- Fox: at the entrance of the parental house: "Dear tenants! From 9 a.m. to 17 a.m. there will be no electricity. In connection with the repair work by the company "GORESTI"...

Video about a disassembled laptop and a bunch of cockroaches inside. The comments:
XXX: Imagine that the owner's house is being built
This is Driver!
ccc: This is buggy

I got a cell phone number unknown. Well, I think the advertisement will push again, so is it! The voice of a young man from the phone says to me: “Hello, company * such a*! Are you interested in our super offer – high-definition digital television?"
I just wanted to say that he said no, but for some reason suddenly whispered: "No, I have a black-and-white light bulb TV at home "Berezka", so I am not interested!"
The young man’s voice from the phone whispered and said goodbye to me very quickly, with barely contained rust.
We had a positive charge for the whole day.)

Sister at the holiday table: where is our book about fat and healthy food?

With Diary.
You have something like a princess never smells out of her mouth?
YYY: I do not have. And if it smells, I chew gum.
zzz: Here are they, those people who bow to you and breathe the smell of al-la in your face.

The brain is said to remember about 17 terabytes of information during its life.
Why so little?
Max, you’ve never seen so much porn in your life.
You doubt me so much.

I have two news, one good and another bad.
XXX: Starting with bad
XXX: The car is broken
YYY: Is it good?
You can drink it.)

After our Paralympics came out under "Goodbay, America", I realized that exactly a month ago that ring with America "was not uncovered"not by chance)))

"She is standing up A quiet step goes to the door, opens it and leaves.
People are in shock."

Is it disrupting? Of course, everyone will be in shock!

On March 8th, I want new shoes for my shirt.
You don’t have a Norwegian shirt.
and VOOT!

22:59:51 Sleeping Knight: Here's what you want, but the blue electrician isn't the color
23:01:18 Lady_Ulairi: It is right, it is exaggeration. Simply "electric"
23:01:32 Lady_Ulairi: Because he is blue, talking between us.
23:01:40 Lady_Ulairi: But the "blue electrician" is also not the color :)

From the discussion of the construction tool:
Message from Igor.o
Let me tell you, why do you need coal?
Message from Eddy21
convenient to pull closer to the bed towels - straight without getting out of under the blankets

In social networks clearly lacks such a mode so that online not to be discarded and movies and music was available.

The incident was by one of the Russian channels, which raises doubts about the reliability of the information.

What we can.

All the gang trolls the Russian Post... would not help what?)
The pigeons?

The TV channel is powerful! March 8 showed 9 company

You brought me peelings instead of potatoes.
Are you sure?
Yes Yes
Can you remove the cover?
I can, I say. Here is, I say. with the meat.
I have to! How did you notice this?

I’ll get acquainted with the "voice from the back rows", with "somebody from the room" well or at the edge of the "and here some guy is talking". I appreciate humour in people.)

to this:

I am sure that if you connect a dynamomachine to Goebbels now, you can provide electricity to a small country.
____

And I guess what exactly...

I love the celebration of March 7. In the subway, all the women are standing, and the men are sitting with flowers.