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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №43995
 04.03.2011
xxx: From the textbook of literature for 8th grade about Sparta: The upbringing of children was very harsh. They were most often killed. This made them courageous and persistent.
Yyy: This is the type of dead, but brave?

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №43994
 04.03.2011
Today at Good Morning on First: In the forest found a crocodile suffocated
0_o

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43993
 04.03.2011
From the forum:

We were indebted by the sales representatives, then the perfumes bring the books, I hung the ad to the trade representatives, the entrance paid, 500 rubles.Honestly - a little helped, although not every day started to come in, but the joke was still: a week later, another "Cash in the IT department" was placed on my ad. The IT department tried)))

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43992
 04.03.2011
XX: I do not like mushrooms. I can even explain why. In my childhood, when I was small...
YYY: Did a huge mushroom attack you?? to

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43991
 04.03.2011
(on notes in the contact, which are distributed by pressing the button "Tell friends"):

I see, the letters of happiness have changed unrecognizably.
It will soon be like this:
ThermodinéMika (Greek) θέρμη — «heat», δύναμις — «power») is a division of physics that studies the relationships and conversions of heat and other forms of energy. Individual disciplines distinguished chemical thermodynamics, studying physical and chemical transformations associated with the release or absorption of heat, as well as thermal engineering.
You passed it to 10 of your friends and maybe in this world 10 debils will be less.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43990
 04.03.2011
I found the body of your socks under the table. To cremate or to bury?

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43989
 04.03.2011
From the conversation:
I think you are breathing unfairly.and :)
I have asthma, idiot.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43988
 04.03.2011
In March, the Amura perform a bow shooting on cats.

[ + 117 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43987
 04.03.2011
I watched the picture yesterday. I am standing in the parking lot, waiting for my wife.
In front of it stands the 99th, a guy with a bottle of beer comes out of the store, opens the car, sits behind the wheel, smokes, turns on a monsoon and drinks beer. On the opposite side are the goats. Seeing this, one of them approaches him and begins to demand a docks, motivating him to drink while driving. The guy gently sends him, "I don't eat, and I'm not going to go, go on..." continuing his business. Without achieving anything, he drops the front wheel, saying, "Until you give the documents, you will not go!" Here comes out of the market a girl with two bags, opens the trunk, puts the bags, the guy gives her the keys and moves to the passenger seat. The girl approaches the gait: "And now, fool pump the wheel, or I call the prosecutor's office" and gets the phone. The goose has the balls on the roll, begins to bump something, said he wanted to attract the driver, that he drank, etc. The girl’s answer: 10 points.“He’s not the driver, he’s my husband.
“No, I’m driving with my car.” Someone from the drivers gave a pump, and an old, manual, someone a manometer, because the owner of the car required to pump as required. In short, the entire parking lot was laughing, while the guy performed body movements up and down, measured pressure, etc.
The Pharmacist! All the girls applauded!! to

c) Bababalamaga

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №43986
 04.03.2011
Do you have activated coal?
- No, we only have an inactive, but you can activate it,
by sending SMS with the word "Carbon" to 4242

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №43985
 04.03.2011
An old story that happened to me after another drunken at the entrance of the house:
Drunk I went home. Having difficulty opening the door of the apartment, not without difficulty taking off the upper clothes, concentrating on not falling in the room where the ancestors sleep, morally preparing for the long journey to my room, I opened the door.
There was silence in the hall and the lights were turned off, the couch was unfolded, the ancestors lay quietly, only the television blinked blinkingly broadcasting some shit from the federal channel. Taking all the will in my fist, small steps, holding the closet, then almost falling on the floor, I rounded their couch, bypassing the door to my room, moved toward the TV. Crawling to the zombie box, bending to avoid creating a shadow that would fall on their eyes and disrupt their sleep, I turned it off, that God would not let it wake them up until I walked to my room.
Ten years later, my father still thinks I’m a drug addict. They did not sleep that night.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №43984
 04.03.2011
xxx (22:56:42 3/03/2011)
The Gifts! Gary, you have a good time with me 😉

yyy (22:57:15 3/03/2011)
Give me a mine?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №43983
 04.03.2011
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Plus a hundred to the reputation of Lazarus.
I was left in GTA4 by a girl.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №43982
 04.03.2011
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YYY: This is called kejual!
This is within the Boulevard - a kejual, and in the Mytish you are a gopnik!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №43981
 04.03.2011
Only a girl can call at night with the words “I don’t want to talk to you”, “I don’t want to talk to you,” “I don’t want to talk to you,” “I don’t want to talk to you,” “I don’t want to talk to you,” “I don’t want to talk to you.”

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №43980
 04.03.2011
xxx: fucking, how to remove a virus,which does not want to be removed,and from it nothing to write on the flash?and ((

yyy: "format c:" over twenty years in the anti-virus market

Will it conflict with Kaspersky?
Ainu

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №43979
 04.03.2011
Everything in Russia somehow smoothly goes to the end of the cartoon "Chippolino"...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43978
 04.03.2011
We go with friends around the world of children, looking for a gift to a friend (Tamar) for others. The plan is to buy a huge bouquet and a expensive bottle of champagne. Suddenly we encounter a giant mouse for just three thousand.
1: Do you think the same thing about me?
2: Yes, in the ass of flowers, we take the mouse
What are you, fool? Fuck the Tamara, let’s take it!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №43977
 04.03.2011
I love fishing, but I don’t know.

YYY: What can we do there? Drink to drink.

This can turn into tourism.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №43976
 04.03.2011
Sergey is ready.
[21:33:09] Serge: helmet report
[21:33:26] Slava : kirasa report
[21:33:36] Slava : bear the report
c) LANIT

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