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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №139952
 26.03.2017
In 1973, in the United States, a student of English psychiatrist Lang (leader of the international movement called "antipsychiatry") - psychologist David Rosenhan conducted an experiment called "Psychically healthy in the place of crazy". His research sparked a storm of indignation among psychiatrists, as it questioned the reliability of psychiatric diagnostics.
David Rosenhan was able to identify and prove that psychiatrists make their diagnoses by adjusting the symptoms of a patient for a particular disease.
The Rosenhan experiment was conducted in two phases.
At first, eight people from Rosenhan’s research group (three psychologists, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, an artist, a housewife and Rosenhan himself) went to psychiatric hospitals in different states with complaints of hearing hallucinations. These people agreed to first simulate the disease and then, in order to get out of the clinic as soon as possible, tell the doctors that they were okay.
And here the strange things began.
After the experimenters were diagnosed and placed in clinics, they found themselves in a closed space where no one had heard of them. They told the doctors that they felt great, but they did not pay attention to them. The staff of the hospitals insisted that “patients,” despite their good condition, continue to take psychotropic drugs. The experimenters were released only after their treatment was completed.
After that, another group of participants in the study visited 12 other psychiatric clinics with the same complaints - hearing hallucinations. It must be said that the experimenters turned to both renowned private clinics and ordinary local hospitals. All participants in the experiment were identified as mentally unhealthy.
Simulants said they heard voices repeating words like “empty,” “fall,” and “disappear.” All these words were deliberately chosen by David Rosenhan, as they indicated the existence of an existential crisis in the person.
After seven participants were diagnosed with schizophrenia and one was diagnosed with depressive psychosis, they were all hospitalized.
As soon as they were brought to the clinics, the “patients” began to behave normally and convinced the staff that they no longer heard voices. However, it took an average of 19 days to convince doctors that they were no longer sick. One of the experimenters spent 52 days in the hospital.
All participants in the experiment were eventually discharged from clinics with a diagnosis of "schizophrenia" in their medical records. Thus, people were hung a label of madmen.
When Rosenhan published the results of the study, the world of psychiatry was shocked. The doctors of one of the clinics insisted on repeating the experiment and claimed that there was some annoying misunderstanding. They demanded that Rosenhan send them to the reception of his experimenters so that they could be identified. Rozenhan agreed to repeat the experiment. It was assumed that the doctors of the psychiatric clinic had to identify simulants from among all the patients who came to them for reception.
During the next three months, the administration of the clinic was able to identify 41 simulators out of 193 patients. What a surprise they had when they found out that Rosenhan had not sent anyone. He managed to circle the doctors around his finger.
What was the purpose of this experiment? It was formulated in the work of Dr. Rosenhan himself: “It is obvious,” he wrote, “that in psychiatric hospitals we cannot distinguish between healthy and unhealthy.”
But if the doctors were so simplistic, then this could not be said about the patients themselves – that is, about people with obscure reason, who were in the clinics next to the simulants and watched them.
From the very beginning of the experiment, real patients suspected that the researchers sent by Rosenhan were simulants, while the hospital staff did not notice it. Thirty-five real patients, mentally ill people, were able to accurately determine that the participants in the experiment were not sick, but only pretended.
The sick approached them and said, “You are not crazy. You’re probably a journalist or a professor sent here for inspection.” Patients who suspected the “instigation” approached the doctors, trying to tell them about it, but the doctors “do not hear them.” They were completely locked in their internal psychiatric hospital.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №139951
 26.03.2017
On the occasion of Voronenkov, Putin has a iron alibi: he on this day exploded warehouses in the Kharkiv region.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №139950
 26.03.2017
Toilets are clean because no one is there.

Do you want to clean your own toilet at home? Imagine what your bushes look like near your home.

I fucking go into comments.
P.S No sense of humor – consider disabled

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №139949
 26.03.2017
A neighbor in the elevator today, seeing me three bags with food picked the largest with the words that the Russian women's hands are two centimeters longer than the European ones.)))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №139948
 26.03.2017
The joyful.

I’m angry that churches are being built on my taxes, I don’t want to!
Yyy: Rejoice that you are not a mosque."

ZZZ: And whose taxes are they building on?

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139947
 26.03.2017
I’m angry that churches are being built on my taxes, I don’t want to!
Rejoice that it is not a mosque.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №139946
 26.03.2017
A computer worker! Why did you delete the items about drawing websites, programming in 1C? Why did you eliminate the maintenance of the SCD and video surveillance systems?
We computers are different. Do you need someone then?
It is written here!! to
“Let me explain more clearly: we, the sisadmines, programmers, computer scientists – as doctors. Someone treats the lungs, someone the face, someone the heart, and someone... Here you, for example, to treat eggs go to the specialist doctor, or immediately to the surgeon? Not to suffer?
It was the first time in my life that I saw a man pale so quickly! Almost to the blue!! He was so upset that I had to call the secretary and ask for water and corvalol!
The interview ended instantly.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №139945
 26.03.2017
I love my wife and I live a long life. But her vision began to deteriorate.When she put on her glasses, everything changed. Love happens, I can’t sleep. I am a fetish, go.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139944
 25.03.2017
X: Now it’s up to our people to distribute VR glasses as a supplement to the roads.
Not to give, but to sell. Punish those who do not buy.
Rotenberg was, Serdyukov was, Oh, Sechin!
Z: And they’ll say it’s all because of the climate.
S: It’s all because of people with big eyes. They look stronger. They need to sell tickets more expensive.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №139943
 25.03.2017
Before going to the mountains:

I tried to find a guy before leaving, they were all either married or bassists.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №139942
 25.03.2017
Understand the tunnel effect. Well, imagine you have a tunnel of 2.8 meters high and a lot of trucks of 3+ meters high that come to the entrance, unfold and go back. It is clear that trucks in principle can’t be on the other side of the tunnel, but they get there from time to time! And if you try to find out from the drivers how they succeeded, no one will be able to answer, they will only shake their shoulders and say, "I go up to the tunnel, I see the mark 2.8 and I understand - well, I came, I am just going to turn and suddenly I am on the other side. How is? He knows it" The tunnel effect cannot be understood, it can only be accepted.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №139941
 25.03.2017
XXX: I tried to pull him out - no one! He says that he can’t leave his guys in trouble, I’ll leave, and they’ll stay alone, and all that.

yyy: Relax, now every second guy is going on a raid in some "world of career excavators". This is norm

Oh yeah, but he’s playing a text quest, fucking!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №139940
 25.03.2017
The_doors: What cool on the internet, but in real life, the pity is nowhere else
orlando: the_doors, some are not really bad on the internet!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №139939
 25.03.2017
xxx: My stitched motorcycle has super abilities
xxx: If you park it next to the garbage, it completely merges with the environment and becomes invisible.
XX: as it reminds me of rubbish
YYY: And going to the garbage carrier.
XXX: Yes, this is the problem.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №139938
 25.03.2017
A guy comes by and talks on the phone:

- Ir, we can go to the club today, of course, but you understand, we have people in our company who... Adults who want to sleep at night.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №139937
 25.03.2017
This is:

I watched on YouTube how an elephant crashed into a hole 20 meters deep.
In school, we were told that prehistoric people hunted mammoths with hunting dams. The elephant did not break his leg. The Hindus pulled him out and he went into the forest.

Apparently he listened badly... Mamont fell into a hole with columns at the bottom. He was stoned with stones from above.

As I remember now.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №139936
 25.03.2017
<JustSpring> Do not feed pigeons with raw seeds. The pigeons have no teeth, and any food that gets into their clove is swallowed immediately and whole, and whole raw seeds, unlike the fried ones, will start to germinate inside them, and then sunflower will rise from the butt of the pigeons. Birds cannot fly when large sheets and massive buds are pulled from under their tail, this greatly impairs aerodynamics, as a result, pigeons will become an easy prey for cats. Unfortunately, cats are not typical to eat birds with sunflower springs from them, they are pressed with stems, suffocate and die. But now is spring, March, cats have the period of mating, cats scream to find someone to mating with. But dead cats cannot mate, which means that after dying cats are forever trapped in this state. And eternally arming dead March cats - the thing is not the most pleasant, believe me, so you should not feed the pigeons with raw seeds.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №139935
 25.03.2017
After viewing the candidate’s resume:
xxx: she looks like a stereotypical BDSM lady in the photo.
YYY: Passport photo
YYY: All women are BDSM ladies and all men are raped.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139934
 25.03.2017
I will add New York to my clock.
Yyy: I also added Omsk :-)
Is Tuesday on your side?
There are two hours left from Tuesday.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You live in the past :) I'm already here Wednesday
Okay, but I’m sure today won’t be the end of the world... because you already have tomorrow ;-)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №139933
 25.03.2017
Once a mistake, twice a foolishness, three times a diagnosis.

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