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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №43855
 01.03.2011
OXOTHuK: We also have a bookie sometimes write this... there is a complete impression that people have walked through the school, learned to count on the calculator and enough.
Negoro: Oh, we had the bulb lights like bulb lights.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №43854
 01.03.2011
My father told me about a friend and his wife:

It was as heavy as Waldschneap.
How is Waldschneap with whom?
As with Waldschneap to Waldschneap.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №43853
 01.03.2011
News from RBC:
Japan: Burning the Russian flag is not a crime

Burning Japan is not a crime.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №43852
 01.03.2011
Lexx: I’m going to Rostov, I’m rushing home. Frost - 17, the wind is terrible. My grandmother approached me at the crossroads. "Young man, let me ask you!"Well, I think the road will ask, or the time. And she, looking in the eyes, asks with a stealthy voice: "How do you think we will ever have such a government that will make it all right?"

[ + 85 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43851
 01.03.2011
I wonder why menta in movies always know what drugs taste?

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №43850
 01.03.2011
It was in 2008. We ourselves from Lithuania and traveled to Estonia with a company, since the Schengen area, there are no borders, but sometimes stop the patrol of the type of border guards, check the docks, passports and so on. We were already going back, there were some 5-10 km left to the border with Latvia, and there was a patrol.
Good morning, where we go, please allow the car for inspection and so on, the standard procedures say so for the former guards. And our friend, at this time in the cold drunk sleeped on the back seat, well, of course, he was asked to take out of the car :)
Well, generally speaking, this body lies on the grass on the sidelines, the boundaries look at the trunk and so on. The body stands up, swings, pulls out its dignity and begins to squeeze into bushes just two meters from the car. These are the eyes of O_O and the mega accent of orts "What is TAAACOE?". Sasha, having done his work to the end, turned and lay right where he was taken, and went to sleep. The boundaries are angry, say so and so, we will write out the fine now, we will quickly get rid of it, we will glue that a person's birthday is over. The Estonians quickly tell us to leave the territory of Estonia in 24 hours, and here Sasha raised only one eye gives the phrase: "What are we Estonians to drive 10km in 24 hours?" We all cried, and even the outsiders :))))

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №43849
 01.03.2011
Amani
Decided to have sex... The prefix only remained from the class of Long Love with cooling lubrication, which my boyfriend can’t tolerate. We dressed up and the process began.
After 10 minutes he can't stand and gives:
– Listen, I’m totally numb there and I don’t feel anything, am I even hitting?? to
O_O

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №43848
 01.03.2011
From the blog:
We have a beautiful girl named Winter. She drinks, smokes, and grows a lot. She has a fourth size and a couple of tattoos. She makes classy projects and is written in documents with the heart. The evening is spent on a beer bar and playing in the WoW.
It is a harsh winter.

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43847
 01.03.2011
xxx: I have been called half a hundred times a day; these calls can be divided into three groups:
1st Calls from your mother.
2nd Threats
Three Threats from your mother

[ + 77 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43846
 01.03.2011
[Broken_Sky] What is Hope?

1k to meet.

[Broken_Sky] Let’s go, hole there
[Broken_Sky] What did you do? Do you want to meet?

Q. What are you chasing?

[Broken_Sky]
And I thought for a while... how would it be... we would get acquainted... how things... how life... what do you do... where you study... exchange photos... then invited me to St. Petersburg... showed sights... on the coast... well there is romance... shortly you know everything... well there would be a shirt from a white nork, borrowed from a friend of mine... borrowed a loan in a banquet... now shortly there is already a romantic dinner with candles with wine... and you’re sitting there and you think you’re counting how much babblas you’ve already sat down... on trips... on the excursions... on the wines... on the candles... on this foolish shuffle... you’re thinking I’ve already invited her... I’ve started to talk with you more and I’

[Broken_Sky] and so it comes

[Broken_Sky] I am Katya

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №43845
 01.03.2011
xxx: And we have a matana predator with a very rich mimic. For example, with some elegant transition in the proof of the theorem, he often says, “Now we will do a fine with our ears and DO a fine with our ears!”

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43844
 01.03.2011
A friend tells me about a walk:
There were also a lot of berries. Everyone thought it was poisonous, so only I ate it.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43843
 01.03.2011
The boss, two minutes ago went out, came, greeted, asked what they did for today, got the answer - "nothing", said - "good" and drowned in his office

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №43842
 01.03.2011
xxx: Moscow, midnight, a police sirene was spreading on the street, smoothly transitioning into a police... =)

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №43841
 01.03.2011
When I guessed on New Year’s Day that the militia would disappear forever, I didn’t mean that!

[ + 130 - ] Comment quote №43840
 01.03.2011
But men, representing half of the former man, are drawn to all the male: already in childhood, being fragments of the male being, they love men, and they like to lie down and embrace men. They are the best of both boys and boys, because they are by nature the most courageous. Some, indeed, call them shameless, but this is a misconception: they behave so not by their shamelessness, but by their courage, courage and courage, from addiction to their own likeness. There is convincing evidence that in mature years only such men turn to public activity. They love boys, and have no natural tendency to give birth or marry; they are forced to both by custom, and they themselves would be satisfied with cohabiting with one another without wives.

Plato, Athens, V century BC
So subtly and convincingly no one has ever called officials p@#$races.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №43839
 01.03.2011
It reminds me of an irresponsible girl. You call her, you ask, ‘Where are you there?’" She says, ‘Let’s go, let’s eat.’" And she still paints her nails in her coat.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43838
 01.03.2011
A woman loves with her ears, a man with his eyes, a dog with his nose, and only a rabbit with what is necessary.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №43837
 01.03.2011
I met a girl.
WOW: What is their name?
Tag: the light
See also: Perspective

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №43836
 01.03.2011
The girlfriend I used to have, studied for a psychologist, helped my friend get out of depression
XHH: After a year of separation, I learned how (

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