XHH: Gorshok, by the way, who Kish, always wanted to be cremated. He was terribly afraid to wake up in the grave. How it came out. I do what - this is how you really seriously tell people everything, explain, almost not write a will. And then you died, and you all laughed.

WOW: I think I’m beginning to understand the essence of the saying "Al you call it gorky, just don’t put it in the oven"

Dialogue with the Brazilian client:
Q: If you could only live in South America, which country would you choose?
I am Russia.
Q: But Russia is not in South America.
I: It can be corrected.

1976, a psychiatrist
Photographers interrupted him.
All photographers must be registered. They are kind of psychics.

Go check out, and
When you were a child, your father didn’t beat you with a camera in the head.

by mail gmail. A sign that shows that the letter is important. And if you click on viewing, then the sign that "the letter is marked as important because the magical rabbit decided so" falls out! All of. Now I know everything! The answer to the question is 42. And why? That’s what the magical rabbit decided.

German public meals have removed pork sausages from the menu because of fear of insulting refugees.
German citizens will have to give up some of the traditional German dishes, in particular pork sausages, which are excluded from the menu of catering establishments in order not to offend the feelings of Muslim visitors.

Well, who was joking about the Oktoberfest without pork sausages?? to

This is:
To do it, it is a native fitch.

Cats are not innate. Cats lick newborn kittens, from such a'massage' in their abdomen and urination occurs. Kittens breeders can massage the cats' stomachs with their hands or a wet cloth that the kittens could handle in need. The cats themselves, of course, learn to do this over time and without massage, but not immediately.

NASA is building a supersonic passenger plane. The main goal is to make the aircraft produce less noise.

Max and gt. There were already 2. It does not pay. Excessive spending, because you have to use a forced regime.
Arsenic> What is the engine that wakes up?
Arsen, 15 unicorns filled under the bandage of peanuts and laxatives.

When I saw the neighbor's car being stolen, I didn't get lost waiting for the right time and parked on the free place.

David Blane's video on his record: How I held my breath for 17 minutes
Comment: I was at the train station in a public toilet and didn’t wait so long!

I realized that something was wrong when I couldn’t get out of the snow-filled parking lot.
The realization that the snowfall was not quite common came when I watched a snow-gathering truck stuck in the snow, in the middle of the street.
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The snowfall was normal. Twenty centimeters of snow on the car per night - in my childhood, such snowfall was in Moscow fifteen or twenty times in the winter.

It is unusual that before Sobyanin, snow and ice were used to be cleaned in time, and with him it became fashionable "people walk the trails, cars drive the road, but we proudly talk about the fight against the element."

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Tell me the last paragraph about the mother, what does that have to do with? What kind of injury did the author’s mother ruin her life?

is very simple. Apparently, her mother gave birth to her at the age of 30. And the author gently believes that the cause of birth injury is "later" birth. Type, "and here I am fine, I gave birth until 25 - so the baby is healthy!and "
A birth injury can really ruin a whole life, it is. The causes are different, and the consequences are not always the same.

I go on the bus. There is a woman sitting next to me and talking on the phone. At one point I heard the phrase that killed me:
She works for three and a half months and is pregnant. I’ve been a year and a niche!

The wife heard the women’s screams from the courtyard at night "Hey! Please do not! Stop!" and so on, accompanied by evil men’s laughter. I jumped out onto the balcony, and there two boys on the girl's clothes are ripped up with all the...

Savchenko opposed her exchange for Russian GRushnikovs.

XHH: Mosquito, what kind of captivity do you have that you drive out who? ?

The cat stumbled something on my wireless mouse and was able to go to their official website, I didn’t even know that I could.

But I have - I will share a touching moment - the name "Florence" from childhood is associated with impure force, and in no way this association, apparently, can no longer beat. And all why? Because we have a lot of books. And in one of the bookstores, just at the level of my childhood curious eyes, there were books of Khmelevskaya. After seeing the name "Florence is the daughter of the devil", and adopted it for the definition of the...

A year ago I castrated a cat. In the summer we went to the village. The cat was given a walk as usual. Missing for two days! Then the whole dirty came back, in the company of two cats. White and red, very young. And so they lived with us on the half-summer site. In general, not eggs color a man, but charisma.

I was in love and the doctor appointed me.
Awesome attacks of spring
Black and white pills.
and dreams

Therapy does not help
I ate a bag of coal and mill.
Healed from passion.
But it was just a puddle...)))

My husband has been "J" at work since January. All weekends have been removed, from the word "completely", half a day of Sunday can not be counted as a weekend. Added hours to the working day voluntarily and forcibly. They promised "it’s only until the end of March... maybe..."
I called him today from work, with tears in my voice, asking him to pick him up. He said he would be good, kind and kind. He will go to bed without caprices, eat cabbage and go to the village to cut wood.

Excel – Pain

The pain is young professionals.
Any reports are of two types:
1st Data for yourself (sector, department, etc.)
2nd Data for the boss.

The first serves the workflow, including the creation of the second. They need to draw conclusions.
The latter already contains conclusions.
The first is the instrument, the second is the result.
If it cannot be printed or displayed on the projector, why a report to the boss? Your boss needs the outcome of your work. A specific vision. This is rarely 4D data.