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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №94923
 06.03.2014
The abolition in Russia of the "Contra All!" chart in elections is like trying to force a man to choose between oral, anal, classical, group vocal, garden-mazo and homosexuality in the event that he has been impotent for many years.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №94922
 06.03.2014
On the march, when the time comes to give a pi*dule to the current Supreme Council of Ukraine, they will answer: Do you get bored? We are not a government!!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №94921
 06.03.2014
From the Fire:
- Not only "god", but "good" - from the word "hood" (capped) if anything. In the rest, yes. and ;)
Correct English words and write "caps ". Bravo to!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94920
 06.03.2014

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Really, rest at home.

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Naah Naah Naah! We’d better go on a trip to the United States by ruble!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94919
 06.03.2014
XXX: Are you okay?
YYYYYY: Yes
XXX: Work or personal life?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №94918
 06.03.2014
Husband (see the channel about animals): Here is the piton funny, once a year the lamb eaten - and you can not eat for a year, do what you want!

Wife (from the kitchen): Here is the pitoniche fun, once a year she cooked the lamb - and it is free!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №94917
 06.03.2014
c 4pda from iOS 7.1:

xxx: It’s not about fanaticism, it’s just Android lying, and iOS7 isn’t. The personal experience. In the family 4 phones with Android and 3 iPads, there is something to compare

YYY: Are there people in your family?

zzz: yyy, you made my day)))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94916
 06.03.2014
xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx Put the flash on the back of the comp, the beard is pulled into the refrigerator! C is!! to
YYY: Immediately you can see the programming worker.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94915
 06.03.2014
This is:

Last year, I wanted to go to Greece to rest. In the past, in Egypt. This year he sent everything to hell and decided to rest in Crimea.
I feel like a guy with dollars.

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Really, rest at home.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №94914
 06.03.2014
I was recently offered to give a Z-Drive 4500 for a coin.
Well what?
Well, the wind now loads in 3 seconds.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №94913
 06.03.2014
23,000 years to be an Antarctic sponge. There was bad karma.

Rovlad: Yes, there is a lot to think about in those 23,000 years.

botsman2005: Just nothing.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94912
 06.03.2014
Russian Culture Minister Vladimir Medinsky urged Russians to rest in Crimea and in the resorts of the Krasnodar region.
Tagged: patriotic holiday
zzz: Everything is included - armor jerseys too. ??

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94911
 06.03.2014
This is not a cage, it is a receiver of Blackmirdin.
and...
You fell, your whole brain broken trying to understand what the joke was.
It was illiteracy.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94910
 06.03.2014
aaa: any cat occupies 2/3 of the bed, regardless of the size of the bed and the size of the cat
The same applies to the computer desk.
ccc: approximately... the cat occupies 2/3 of the space

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №94909
 06.03.2014
You know, I was on the train today. Suddenly, the radio broadcaster got a spell and he said, “Be careful! The street of Panfilova".
XXX: Before going out, I thought about it.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №94908
 06.03.2014
Why do cyclists and bodybuilders shave their legs? Without a negative subtext I ask, just interesting.)

Swimmers understand, less water resistance, etc., so why do they?

Cyclists can pull wool into the chain

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94907
 06.03.2014
I got your money, did I get it?
I: Yes sweet
I: thank you
Wife: 10800 leone you give, the rest to you
I: I've got a ticket to Cambodia now) don't look for me sweet

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94906
 06.03.2014
[15:57:35] aaa: so why in backend/web/js have bootstrap-datepicker.js separately and a folder with the same js, its css and less?
[15:58:33] aaa: then another toilet paper must be stocked
[15:58:51] bbb: Salt, lights and grasshoppers
[15:59:02] aaa: aaa
[15:59:12] aaa: even more soap
[15:59:15] aaa: and the rope
[15:59:18] bbb and the rope
[15:59:48] ccc: and the rope
AAA: Somebody else
ddd: and the rope
[16:00:09] ccc: there are not many ropes
And the rope!
[16:00:35] eee: fuch, barely had time

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №94905
 06.03.2014
From the news: Leonardo DiCaprio to comfort instead of the missed four "Oscar" will give one piece of the Chelyabinsk meteorite and iron "Oscar".
In addition, the Chelyabinsk people decided to support the actor, who again did not receive the golden statuette, with the status of an honorary artist of the Chelyabinsk Theatre. This will allow the famous actor to attend all the theatre performances for free and use his name in his advertising campaigns.

Tagged trolling lenka

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №94904
 06.03.2014
from VK:

We have our Game of Thrones in Ukraine.

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