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[ + 29 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94883
 06.03.2014
It would be better in Moscow to live side by side with us a brotherly, hard-working people.
than a crowd of illiterate and wild fools. I am happy to change.
Millions of people, at least a couple of tens of thousands of Ukrainians.
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Bro, let me embrace you!
The Moscow.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №94882
 06.03.2014
XX: No, I will not go to our corporation. What should I do there?
Yyy: Dancing in a short shirt in front of men ;)
XXX is AHA. You don’t know our collective. For 50 babs - 3 men and Maxim.
Yyy: And Maxim is who, cat?
XXX is worse. This is our Siddhartha.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94881
 06.03.2014
XXX: Does the man-pop feel a danger?
I don’t know, but many people hear it.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №94880
 06.03.2014
5 March 2014 12:45 by Alien
Generally speaking, lucky for modern children)))
I had nothing like that, only Barbie, which was beyond desire and admiration))

5 March 2014 12:48 Electrical
And I have table games, invented on the basis of "Monopoly". They were called, as I remember, "Businessman" and "White Crown". I had a lot of pleasure in them against myself and against the other myself.)))))

5 March 2014 12:50 by Alien
Everybody has won??? :D

5 March 2014 12:50 Electrical
Apart from myself.
I was invincible! It was 😉 😉

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94879
 06.03.2014
IXBT, branch "I want a lamp amplifier!"

Clarinetist: If you liked the sound - take, and don't read the opinions of hockey players about figure skating

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №94878
 06.03.2014
to this
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Especially for those who do not know how to google - how to collect the sperm of cattle.
Primitively speaking, a container is attached to the animal's penis, an electrode is squeezed into the rectum and the current of a certain frequency is released. There is ejaculation. That’s all romantic (
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I know how to google, but the eyes of the administrators who will see my search query at the workplace stress me in advance, because until now I will not

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94877
 06.03.2014
Winnisepu: I love modern journalists. "The uninvited guests were given a rainbow welcome". I thought - again something about the pidaras, it turned out - the victim of unnatural selection bluntly suspected of the existence of the word "happy" and wanted to appear smart...
Fuck, it is exaggerating.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94876
 05.03.2014
Not Pushkin wrote the text for the song
I will remain as ash on my lips.
And the accords honestly.
not Bach

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94875
 05.03.2014
by this:

The child is in shock!! I learned that his favourite puppies are called nifiga not Tily-Billy-Dilly, but Dewey, Louis and, Scuco HYUI :((
WOW: Oh writer, I didn’t know this for 15 years and I didn’t know that much more, shit you.

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It was called Midnight Webb.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94874
 05.03.2014
You are a bandit and a fascist! – is
Everyone in the synagogue is like that.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94873
 05.03.2014
to this:
By the way, and by the analogy with cowards-strings-gowns for shaving.
On March 8th, give the lady a ringing underwear, socks and wax for hair removal))
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There is no price analogy.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №94872
 05.03.2014
She left me with a broken heart, a broken soul, half a roof.
Without a child, with food... So too, shit, the cat wanted to take! Did not give...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №94871
 05.03.2014
> emit a certain frequency current. There is ejaculation. That’s all romantic (

To be a bull is romantic.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94870
 05.03.2014
I saw on the internet:
I will meet a man who is very good at computers and programs. Who can be addressed with questions or problems. The master cleaned the computer and now there is no more than half of the photos. very need to rebuild. for a long relationship

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94869
 05.03.2014
Zoid; can anyone explain why the stones are added to the stone, in color and shape identical to the stone?

[ + 38 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94868
 05.03.2014
Corvette Commander of the Ukrainian Navy
"Ternopil" Captain of the 3rd rank Maxim
Emelianenko caused an attack of shock and
personally at the commander of the RF.
Deputy Admiral Alexander Vitko. by
Requirements of the Russian Commander
immediately surrender to the Russian army.
Corvette commander Yemelianenko replied:
"The Russians do not give up!"This is what the head of the Russian Federation wrote on Facebook.
Center for Military and Political Studies
Dmitry Timchuk
The Russian Admiral.
I asked if it was Emily.
The Russian. The Ukrainian official said,
He has a Ukrainian surname, but
His nationality is Russian.
Like the Ukrainian crew.
The ship. However, since he accepted
I swear allegiance to the people of Ukraine.
to change it, as well as its subordinates.
Several people have confirmed: after
words of Emelianenko commander of the Russian Federation
He threw his subjects out of the sword:
"Learn how to serve for honor and
It is your conscience!"


[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94867
 05.03.2014
Don't love cats anymore
XXX is not fashionable.
I love the breasts.
XXX What about cats?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
What if the choice is only: a cat or a dog?
YYY: Anyway, you will not catch me.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94866
 05.03.2014
By the way, and by the analogy with cowards-strings-gowns for shaving.
On March 8th, give the lady a ringing underwear, socks and wax for hair removal))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №94865
 05.03.2014
Quote from the Tourism Forum:
"People, do not go to Luxor, there are only ruins!and "

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №94864
 05.03.2014
I ask the same question to a 26-year-old colleague. I get the same answer!!! to
This is the shit guys and ladies. Where is this generation of the 90s going?

Go through the woods, gentlemen, retirees...will have to embrace the generation of the nineties. I don't know what poor institution you work in and who surrounds you, but all my familiar peers (26+-2 years) without exception would never smash such a shit...it's what, in your opinion, you need to be an idiot, so that at least from the edge of the ear of the school program heard not to articulate the basic information?
I would recommend you to look at your employer who employs oligofrens.


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