I have a mixer in my eye. What have I just read? The man lost his relatives.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №125201
 07.03.2016
During student years brought in visits to acquaintances of someone’s friends or something. In general, a typical twin in the bedroom area, there are two brothers and forever some guests blinking on the light. The younger brother - a student, the older one - has already graduated, worked as a watchman for a day after three and was not childish. In the apartment, as is required in such places, a mess, but the washroom in the bathroom is brightly clean. Later in the conversation it turned out that Cole (the older brother) is very vigilant about this, because of the dirt in the garbage can crash. Because it is unpleasant for him to go into a dirty cloth!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №125200
 07.03.2016
My kids and I dressed up at home. Directly complete - bridges, boots, helmets, good to drive to the stall for 10 minutes. And here I take two children to engage, and the horse itself to walk, all as well dressed and equipped, stops us by a hiker. I, slightly doubting, lower the glass, he looks inside... Then on me. Then inside again. And she says "You are a very responsible mother. I have seen everything, and child seats up to 15 years old, and even double seat belts, but that the whole family on the car in helmets ride - such a first time!"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №125199
 07.03.2016
Previously, the grass was greener, and the Internet was more interesting.

Wow: And don’t say, lately such a boring Internet has gone that you have to read books on the specialty and write articles to at least somehow have fun.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №125198
 07.03.2016
On the Internet review of the garden store: "Bought a bag of herb mixture for the boss - everyone was happy!". My husband from the couch commented:

Not to be left, with a bag of grass!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №125197
 07.03.2016
There are two types of cars on the road that can make the drivers around them behave decently and cautiously: the new Porsche and the old KAMAZ.

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №125196
 07.03.2016
The working chain:
Who of you speaks Polish?
If the customer speaks English, our team will be happy to communicate with him.
Your team is joyfully communicating with him!

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №125195
 07.03.2016
Strangely

The anti-Soviet man at the same time dreamed of three-layer toilet paper with a discount of 19%.

In general, then about the usual dreamed, about such searches as multi-layeredness and did not think.
Also watch Star Wars. Dreams are not on paper, softly speaking. Yes, the dreams of space did not happen anywhere. Star Wars and space are perfectly combined.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №125194
 07.03.2016
Interested, what is so distinguished comrade, who is infinitely photographed - for this you do not have to be the beauty of heaven or wear bdsm costumes. To do this, much more prosaic things are enough - to park on the sidewalk with the commentary "not a tram, you will get around", to go for drinking water in the park, igniting everything around, to be a modest employee of the control bodies with a salary of three hundred dollars and ride a ranger, scorn the rotten west and regularly fly there for rest. And so are the flowers.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №125193
 07.03.2016
The traveler burned in time. The man asked where the street of digital, and such apparently in the city apparently not yet. Probably not in the downtown.
This is Saransk, Nikon Street. Canonical Street in Krakow.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №125192
 07.03.2016
Commentary on the news about the fire due to children's play with fireplaces:
PPV: For some reason, if children, then "played with light bulbs", if adults burned, then "uncareful handling of fire"... 5-7-year-olds already need to be taught how to handle light bulbs, so that there is no such completions of games. You need to give the child a box of light bulbs and ask him to light the light bulb, hold it in his hand, turn it off... And so repeat several times. First, the child will not immediately throw the light bulb as soon as it burns, and secondly in a difficult situation will be able to start a fire.
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Well, here they set the fire.

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