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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №110048
 01.03.2015
Upgrade Windows 7 to 10. At the first download, she issued "Hello, with return!" And I read "Hello, Perversionist!" So now I think how I’m upset.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №110047
 01.03.2015
As a woman with a height of 178 cm (almost your 180) and under the age of forty, I responsibly declare: if I gain up to 80 kg, it is not what to run, I will hardly walk.
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Madam, if with a weight of 80 kg you will REALLY walk with difficulty, it means that with your musculoskeletal system, heart and lungs something is very bad regardless of your weight. If I were you, I would be well examined. For in my 50s, with my 76s at the height of 160 I not only walk fast, long and enjoy walking, without problems climb the stairs with heavy bags, do exercise, but also - imagine - even run a little. I don’t even know how much a healthy person needs to gain in order not to be able to walk. In any case, a young girl with a weight of about 100 at the old job was quite herself.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №110046
 01.03.2015
A quiet family evening breaks a wife’s hysterical scream
Mushrooms and cattle in one place!!!! to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №110045
 01.03.2015
As a child, I often went to my grandmother in Ukraine. My grandmother was intensely feeding the poor Leningradis, because she thought we were weak and pale. At that time he was 6 l. With all the truths and lies he tried to get rid of food. Kitchen in Ukraine is a separate building. So, after a week of living, the brother, all who entered the yard, warned, pointing to the kitchen - Don't go there, there they feed.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110044
 01.03.2015
And my pony does not eat the rainbow, and butterflies do not come out of it. You are all fuckers! Masha, 45 years old Children’s Morning Organizers.

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