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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №94663
 01.03.2014
Every year on February 23, I have the feeling that I take a loan against my will, and in 2 weeks to pay back with interest.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94662
 01.03.2014
One head is good, and two is better... when you cook cold food for a wedding.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №94661
 01.03.2014
Q: How are you driving?
Well... not bad. Especially turns) and I brake just divinely))
A clear pen. The last phrase is your life motto.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №94660
 01.03.2014
If you have a medical encyclopedia at home and a smart wife, then she, refusing you in intimacy, will never repeat "I have a headache", but will surprise you with such illnesses that you have never heard of.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94659
 01.03.2014
I think with the head, not the brain.! to
YYY – It is normal! A lot of women do that!!! to

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94658
 01.03.2014
by Marina (11:52) :
I wish her to recover soon.

Tagged with (11:51) :
Yoda teacher is proud of your speech

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94657
 01.03.2014
Where are Ukrainian prostitutes in Moscow today? I want to fulfill imperial ambitions.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №94656
 01.03.2014
My friend just burned. Read the news "The awarding of the Olympians" (the Mercer were awarded if they were) and comes to the photos, where Yulia Lipnitskaya sits in the iron horse presented to her": "Yes! I did not understand! What kind of car is it?! She is only fifteen years old! She should have given me a chair!and "

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94655
 01.03.2014
aaa: Did you get the text of the new order on the bandwidth mode from the security service?
BBB: Yes, I have read it already. and Blaze.
aaa: I know, but it is necessary to schedule for acquaintance, there is a date on the turn of the blacklist.
BBB: Yes, he and without my autograph painted on the whole head

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