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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №62051
 29.03.2012
Professor of forensic medicine about the head of the department: - Most of all he likes to open up children... but that doesn't mean he's a bad person...

[ + 59 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62050
 29.03.2012
The entire Greek mythology is based on Zeus.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №62049
 29.03.2012
Father Fedor has been collecting donations for the chapel for three years, but it has been enough for Audy.

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62048
 29.03.2012
Every smart woman thinks that it is better to be the only one, but not the most loved, than the most loved, but not the only one.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62047
 29.03.2012
xxx: (to the boss) Listen, isn’t the Khokhlov anniversary today? I thought he hit 50!
Yyy: No, he is 52 or 53 today, 50 he noted last year.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №62046
 29.03.2012
I go all pregnant, I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I almost don’t argue.)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №62045
 29.03.2012
Vovans777: I have a crack at the point of connecting the ammunition to the shell. What is dangerous?? to
zmey77: The eyes may be on the neighboring bush.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №62044
 29.03.2012
Creation of 120 email addresses for deputies of the Dnipro city council on the basis of the domain dniprorada.gov.ua will cost the city budget 267 thousand hryvnia ($33375):
The Dnipropetrovsk massacre of the budget by gasoline.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №62043
 29.03.2012
XXX: The Sarcasm
You do not smell.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №62042
 29.03.2012
Protection of control works:
P is counted! The next!
c - I have a similar topic of work, so I would like to join all of the above...
P – You’re not at a wedding to join all of the above!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №62041
 29.03.2012
You are printing wrong!
I bite as I want!
I am not Hach!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №62040
 29.03.2012
An American passenger plane traveling from New York to Las Vegas was forced to make an emergency landing in Texas on Tuesday after the crew commander fell into a big hinder. This is by Sky News. Through a loud communication, one of the stewardesses asked the passengers to calm down the crashed crew commander, who could pose a threat to the plane and everyone inside. Four men, including a retired New York police officer, turned a crazy pilot.
By chance, one of the passengers turned out to be a civil aviation captain. Much thanks to him, the aircraft was able to make an emergency landing at Texas's Amarillo airport.

Interestingly, it is what, American pilots can not land without a commander?
You can fly by "Aeroflot" flights.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №62039
 29.03.2012
To the spring call in all medical commissions brought new stamps "GODEN!"

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62038
 28.03.2012
xxx: recently moved from the iPhone to the Samsung Galaxy. Everyone is happy, everything is done exactly as I want, I like it very much.
YYY: You know, a different response from a girl who is driving a car with a handbox, I didn’t expect!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №62037
 28.03.2012
On the birthday of one of the employees of the department, one of the employees makes a congratulatory speech:

-"You have been living for a long time...Do you like it at all?"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №62036
 28.03.2012
The demographic problem... the missionary posture did not please them.
Give every single Ukrainian girl for a non-drinking man of childbearing age (fig with him, let it be a shit)! And in what positions to solve the demographic problem, we will figure out ourselves.

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62035
 28.03.2012
from JJ:

Yes, I wasn’t quite a virgin before him, but he thought I was clean and impeccable!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №62034
 28.03.2012
I: I hope we won’t be discussing database refactoring in bed today, otherwise I’ll kill it. Not that I’m afraid to discuss this, just now we have very different opinions on the matter...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №62033
 28.03.2012
Today I walk around the city, I walk with the dog (I have a pitbull 10 months, healthy, apparently terrible, but kind and calm as a small dancer), everything is as appropriate - a namordnik, a guide, the dog goes calmly. I see two aunts moving in front of me, the booklets are distributed - whether adventists or evangelists, we have both. And when he passed by them, he said to the dog, "Satan, near!" Aunt’s eyes should have been seen.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №62032
 28.03.2012
From Odinvlesu:
When the disc is filled with movies, I begin to throw away the photos. So an aristocrat on a sunken ship approaches the boat and splashes out his undrunken tea, helping the team pumping the water.

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