How did you prepare for the end of the world? I, for example, will greet him with a greeting, and when the Hour hits, I will wait a minute and I will scream long, angry and very loudly!and "

Who wants to join? and :)

She is: Hi
She: What are you doing?
It is O_O
It is >_<
It is O_O
A nightmare, what are you doing?
He is Dick.

Well, what about today’s youth, who of you knows what the taste of sulfur heads from light bulbs?

- The television said that during the Second World War, American meadows were handed over, metal bones were extracted from them and melted. Then they built an aircraft carrier.

Did the American women not give up their parachutes?

Val-Mellow

I knew I’t take the exam today.
Wow, that is why!
I dreamed I was Perry Hilton, and she cried and said she didn’t like it very much.

DIMOSUS.X - 08 March 2011 02:01
Faith, we congratulate you on the coming day of March 8th, from the whole company we wish you * Insert what you want *!!! to
Aldeminor - 08 March 2011 02:02
* from the whole company we wish you to insert the desired * sounded twice...

You need to buy a cat toilet.
What is the cat fucking?

xxx: Do you jump the diameter at the hole, the middle and the base?
yyy: with the voice of Drozov, and now you see how male humans measure their genitals.

"The Mythology Dictionary" under ed. D. s Lihacheva, B.A Fish and others, p. 999 to 1000. M., "Science", 1996 "

Chubbs (chubbs, chubbs, the Germans ) Chubais, red beetle) in the lower mythology of the Great Russians and Latgals - a small evil home spirit. Ch. represented in the image of a blushed red rat "with a human-like face". He settles into houses by the will of evil witches, extinguishes the fire in the fireplace, demanding a ransom with grain and animals, but not because he wants to eat, but then to make people starve. Ch. first settles in a single wool, but if it does not survive, it can "destroy the entire wool".

"Pagani Hujara", "Mazerati Ebola", "Fiat Anusoid" - In Italy finally opened the Year of Russia!

I have recently been to the trail. The driver stumbled upon a girl about her luggage. Type to pay. Q: Girl, will you pay the place or not? There is another person to sit. I: Well, it is like breaking. Everyone abruptly silenced... They looked at me surprised... I*smile*: if we do, then much more fit :)...

Basil was a rare woman. Even when she burned her frog skin, she said:
- Goodbye forever Ivan Tsarevich! - and added - look for me in the thirty kingdom.
STERVA

Zmey2011: Lukashenko also said that he will not allow the United States to create a fifth column in Belarus. You are watching "Visitors"???))

You are a stupid limited fool, and the term “fifth column” means agents of influence and spies.

Do you have a dream of an idiot? ?
The Cheshire Cat: Yes!! to
Lady Miss: and? ?
The Irish Cat: The Bear Who Learned From Twitter That He Is No Longer President of the Russian Federation!

Kozloff: I made a foil contact for my child in the bed, when the child inside - the current on the bell goes through the resistor, when the bed is empty - the bell rings in full force. It is quite simple, given that the child is in bed only when he is asleep.

Mikhailov: With natural soaking the girland can work, with special effects. It is said that one Soviet engineer so healed his doll from enuresis, there was also a simple scheme, only with a lamp in the neighboring room instead of a call, and he was just wrong with the resistor nominal - instead of MOm took the same, only kOm! Lila only once after installation and described, and then - no-ni!

My brother has a birthday on March 8.

With your day of all the best, let everything be fine.
YYY: thank you
And finally, on your birthday.
YYY: the cape you cut

3.14 The great epic
3:14: Coming home late, the ancestors are all sleeping. I want to eat. Without turning on the light, I touch the cake with potatoes in the refrigerator (in it the lamp has recently burned). I take a pack of ketchup, mayonnaise. I grind mayonnaise, by the smell I understand that it is a condensed, slicing it, slicing it on mayonnaise, slicing it with ketchup....and o God...a cake with POVIDLO!!! to

On the 8th of March, it is said:
A large shopping center, a man of 30 men of all ages breaks to the flower corner. I approach from the back to see what they give and for the sake of the joke: "Men, miss out, meat in the oven...". Silently broke up...I had to buy a wreath.

I look in the mirror, I look at my ribs. Mom is next door.
I: Mom, why do I have no spaces between the ribs? The skeletons have them, but I don’t.
Mother: You will be

O_O

Broke documents on the computer. I asked for a complaint that I was asked to collect. I encountered one file with a modest name Complaint and interesting content. For the first couple of seconds I thought that "it’s really cool!!!", and a couple more that "I really sent THIS!?" Here is the text of the complaint:

Head of the OUFMS for the city of Moscow in JSC %username1% From %username2%

complaint

I complain about you. You are %d.

Number of
signed