Transmission on REN-TV about the acting performers of the 90s - "The stars will not fade".
From the third time I understood what I meant.
The UN meeting. The President of Madagascar is in the Chamber. I hear a whisper:
"In my opinion he is a white..."
" to be exact. Tagged with"
XD is
She is:
Tell me what about yourself?
He is:
Okay, I am a hairy person.)
He is:
Poorly
He is:
Funnyly
She is:
mmm
She is:
I am the opposite.
He is:
O_O
He is:
Depressed and fat?
The one who pulled out of my bag a notebook with conscripts somewhere in Shchukinskaya or Tushinskaya, this message is for you!
You are going to die, shit! I’ve been doing this since the beginning of the year and it’s really important!!! Better you would have taken out a wallet with 2000 rubles or a mobile phone for 10000 >__<
I hate you!
Dear members of Odin! And the fact that your quote never gets into the abyss, made specifically so that it can not be plushed? Or am I just not so lucky?
<xxx>: And I dream that I am a unionist. And someone sends me to steal enemy wood. I make a move, I cut down a small tree, I begin to cut a big tree... And the steps are not enough. And I see, the enemy arbalet wants to kill me. And I can’t move – it’s not my move, it’s terrible to die.
Sergi
Guess what brick we hang on the key to the men’s toilet.
Nile
The pentagram?
Sergi
Roulette is 2 meters.
Advertising in the Zoo:
The sea pig is not sick, not old, not burned in the fire, nobody turned it out! She has that kind!
Sorry for the topic, I don’t want to offend anyone, but this story happened at one airport.
A healthy Negro came to the registration. Breadth, under two meters, but not thick, generally healthy. He speaks Russian very loudly. This is an Afro-Russian :)
In general, he says to the girl, say, put me in the passage, to the emergency exit. It will be uncomfortable, I am big. In the passage, even the legs can be pulled out.
The girl answers him:
Don’t worry, everything will be fine. Fly like a white man.
returned from Egypt to his homeland. Sharm al-Sheikh airport, an hour before departure, duty free spread under clean. We decide to drink a beer in a smoker. Seated clearly. The meat beduins were already in panic, 5 Russians were evicted at the airport, began to scream about the loud communication. We jumped up and as lemings migrated towards the terminal. Checked the tickets, all OK. Take the bus to the plane. I see 3 buses in which the hz. In all the crowds, all the angry (looking in the heat is not pleasant). I flew into the first one that got in and bragged the first sho came to mind; "is this a bus to Perm?". Our delay was instantly forgiven.
In the center of Stavropol there was an accident involving a car Lamborghini Murcielago worth 15 million rubles. The owner of the vehicle was not injured as a result of the accident. Breaking his Lamborghini, the driver moved to the Bentley, who came for him.
and...
Fuck I live that way!
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Do the movies have any Kaki-Nibut?
Ilya Temnov: Yes, does she have a flash?
by Nea ((
Ilya Temnov: Well, sit on the balloon.
She is Bollywood!!! to
Ilya Temnov: Bollywood Sit!
Julia is fucking!
Everyone wants to be a slave. No one is against the slave owner.
I objected...
Weather here is great: sunshine, slugs are already singing, leaves are still
No, but Kizil has long blossomed and all kinds of first flowers have broken. and
Here in the midst of all this grace we meet a column of ladies - fans.
"Nordic" walking, with sticks very similar to skiing in the hands, but without
Five thousand without age. Same combinations, the same robberies.
They move like robots on the assembly line: somehow angular and absolutely
and synchronous. Absolutely nonexpressive, iron faces.
The somnambulists. Disharmony with everything around. We walked with them and
We grow, we grow in spring. And we meet a man: combes and robberies on it
Same as on somnambules, but the ski sticks are shrouded behind the back.
some sort of cunning belt in the way of a rifle in the biathletes, in the hands
The Prut. He does not walk on the path - he dances in a jump. A smile from the ear to the face
The ear, with a pruty, directs and whispers - the saliva trumps.
Everyone greeted, everyone greeted in the forest. He is us
He asks:
What a weather! I want to sing. Do you hear the sludge?
Without waiting for an answer:
Did you meet these five? have seen? They expelled me. I am in mood.
and ruined.
The government is not supported by half of the population. and what
Speaking of evil...
Training in C++ 2nd course. Prepod - Megan and Guru, a woman of 70 years of age, friends with compasses all his life, from bulbs and perfocards, only one defect - the little is stumbling. The student calls her:
Something doesn’t work here...
You are the frog...
0 O O
You are the frog...
......
Work with the indicator here.
The critic must be ready and capable at any time and at the first requirement to take the place of the criticized and to carry out his work productively and competently; otherwise criticism becomes an abrupt self-satisfying force and becomes a brake on the path of cultural progress.
Dr. Joseph Goebbels
Sells one humorist in contact false emitter. Comments Off on.xd
Otto: girls bomb in my face from natural skin is the same, I give in good hands for a plate of soup clean socks and clothes)))))
X_X
In addition to higher education, you need to have at least average intelligence.
And the younger generation does not understand why we use the "Apply" button before pressing OK ))