Idiot and MKD

The stupidity of a fool will always overcome the genius of any genius.
I have a familiar computer genius, Lohsa. And that he is a genius, in principle, can be seen even from this short story. Lozha collects, adjusts and repairs any composts.
He’s also a crazy installation director, but that’s not the point.

One Saturday, Leche from the very morning, without warning, called the door of his familiar fool (and the real fool, in general, in a minute will disclose itself).

The guest grabbed a large system block and said:

Get rid of it, it needs to be done urgently. is not included. I need it in an hour.
E-k, I was sleeping at all. Okay, let’s see what’s there.

Losha removed the side cover, sneezed seven times and said:

There is so much dust in it that we cannot get rid of it today. Let's bring it to work tomorrow, there I have a powerful vacuum cleaner and all the spare parts, and most importantly, we wash the compressor well. No compressor is an option. And flew to you, dear friend, most likely, a food unit, overheated from dust. Tomorrow we will change everything.

Tomorrow is not possible, it will be too late. You need it today, get it out, Lieha, come up with something, you are so clever.

Leha breathed, grieved that he was in the same place forced to strain his brilliant brain, tension, enlightened his face and said:

You have a luggage bag in your jeep.
and yes.
- Then take your computer, fix it well on the trunk, here this side forward and drive on the MKAD, here next to it. Today is Saturday, it should be empty. Marty McFly, your task is to speed up to at least one hundred and twenty kilometers an hour! No need anymore. You will walk this way in half a minute and your computer will be inside again like new. And for now, I’m going to pull out my computer for you. Remember my kindness.

The joyful Marty picked up the system block and fled to arrange air baths for him at the MKAD.
I came back in half an hour. Only Lecha was going to set up the power unit, looking, and dust inside was not less, all the same gray and unclear.

Did you drive 5 kilometers an hour? Nothing went out.
Meaning of 5 miles? Yes, I was there under a hundred and eighty, afraid that the belts would break and the computer would fade. And the bull stood so that my ears were closed. In short, it didn’t work your hernia, Lohha.
Strange, it had to work. Let me ask you, Marty. Do not be offended if anything. Did you drive with or without a cover?
Of course with a cover! There is a lot of dust in it, has I gotten more dust to gather on the MCAD? And what...?

Now to say that you do not believe in God is not just to offend the feelings of the believers, but to openly oppose the existing constitutional system.

xxx: I forgot to make the presentation that I was asked, but in order not to come with empty hands and not get a pair, I inserted a gif with "infinite loading". Prepod said to bring next time )))

YYY: The Kindergarten We have an accountant when they don't have time to report on time, they say they did everything, but "everything is gone somewhere."

The distinctive feature of Russia of the present from Russia of the 90s: in the 90s, the state could not always pay a pension, and now it simply does not want to.

The words of a friend

My father has made the impression of an extremely unserious person all his life. And this despite the impressive dimensions, square figure and solid, especially in youth, physical training of a person who has been engaged in sports gymnastics for many years. Well, a person loves to laugh at a good joke, fish in good company and run a little before work a few kilometers simply because it was lazy to wake up to the bus.

But I had the opportunity to personally make sure that it was only one side of his nature.
“You can be a good person by caring for the beauty of your nails.” It was written by a poet. By translating this expression about my bathi, we can say:

Per a fool can be a botanist and a smart can be a force.

When I was seven or eight years old, our whole family went to rest in Moldova – my father’s brother, who settled there by distribution after school, invited in guests. Moldovan sun, fruits, delicious bread and milk in litre bottles with a narrow throat, like from the movie "Wedding in Malinovka".

Two families went to the beach. Dniester is a very fast, rapid river. Spontaneous water turns may occur.

The kids didn’t get out of the water. And not just children, there were plenty of people in the water. Our parents sat on the beach, drank quas, wine, played all kinds of games that were not common in the Soviet Union in those years, such as "mafia".

I was swimming in a swimsuit and with a mask. At some point I was very surprised: "Strangely, I swim, scratch up, and the surface of the water and the sunlight are only made away from me." I didn’t even have time to be scared. There was only a child’s surprise to an incomprehensible phenomenon.

My mother told me:

“We sit down and drink light and delicious Moldovan wine. Your father, sitting halfway to the coastline, raised a glass and said some funny “Caucasian” toast. Suddenly he jumped sharply in half a word, at two or three jumps was at the water and dive. A few seconds later, he emerged already noticeably away from the place where he escaped under water. With one hand he held you, and the other hugged you strongly. Not on the shore, but somewhere. Then he changed direction and swam to the shore. And in the place where he just sat and walked, there was a carefully placed glass of Moldovan wine.

My uncle, father’s brother, then asked him:

Did you know that you need to swim not to the shore, but across the stream of the water to leave the zone of its action faster?
and no. from where? There is no such thing in our country. But I understood it immediately, as soon as I saw that I would not crack against the current.
Why didn’t you break the glass?
What am I, the enemy? So good to scratch!

And the father continued his “Caucasian” toast.

The new order:
"Owners of cars with the sticker "We can repeat" to be sent to the nearest military commands to be sent to the victorious war with Turkey!“”

Unlike the best friends of women – diamonds, the best friends of men – bottles look more solid and are much cheaper.

About doctors and robbers.

At the beginning of the zero, I was diagnosed with cancer. And as they found out, the usual district surgeon, to whom I went with a complaint of back pain, immediately sent me to the Ostrowski Hospital in Sokolnikov. There in the reception room sent for X-rays, immediately did all the tests and placed in the female oncology department. by Cito. A day later, w. At the department, an elderly, hard-talking Armenian woman did me have an operation. Before the operation, she began to ask me how I got to life like this. A tumor of 4 cm is a really giant tumor, it is impossible to ignore. I say that for a long time I have been observed in a mammologist of a pathological clinic of pathological management of a very pathological structure. For the money. and expensive. That there are problems with the tumor and metastases to the lymph nodes he could not but see. But the money was more expensive for him. Therefore, he was feeding stories about ordinary inflammation. It was cold, said the Armenian, and something longer in Armenian. What I am writing here and now is a monument to that woman surgeon. Three other women came with me. We are now friends. All are alive. And we did not approve the protocols of treatment, we did not stand in line for the quota, we did not extortion a ruble of money. We were just healed. by Cito. A terrible system. have modernized.

Now with the same diagnosis comes to the doctors of a colleague. It’s bad, she says. Tumor is 1. We need to operate, a million without quotas, but there are no quotas yet. Write down there and there. Will have to wait. Well, so far, according to the approved treatment protocols, we must prochemize and pro-radiologize you. Do a dozen other analyses. You are sorry, but even with your diagnosis - everything is paid and we as the leading organization in the country - everything is very expensive. How much, well, for example, one X-ray tomography session as two of your monthly pensions. Plus this and for that. I want to live. had to pay. Here is the quota and you can lie under the surgeon's knife. and happiness. You will pay another hundred for the tests before the operation. They are not included in the quota, but they are mandatory under the protocol. by Plato. It is you. performed an operation. And if the surgeon in the Ostrum hospital with the wrong medicine released patients without complications, then now in the right medicine, everyone comes out with complications - then paralyses, then organs are rejected, then what outrage. And according to the protocol of the unfortunate also shattered radiation and not point, but whole. The tumor is called. They are the best in the country.

Tell me, why be surprised if medicine from now on is the sphere of service. How much paid, for this amount and brought you the waiter and the doctor, the goods. This sector has to make money. They earn as they can. Another colleague (man), to confirm the severe diagnosis by doctors of Israel, needed surgical cuts of tissue, biopsies. On request of tens of thousands of rubles, they were handed over. How the tubes were exported is a separate story. Very terrible, because they had to eat part of the fabrics at the request of vigilant border guards. The most sad thing is that the imported tissues were part of foreigners. of women. Stupidly sold to the man foreign, female, pieces of flesh. for the diagnosis. It was hoped that in other countries there was no mandatory DNA analysis. And what they would treat is not at all that and it doesn’t matter. Because I wanted a lot of money.

I am sure that many of you will talk about similar "successes" of medical reform. But how I miss those magical Armenian phrases and the hands of the doctors of the women’s department of hospital No. 33, who saved us then from a terrible disease. How would they help those unhappy who are now under the scourge of protocols and financial programs of current medicine? All of Health!

Previously, Putin was the guarantor of the Constitution, now the Constitution guarantees Putin.

10 years ago we had a service Hyundai accent at work, I periodically carried a deputy director, a woman of the age of Soviet hardening. To use the car for personal purposes was not welcomed, but if in the morning it was on the parking lot near the office and refuelled as appropriate, then no one watched what I used. I did not have my car, I lived with my brother, there was no money for the hotel, and there was also a candy-flower period with a girlfriend. And here one January cold evening, we and a girl had a great time studying the poses of Kamassutra in this car, tightly, uncomfortable and constantly something interferes... He took her home, brought the car in order on the subject of the burning type of towels, women’s hair and other leftover objects, got up and went to the office. On a cold morning, the deputy director asks me to take her to business, we sit in the car, and on the blinded front front opposite the passenger seat such excellent footprints of women. The deputy director pretended not to notice, but a journal appeared on the guard, which marked the time of the return of the service car.

in truth to say in most so-called RPGs behind all options is about this:



I will gladly do it.

I will do it.

I’ll first find out what I’ll do about it.

I don’t want to do it, but I will do it.

I will do for a reward.

I will not do it (but I will have to do it anyway).

I went with my wife to a tunnel car. On Sunday evening, the head is already boiling poorly. My wife is driving, I am in the passenger seat.



We walk through brushes, at the exit we are waiting for a man who wipes all the cars from the drops with a cloth (slip, old microfiber). He walked through the windows from the driver’s side, very carefully and diligently.



The wife decided to thank him with a small note, but did not have time to do so - he has already finished with her side and slowly goes to the passenger side (to wipe the car).



My wife handed me a bill for an employee and opened my window with a button on her dashboard (important, for example). I am not moving at this moment and I look straight.



Suitable for laundry. It dies for a second. And with confident movement begins to rub the glass. Which is not! ) Lightning fails with a hand with a ugly cloth inside the salon and tastingly wipes my face with it :D



I’m not sure who snorted at that moment more – his fear was not weaker than my stress from a face-to-face!

Taxing labor rather than income; protecting criminals and punishing the innocent; robbing the weak and lulling the power – are you really defending the interests of the country?

Turkey is scary.
It is expected a complete defeat on Russian television.

I went to the garden with my 5.5 year old daughter. The morning is scheduled minute. She laid away her things and went out with her dog. I come, and this “infection” called my grandmother and said she can’t figure out which side of the golf to wear. My grandmother tried to explain about the necklace and so on. The child says, “Let me shoot you a golf game and send it.” Edrit Madrid, how to snap and send in a smartphone...we know this, and how to wear golf is not wise)))