told the employee. I did not work at the time, and they brought the secretaries to the journal "Breaches and dissatisfactions". Well, they wrote that it was broken, that it was not so and who was not happy with what, and the company had to control. This magazine was running for 2 weeks, and it closed after the head of the expert department, he was also deputy. The director (in general, a serious uncle, trousers), wrote the inscription:

"Pets in the kitchen!!and "

and glued below on the super glue bag with a killed cockroach ))))

YYY: My sister was wet today.
XXX What Again?
Yyy: She said that people are divided into two types.
Yyy: Extroverts and Impotents

xxx: Friend-Lamer drops a flash called "Eat some hernia some hernia and not get any"
YYY: And what is there? (They are :
XXX: I start, and this is Pacman!

Today I went to the computer store "Home PC", and there on all the sold monitors above the advertisement a service message with the inscription: "Your copy of windows has not been authenticated, you may have become a victim of fake software".

<Zld> last day watched the show "your game", there asked the question: Hero of which series for 6 seasons says "Everyone lies"... Players barely broke the button

My husband and I decided to disclose to friends that we are expecting a baby. The boys came to my doctor, we told them. Well, word for word, they said about Ulzi, then yes, and then one of them (B) asks:
Mom, did you tell me at work?
I’m not everyone, just the immediate boss, and that’s what I had to do. The fact is that there is a trip for April-May, to Cyprus for a conference, you need to obtain a visa, and I will not be able to fly.
In (thinkingly) - well what do you say - proye you your Cyprus. And in the real sense of that word! ;)

He immediately said he chose me because I have more breasts. Not too romantic, but honestly.)
- He-he, the size of mine allows me to offer men only a big, almost bottomless soul.

In Moscow, at midnight, people call on radio N and share their impressions. Another call:"Good evening, we are in Kamchatka in the morning, purga and very cold". Further quiet:" to move to hope...

The city of Perm, found the flash black transcend on February 27 about 22:00 in the 40th second bus) knock in the asyu two thirty-three 2 4 nine 2 seven zeros. Help me to do a good job ;)

Only in Russia, 200 active tanks can be forgotten in the forest for 1.5 months.

Discussing the Adobe Photoshop Graphic Editor in the City Chat

[14:30:01] dinGo: Katyushka> he is dumb)) foolish....why there is no such button as : remove red eyes)) or remove that dick from the left)))

Discussions on the forum of the incident with Ovechkin after the loss to the Canadians with the score 7:3.
MMV: "The camera, however, did not withstand the force reception, but for some reason did not take a shot until he left. Probably the last force. And he said no "on x... shoot?", and "on x... shoot?", which testifies to the innate sense of tact".

We all take pictures on Monday.
Will you be a stylist, a stylist?
There will be photoshop.

People!Moscow!Help to find the owner cat!Good, loving cat,the owner misses,probably!Bring a plyz)
Cat found on February 22 in the area of Vyhino.Black and white, with blue eyes.Loveful and active baby.Clean,home)
Master, touch: five ninety-seven-four zero 1 two four zero.

Why are all the cute guys always going the other side of the ladder?! to