XXX is favorite! I instilled in your ears. You turned the data on my hard drive, made my processor overclock, and my monitor flash at 250 Hz.
From 8 March, Dear

From the topic on the mobile fraud forum:
We recently had a story-one grandmother gave money for what (son-in-law) hit a pedestrian and only when the shock passed she realized that she was fooled. She has no granddaughter.

A Tales of Hawthorne (abbreviation, conclusion of the poem)

...

I say because I am asked,
With a loud, deaf voice:
Let it be good,
Let all be bad.

Let the hour of birth be cursed,
I scratched my teeth in the mouth,
All fools and fools.
He died of pain in the stomach.

Let in the sack, in the house and in the apartment
The punishment will come,
Not to remain in the world.
No more coward or liar.

and Dagestan. Rasul Gamzatov 1923–2003)

I read one comic book, the story is that the brother is going on an expedition, and the younger sister does not take.
alienna: If Adina had secretly engaged in them, and then the entire expedition had died together, it would have been fun.) A broken pattern and no living heir.
Anony: Are you not George Martin?

Haber, on the delivery of packages using quadrocopters

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Drones will soon be banned in Russia. Here are some arguments for this scenario:
First, this is a relatively new technology that needs to be banned simply by habit.
Second, drones can transport drugs, bitcoins and child pornography.
In addition, the U.S. military uses drones in Iraq (and why a decent citizen of the Russian Federation such technology?) ;
Any Chinese n-copter can be used by terrorists.

What is DZ?
Brother: Homework
I: Debtor debt
Tag: Dagestan wine factory
Sister: Oh of course!

The Russian Wisdom:
What you do not stick to the scotch, the fight will not take.)

The year 1985. 1 of June. I am 18 years old. Gorky (Nizhny Novgorod) Master PTU sends me for vodka. Go far, but you have to. I go. Tablework at the storehouse, and a bowl with the police, someone is already distracted... I am approaching from the edge, I am interested in the boomerang: "What?"
He - "vodka now from 21 years only give..."
the seat.
I give him money and put it in the crowd.
The result: detained during the transfer, the protocol was not made, lied, the money was returned...
I come home and the threshold to Master PTU: Your power is over! Enough, I have to endure! Now let the elderly run for vodka!!! I put money on the table.
After an hour, the tired master raised the glass and asked, “What do they think there above?”
I:"The Day of the Protection of Children, however..........."

How is an intelligent man different from a botanist?
The intelligent knowledge helps, not prevents, to live.

At the airport, the flight was delayed due to the weather conditions of the route.
The girl who had to fly this flight to reduce the waiting time bought a book, packed cookies and sat down in a chair. Next to her was an unemployed chair, on the seat of which was a cellophane bag with biscuits, and on the next chair was a man who was reading a sports magazine.
She automatically took the cake, the man took too. She was surprised, but she said nothing to him and continued to read.
And every time she took another cake, the man did the same. She got angry, but decided not to arrange a scandal at the crowded airport.
When there was only one cookie left in the package, she thought, "It's interesting to see what this ham and ignorant will do?“”
As if reading her thoughts, the man took a cookie, broke it in half and extended one half to her, without raising his eyes.
It was already too much: she firmly stood up, gathered her bags and left.
Later, when she was already sitting in the plane, dropped into a bag to get a cure for a headache, she surprised to pull out the unfortunate package of cookies.
Then she suddenly recalled that she had put a pack of cookies in her bag. And the man, whom she considered to be unwise and ignorant, shared with her his cookie, without showing any anger, simply because of his education and kindness.
She was very ashamed and had no chance to apologize to him.
Before you get angry, think about it.

- I wonder, and will Yanukovych go to the opening of the Sochi Paralympics?
As who?
Well, let’s say, as a president with limited capabilities?

U.S. Senators demand to exclude Russia from the number of participants of the 2014 World Cup and to deprive the right to hold the 2018 World Cup
Fucking finally. Maybe because of Ukraine, we won’t play football. Ukraine will save

Renat: I went to Peter last summer just to shave myself.
What about White Nights? And the bridges? What about Neva?
Tagged: insisted
Renate: Oh
Renate: is out
I confuse these words all the time.

A sign of the intelligence of the Russian family is Tomik Brodsky, lying on the toilet tank.

Sport is harmful.
- This is a fact, because it would be useful if there were two Jews hanging on each tournament.
You confuse sport and the Holocaust.
In the good sense of the word :-)

At night, the cat walked around the apartment and spotted as if not in himself, preventing him from sleeping.
Despite this behavior during the day, he asked his wife for all kinds of cat tastes,
The apple, the rugged sweaters... Now this gray scapegoat has collapsed on the couch with her legs up, closed her shy eyes with her foreheads and shakes.
What did you have to do in a past life to become a cat? Saving the Buddha?

I decided to clean the computer today. It is not now enabled. and sad.
How did you clean it? The cyclone? Antiviruses What kind of thread is it? What happened that?
XHH: Cleaning vacuum cleaner and toothbrush.

We have neighbors like that, shit. Just start to cut a pig in the kitchen, immediately call the police.

New Bill on Sexual Harassment:
Dudar: The only adequate bill of our lawmakers. Even if he worked as he should, the price would not have been.
Schuhart: What is there adequate? You can’t invite a girl to coffee.
Nancy: I’m embarrassed to ask, in what expressions do you invite a girl to coffee, if you’re afraid of what a statement will be written for you?

I drive on the navigator, exceed the speed, and even in the hill. The navigator warned me originally:
N: You are exceeding the allowed speed!
You exceeded the permitted speed.
Ready to take off!