by KG

DiCaprio should have played a piddle from Wall Street and then the Oscar would have been given!
Wauu: Black Pidor from Wall Street passing through Afghanistan and sick with AIDS.

This is:

The parents of King Victor. Why did you call your son a lion?
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I think, because if King Victor is now in the army, then he was probably born before 1995, when the cartoon "The Lion King" was released.

and your cap.

xxx: I do not understand anything about economics, but I have a question – if the ruble falls, but the price of oil does not fall, then it is not so critical, or am I wrong?

Look in the wallet. If you have a barrel of oil down there, it’s okay. I sympathize with 100.

I found no oil in my wallet. The grief (

Many years ago, I went with a friend to Alushte, meeting a little drunk girl. Very unwise, by the way. Suits to us:
Where are you at the sea? The fifth day I arrived, and I couldn’t get there. Fuck and Fuck!! to
and...
Have you done right? and ;)

To reduce the flow and increase the performance of labor, the head of the IT department proposed to do this: all who go to social networking sites to be redirected to the job search site, and all who go to job search sites to be redirected to social networking sites.

There is a wind of change in the air!
He: Yeah, something is going on...

Started reading the books of Allen Kara - learned to praise and make compliments.
Instead, he learned to rub everyone in the soul with a smile of 32 teeth. self is bad.
Count me back.

I had an unread message in my conversation for a month. The conversation was active. I was sitting on the phone, only. There was no fixed money. It was absolutely impossible to get the message from the phone before that. And then came the day when I was able to pay the provider and view it. So this is what it says: "Blu"...

xxx: our sysadmin - gay
He has a beard, wears a sweater with deer and loves breasts.
Tagged: trade deformation

xxx: Per as long as I continue to speak "to Ukraine".
xxx: "Introducing troops into Ukraine" is too much for Freud

My wife is just an atheist.)
I write a script for a children's cartoon.
Category of 8+
She sits and cries over him.)
I do not know whether this is good or not.
On the one hand, it’s great that she likes it.
Will the children understand?

Who needs funny quotes?
I walked out of the tribune.
For a long time, serious people have written slogans and appeals.
Here, each quotation has a strict structure and a clear direction.
Admins make money from advertising.

So go out, a lover of humor.
This is not a humorous website.

Hohol came home from Maidan. The lights are burning at the entrance. I went home and heard my wife chewing on the gas. I went into the bathroom, opened the crane – hot water is running. I felt the batteries were hot. He sat on the floor, grabbed his head with his hands and cried, “Well, it’s all! Mosquito has taken power again. The end of Ukraine!

“You know, after seeing what is happening in Ukraine, I decided firmly for myself.
If only all these Silbertrades, Makarevichs, and other handicapped non-workers come out on the so-called. A peaceful rally in our city - I will foolishly take the scarf from the spade and go 3.14 to go.
It is better to sit for 15 days in the company of the same polite people than to run afterwards with a machine-gun around your destroyed country.

The answer for the “unmarried woman” is the “husband for an hour” company, cheap, not always reliable, but practical... But they need to pay money, clapping the ass will not be enough.

NVI: No one says that the new power we have is ideal, another couple of Maidan, and it will be close to that.
Tagged with: brute force :D

Everything is simple for them, for the English: “one” is one, “the one” is the only one. Everything is much more complicated: “one-one”! Understand these Russians.

Roam the trance right under the windows of the university. and smoke. The brigade is sitting down who on what, rotting bikes and rotting. I smoke while looking at the audience. It is warm and comfortable. The lecturer draws offogenic formulas. The first lines are carefully copied. Beautiful students secretly knock SMS.
Dreams of how good it is to be there, away from the digging of land and dirty cables.
I look at the child from the back. Who also dreamingly looks at my cuddly workers.

Vitalik received a message on the pager, from the paging company:
“The fool!” Buy your phone now!! We can’t shut up because of you for 13 years!!“”

Since rallies are prohibited in Russia, Russians travel to rallies in eastern Ukraine.