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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №139972
 27.03.2017
<recurrent $ban> God, give all these arguments a sense of mind and a sense of humor. and money. You can’t, you can’t.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139971
 27.03.2017
Addiction: We have one show, "I am ashamed of my body" So there are such wonderful people full-comes with some p..my on the whole breast/belly/shoulder, this beauty on the whole country is shown, say-ayaya, dear spectators, never bring to this, go to the doctor as soon as it got sick-chested-capped. And then they ask the sufferer, why did you not go to the doctor? So we have a small city, suddenly whoever will see it will be ashamed" And now, of course, the scale is no longer that-now is not ashamed!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №139970
 27.03.2017
<South119> my sweet, brown forest...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №139969
 27.03.2017
26 March. The whole country is on naval rallies.
Local news:
"Tver again went out for a rally to defend animals from abuse" and a photo with a group of girls 20 men with posters with dog mouths.
First comment under the news:
"He is not you Barbos"!

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139968
 27.03.2017
The Earth

I don’t understand why I have Earth Hour. My bulbs consume five times less energy than ten years ago. The refrigerator, computer and TV are also more economical. I still pay more than 10 years ago. Because the monopoly monopolies regularly raise prices just like that.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №139967
 27.03.2017
Here everyone writes: Blue Whale, Blue Whale... Is it the same as Blue Oysters, or am I confusing something?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №139966
 26.03.2017
When my cat asks for her snacks, and for some reason I can’t give them to her, I can see just how stupid she thinks of me at that moment.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №139965
 26.03.2017
I’ve learned a lot about borrowed people.

I go to a cheap barber class "in the basement of the neighboring house". One day in the manicure room at the next table was a man. Not a hipstovato-androgynic young man, but quite an adult and solid. I was very nervous that because of the manicure will be considered not brave enough, and everyone who held his gaze on it for more than a few seconds, with a challenge explained - no, say, I am not a pedicure at all, but just watch myself and don't want to look like a tractorist, and you are all slaves of stereotypes!

Another man-client, who was sitting at the third table, quietly laughed at this, but he did not get into the conversation, and he - oh, a miracle! - No one called it not brave enough for some reason (at least out loud).

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139964
 26.03.2017
"Interesting and diverse work" often means that a new place will be sick every day. = is

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №139963
 26.03.2017
to this:
"We have 3 days of lighting in the evening at the entrance is turned on in the phone and manual mode. This is how it happens - when we return from work home, we have to go to the apartment for a touch, we naturally call the emergency room, a brigade arrives and, like, repairs the lighting. In the morning, the controller calls and clarifies whether our request has been fulfilled, we report that the light is burning, and in the evening everything starts again. These, sorry lords, repairers, too, somehow, complain to each other, how little they are paid, and how poorly they are served in the clinics, and from my point of view, it is pure charity and the indulgence of society that they are generally kept at work. I will complain about them above."

We had one in one. It turned out that my grandmother had arranged a diversion. So I said, I don’t need the light, only to pay for it again. It was somewhat clever, we only dug up when the workers were really tired of waiting for us. Not everything can be so simple...

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139962
 26.03.2017
Alisa: I wonder, will the karatist soak the capoeirist?
Keyten: of course, lol
Keyten: most likely
Keyten: Although an interesting question
Keyten: the capoier can escape

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №139961
 26.03.2017
Earth Hour is a way to remind forgetful people that man is also a part of nature, and after losing it finally, he will die with it. Damage, unlike the lost trees in your overflow, is not in Earth Hour.
÷÷ and
Earth Hour is a diversion in its pure form. The mass disconnection of energy consumers forces to change the mode at power plants, which entails fuel burning and increased emissions of nitrogen dioxide and carbon monoxide into the atmosphere.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №139960
 26.03.2017
Most domestic cats are unadult cats. We don’t let them grow up.

All domesticated predators in the process of selection acquire characteristics characteristic of the children of wild relatives. Remember the same hanging ears in dogs. And better read about the domestication of foxes - here when selecting "friendliness" then the case in the offspring start to pop out and hanging ears, and tails with a lamb, as in dogs.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139959
 26.03.2017
From the transgender chat:
XX: Have you or your partner ever written to you?
Yyy: I urinated on one boy at 5 because he didn’t let me into the sandbox. Is it considered?
zzz: Interesting etiology of this practice.
It was revenge in its pure form.
YYY: I didn’t know at the time that I could cut out his eyes with a shoulder, and I’t have anything to do with it.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №139958
 26.03.2017
Earth Hour is a very popular event.
It’s like planting hundreds or thousands of fruit trees in the Sahara with a pump and television every year. Instead of a desert there will soon be a garden. About the fact that in 3 days all the trees will die, and especially about where these seedlings were excavated, it is not necessary to tell at the same time

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №139957
 26.03.2017
there

Astrologers announced a week of holidays.

Zzz: Like you, Batenko, it’s a pity about the Ministry of Education.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №139956
 26.03.2017
I bought a plush. The grandmother came to visit, saw it, asked what kind of shit. He told me who he was and where he came from. A week ago, my grandmother called:
- Imagine, I go out to the store, and at the entrance the waiter is sitting, waiting for someone. The same ass, the same hands, this is only the ears on the head, the waiting rabbit, probably. I’m going back – and he’s not, I’ve probably waited for it.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139955
 26.03.2017
That’s what I won’t understand – why in the movie “The End of the World” all of America celebrates “the last hours of the second millennium” on December 31, 1999?! The whole story of the film is bound to this! And nobody, nobody told them that they have a whole year ahead of the 21st century?! to
Indeed, human stupidity is inexplicable..."

Because December 31, 1999 was actually celebrated as the last day of the twentieth century :) And nobody really worried that the 21st century will actually start only in a year, the date is more interesting.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №139954
 26.03.2017
High on the tree were confused in the branches red circular trousers. Someone seemed to have succeeded one night.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №139953
 26.03.2017
The shit doesn’t need a reason to smell.

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