Why buy expensive coffee? I do not understand! It differs from the cheap only by the other packaging, the country of production, the melt, and the quality of coffee beans!
Y: Really...

This is:
"Another pearl of the zombies.
Bagira, we found traces of a car in the forest!
Judging by the protector, the car went southwest."
This is shit, comrades."

Oh my dear, what is that pearl??? Maybe it will be a discovery for you, but the protector at the rubber can have a directed drawing and it is by it that it is essential to know the direction of the machine. Learn the match.

HH: And what, Anonymous, does the reason make sense? I would like to walk out my cat somehow, when it warms up, or he has already pulled all the eyes out of the window, but it's better and, for example, it's worth it behind the door in the carrier, as he begins to scream with a terrible voice of cat matta.
Well, you can try it on a slide with a leash. But some cats just lie on the ground and drag as you want.
zzz: Because it is not man who walks out the cat, but the cat of man B) although some cats walk on the leash straight like dogs, but usually the owner respects the cat.

"Not to give, not to take" - a friend in Russian.

Talk to the neighbor:
Why don’t you take your dog to hunt?
He: Yes to her. I will shoot someone, and he will find and bury.

From the discussion of programming languages in Bigler:

Who can understand what is written here?

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and pf. The breasts, the breasts. For backs, backs...

The Stage?by :

M28 years old, chick 18 cm, sp 38000 rubles. Is it fun to read this on the website of IT-humor?

I am 34, fuck 18 cm, sp 80000 rubles. Only the age has grown and the fox does not grow.)))

The dialogue was still rough with what (from another office came to us)

I complain, I say, we are forced here to draw and print a congratulation on the 8th of March on the plateau. You are a programmer, you are printing.
Sadly, we have the same stuff.
I'm also constantly asking for openings, like a weekly programmer. The chairs are all rounded.
Companion - recently passengers asked and wondered why I don't have them.
And after we in our department for the fourth time asked a programmer for a hammer, we were forced to buy it.
Partner - And, most importantly, offensive, will be taken and not returned.
In general, we have openings as a consumable material. There was an idea, such as taking a faulty geiger counter, giving something and showing radiation, such as, "Do not use it for a long time, I am not worth it, I worry about you")))

1st See you in hell!
2nd and ah. Only you will cook in the boiler, and I will make plans-charts and norms for those who will put pollen under this boiler.

At work, the aunt complains to other aunts about the lover and the fact that he does not know how to choose gifts:
- And at the end he said to me, you imagine!!! What "you will not like"!!! Do I make the impression of a super-capricious woman?
Someone compassionately sneezes, who breathes, remembering his own.
At the same time, the aunt pouches her own tea, takes out of a bunch of spoonfuls just washed by a colleague, a teaspoon, looks at it (I notice that the spoonfuls are washed clean), goes washing, wipes and only then mixes sugar in the tea.

The lover is not so wrong.

Geneticists (thinking about which guy/girl to choose, according to what characteristics)

Just so, the liquid is small:
Decoded 5000 of the 20,000 genes (passing genes increase this number to 30,000)
Genetic diseases can be transmitted through a generation or more (your grandmother had diabetes, and you? No is? Maybe your grandchildren are not lucky.
About dominant and recessive signs I will be silent (read on Wikipedia)
On psychological and sexual compatibility - again silence

Am I all for what? People, choose your half by heart, not by DNA. A "pure-blooded Arians" will most likely end up incest, childlessness, well and just extinct.

with respect Your doctor of medical sciences, who is tired of reading nonsense... just LOVE each other and ALL BOBRA

xxx: remember if the cocaine when rubbed in the gums foams, it is a washing powder...

xxx: cats, cats and cats. The whole internet is cats. What happens if these cats are removed from the internet?
Cats cannot be cleaned. Then the internet will collapse and disappear.

Arthem
I’m glad I found out, I’m an Aquarius. My grandmother is 73, Martynova 80. My grandmother, when she entered the med, took her entrance exams. I fell into the precipice as I heard...)))))

Nashville
Did he take the exam at 7 years old?

Arthem
not stupid

Anyone who washes a cup badly has a Fairy coffee.

With regard to the "Gagarine flew into space and saw no God":
He was a military man and gave a signature on non-disclosure.

From the hub, about the php:
Rpsl: Under load, my websites can make up to 5,000 errors per second.

Woman with Wine and Rolton:
Good luck to you, with this approach you will survive all the difficulties!

We are talking about a gift for girls on March 8.
This Friday we will have to congratulate the girls. Who has any ideas about this? Calling a cowboy stripper?
Art Director: to repeat? Let’s call the stripper again =) It will be unexpected.
I like the idea of a stripper.

"And for a day "to change the order", which must already be made by this time - it is yes, you would not have rallies, you would be on the production, the whole world would be widespread."

I worked in polygraphy - if we were then brought an order - "Wat-it-it-photo-ch/b-1000 ex-format A3-time-supplement 200% of the total amount of us!?" then after 2, a maximum of 3 hours order would be fulfilled.
just take any spoiled risograph, it squeezes a file with a photo (if it is quite ancient and without a computer interface, then we squeeze the print from the printer) - and forward, 30 copies per minute + time to recalculate the bubble.
Arguments, shit, like in children - will equate with the finger and, like, all disputed.

And for almost a day (more accurately, in the period from 10 in the morning, when they brought the order, until 16-30 when I gave it to the customer) we made a congratulatory address in a single copy for the federal official on the order of the regional administration - a layout, text, digital printing in the side salon - it was then a rarity, such as a 3d stitch - and silkography "golden" on the floor. And yes - all the ranks were moved, and we clinged and pressed there, and what do you order if the DR official suddenly happened?