I work as an engineer. Thus, any buyer sold from a neighboring store without a tower earns more. Is it also somehow related to the fact that I am a thief, not studying and hours? Yes, you can find a better place and all that, but selling such privileges for what? Why can all sellers, waiters and taxi drivers not grow up and be shameless, but at the same time scratch scratches? Country of sellers and resellers, bl. Soon ALL the specials in the sale and their business will go away from hunger, and what next - the air will be sold to each other?

Xxx: I thought he was fat. No, it was a catch. Who do they like at all?
Yyy: A friend of each other?

The most dangerous thing is to insult the feelings of believers in their own impunity.

A tale of a white bull. The White Mercedes.

Have you ever heard where the yellow Mercedes taxis, which are so many in Germany, go after service?
The answer doesn’t smell new. But experience, the son of difficult mistakes, whispers to us that many do not like to read sites like anekdot.ru, and prefer to buy Mers directly from Germany, with a run of 50 thousand in 5 years.

Well, I will tell you once again why this happens.

In fact, the yellow Mercedes taxi is actually absolutely any color. It all starts with the fact that the organization buys such cars with a discount of about 25-30%, as a wholesale buyer. Immediately after the purchase such a machine goes to a special CTO and goes through three mandatory procedures:

It is covered with a yellow film. Yes, with a film, no one ever repaints them, soon you will understand why.
- The native seats are removed from it, tightly packed in a film and sent to the warehouse.
They put corporate seats for taxis from skinzams.

Then the car passes. And as long as it’s going to run its miles for 5-6 years, I’ll tell you what private property is in German. And, no matter how stretching, I'll say right away - if you bought the car, it's all yours!

And the spidometer too. Do you catch? The speedometer (odometer) is also your full property, and the miles of distance on it too. In other words, no one can prohibit you from turning the speedometer to any numbers. For the sake of fairness, I will say that when selling within Germany you are obliged to indicate this in the documents, putting only 2 small letters before the current indications of the odometer and attributing in the contract the phrase type - "bought the car as I see".

Well, our people already understood everything.

After 5-6 years, such a machine has a range of 500-600 thousand and costs nothing. She is caught up again on the special-STO, well in the chamber crushed by steam. The whole film slides. The native paint coating underneath it shines as if it had just come from the factory. They get their home seats, put them in place. They turn the range up to 50 thousand, shamany plastic and all available surfaces, prepare a contract and go looking for lochs, very desirably - not from the European Union.

And then the standard story of grandfather, who so perfectly preserved the car that even the seats under the pipe did not change. He only went to church on the weekend. In five years, this is a small run. You are lucky and it is very cheap. Documents are OK.

The documents are almost perfect. According to German law.

Many believe. It is easy to deceive someone who wants to deceive. For the shirt, you can give the last shirt.

and Odessa. An old Jew runs to the urologist’s office, takes off his underwear and cries, pointing to the cause:
Doctor, what should I do about this? You see — small, squeezed, hanging! What to do?! to
The doctor is sad:
To do... to give...

From Adventure:

A: With the margin and competence everything is okay, just for loans to the bank now come not those whom the bank would like to lend.
B: According to my observations, the bank is willing to lend only to those to whom this loan has not been granted for the first time.
A: From a conversation with a representative of the Central Bank of a large bank, this was quite certain.

The Japanese Time

I am preparing for the spin-off season. I walked around the store and watched poppers. The most walking and catchy - kosadaka, salmo. From 500 rubles. And yesterday on the balcony killed - found an ordinary stamped swing. "C 30 cop."... 30 years ago, on a city beach pulled a shuga on her, as they said, "on-Kilo shissot". And now a rope of 300 grams is caught on a five-tubble vobler, and not always... And before the fish was more...

A good engineer and a good craftsman will always have the opportunity to pay well.

Oh, especially when the unsold products of the factory filled all the warehouses, employees transferred to a part-time week, and the factory shut down in anticipation of bankruptcy. A good man is paid and paid.

<Rapid_response> I install the familiar screw 98 on the virtual machine)
<pewpew> why did the corpse dig?
<Fast_Response> he has some ancient astrological programs, only under it works
<pewpew> so astrologers and need :)

(After a fierce discussion on the forum - lyrical retreat)

AAA: Yes, the people around me are generally good too. And next to it is a good park, there live dunes and all other life. The daughters are beautiful. And the light through the leaf falls beautifully. There is music inside. Living is generally good. But sometimes there are problems, sometimes there is fatigue, there is no strength and so on. I don’t think people have the right to talk about it. Well, of course, if they are only about that, it is worth thinking. But I don’t really care about such nuts :)

bbb: "Disclaimer: The word "dikly" in this context means only birds and does not refer to any of the forum participants." ;-)

How to turn food into a circus.
My brother’s name is Alexander. Do not ask why. I myself do not know. This was the first thing that came to my mind when I got it out of the package. Now I have every bite turned into a bite: "Alexandra, will you burn an omelette?", "Alexandra, something you are burning right today", "Alexandra, are you ready to burn?", "Alexandra, not burning". I am not talking about the fact that the song from "Moscow does not believe in tears" is performed now in the kitchen regularly X-D

What will you give to your wife on March 8?
XZ, probably something of yellow metal.
Oh) Nichoshi, Didn't Know She Loved Listening to Chinese Rock lol

Natalia: My stepper on the phone said that the standard of steps is fulfilled.
What is Moshe Homer?

The group "Skeptic Society" ask: Tell me how you became a skeptic?

XHX: In 10th grade my parents told me that Santa doesn’t exist, but I had a skeptical mindset at the time, and I didn’t believe them. But by the third grade, under the burden of education, I believed in its non-existence.

I am sick, my ears are clogged, so I hear worse than usual. My husband talks about his work:

On Wednesday at nine o’clock in the morning we have a scream rally.

I ask :

How is it? A fucking rally?! to

He said that this was the most accurate description of such a shape of a planner he had ever heard.

Let us think. Here, say, offer me a salary several times more on the condition that I will work the same time more intensely, it means more tired, it means more time to spend on recovery... That is, in my personal free time I will not engage in some of my pleasant things (read, draw, communicate with friends, spend time with family, etc.). and etc.It is stupid to get rid of stress at work. Why do I need money in such a way? Buying antidepressants? No thank you.

The most desirable thing I would spend any money on is my free time. And, in fact, working behind the sleeves for a small salary, I buy it.

Everyone chooses a segment of the world and creates their own private world, often silently isolated from the rest, so that after some time its creator begins to seem as if he has understood the meaning and structure of the whole.

Carl Jung

XXX: The Hollow Idea
XXX: Auto heating chair
The Japanese have long
The life-long feeling that someone has been joking here before you
YYYYYYYYYYYYY Why did you say that...?
You can no longer go to the toilet in expensive restaurants.
YYY: Yes at home. Stay alone sitting. I wanted to fuck. You sit and the seat is warm.
You are the last man on earth.
YYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: The New Shortest Thriller

"God is not" and "the Bible-a collection of Jewish fairy tales" - phrases for which in Russia today the term shines.
Will they come after me for this quote?

And why are you all silent about "I remember those times when..."?

I remember when in kindergarten we were given mandarines for the new year, we then ate crustaceans from them with no less pleasure)