Dad said: I stand, my dishes, my mom is cooking.
“Dad, today is March 8th, why do I have my dishes on the holiday?
You haven’t grown up before this celebration.
Why is my mom cooking?
Dad thoughtfully:
She has already grown...

X: Can I give you my soul?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Blade, Blade and Blade Integrals!

He eats and I cook.
He wears – I wash.
He tosses – I clean.
What would I do without him?

I sit with my girlfriend.She closely looks me in the eyes and says: You know you have such unusual eyes...like a rare marble, such an unusual shade, gray with darker veins...so sometimes I want to take them out!!!! to
What I see I missed in it

Discussion on March 8

Pavel Bystrov: Happy Day of the Defender of Men!!! to
Alexander Pavlov: ))))) did not immediately come out )
Pavel Bystrov: you can't get involved immediately, they don't like that)))

I sit on the sofa. Nearby daughter Oksana (4 years) and mother go to the kindergarten. My daughter wants to say something:
Dad...
Mother, thinking that they are addressing her:
I am not Dad, I am Mother.
Oksana pointed to me:
I call it daddy...

xxx: yeah, my girlfriend had what I needed, constantly or smoked or blue like a pig))
I did not name her by name.
XXX: I gave her a slider.
yyy: ahahahahahah )))

thx (15:40:00 8/03/2011)
This day started so badly on March 8.

thx (15:40:43 8/03/2011)
I woke up in someone else’s apartment, with a strawberry, and I was stolen!

It’s fun to watch the girls congratulate themselves.

I will not give up on algebra.
Give up, give up and be calm.
[23:33:39] xxx: and somebody will not surrender Russian
[23:33:42] xxx: info 100%
[23:33:55] yyy: who is it?? to

To love is like standing on fresh cement. The longer you stand, the harder it is to break away... and you can never leave without leaving a trace.
WOW: but you can pour it into a barrel, put something uncomfortable there, wait until evening and climb off the bridge. There will be no traces, I guarantee it.
Zzz: And then scream: “Nothing personal, only business” and throw a thinning cigarette into the water.

D: Do you know a good body service? The cheap?
I: And what should I do?
D: Replacement of both bumpers and luggage covers with paint, one door to paint, two to rip and paint.
I: God what happened?! to
The car was washed after the winter.

8th of March. by 02:11

Q: Are you not sleeping? Or do you wash the floor too? ?
YYY: No, the floor is already washed. I will wash my dishes.)

A colleague at work guessed the scanword, went out to smoke. Take a magazine, read - "The Enemy of the Titanic?"
Answer - Pulled

I talked to a friend about the political system in Russia.
After a lengthy dispute, they agreed that Russia should have one leader who would rule the country for decades, with a great sense of justice, but at the same time to the extent tough. He should be able to read thoughts at a distance and blow with one glance. In short, like Anakin Skywalker in the second part, before he was swallowed by the dark side. He also has to be able to fly, because our country is big and throwing lightning - suddenly it will be useful =)

Of all the creatures of God, only one cannot be forced to obey by force: the cat. If you could cross a cat and a man, it would improve the human race. It would hurt cats.

Mark Twain in 1894.

8 March. A girlfriend with a pronounced blonde brain decided to boast to me how cool she had a guy.

She is:
Hi to

The Peace Death:
Hi to

She is:
My boyfriend gave me Mongolia ?

The Peace Death:
Oh about whom?

She is:
The flower is like that. You do not know?

The Peace Death:
Maybe Magnolia?

She is:
See also Mongolia

She is:
What a great gift? ?

The Peace Death:
I would be shocked if they gave me Mongolia.)

From a dating site.

Question of the girl:
The name: Alina
Growth: 172
Weight of 55
Physical condition: depends on mood

The stone:
Are you the type of Hulk? O.O

It is very interesting to watch people.
Men rub their ass, get up at 7 in the morning, go and buy flowers.
And why are there no women carrying vodka boxes on February 23 :D

Not everyone will watch porn until the end.