Who predicted the results of the last presidential election?

of Russia?

Ivan Andreevich Krylov. He wrote 200 years ago: “A man and

“I didn’t have time for him as a bear settled on him.”

I remembered the case! I was in class in the ninth about, about computers only knew how to run Heroes, and appeared unexpectedly suddenly my modem. I asked my classmate to help me set up an inet. I bought a card, set up an inet, we already call the number that is indicated on the card... There are guts, and instead of the expected scratch, we hear a male voice "ALLÉ". From somewhere in the innermost of the system block... A friend sits silent. I, not knowing where to speak, lean to the monitor: "eye... I would connect to the internet....". The man is completely quiet: "Connect." and the connection breaks down.
Don’t fool the blondes, my dear friends, they’re also people!

Received by:
in our group at the courses at the deck the surname Frederick.......and the predecessor gives: you have such a beautiful surname, straight like Engels)))))))))))

I sit at work hungry and evil.
Driven by the project and other shit.
My bald companion painting with a mouse
He tries to make a road.
Riddles and matches on others
And he wants to speak out, speaking to them all.
I fuck it all, and with cancer and in my mouth.
The boss of the wicked, the director of the wicked!! to


sm00

We have in the shopping center in the men’s toilet written an announcement: “Dear ladies and gentlemen, a persuasive request not to strain the pissuaries...I just entered the house that something is wrong.

Are you preparing for exams?
Yes Yes
Why is the status worth “drinking”?
I drink for their successful delivery.

iron ignique
Hey... I just rewritten a video of my birthday on my computer. that Anka and Paul under the steel are rolled up - scorned, Oleg on the four pieces on the kitchen is scorned - scorned, I am shaved in 4 hands - for health, that during the fireworks we almost scorned the Moscow neighbor - no matter... NO! You can imagine, Light, we were there singing the hymn choir... pipet, how it should have been before such a drink))

The driver of the red 9k or 8k, with whom I met near the Belarusian train station, on the butyr vessel. The man! I am alive :) and not broken, my leg just stretched. I hope that the right mirror will not be expensive to change :) I will not file in court, I have not seen your numbers. Thanks for not stopping :(

by Algo (--)
Karochi posthumously sent a SMS to the sound of a shot, shaking the lock and falling guild. The nightmare stands next to me and the program is red. I sit around, mobile f food, comes the smsco, night break in the middle of the tirade, looking at the mine of acki uduf on the crocodile and shouting "The egg did not shoot?!" and went away
by Algo (--)
Tagged water
by Algo (--)
The programmers are grateful.

She: I have a question as in the visual beetle when you prescribe the proga to put a vertical rod
He is:
What did you press?
He is the
You will be my wife, I will tell you.
She: I will

And I know, and I know ?
I: Well, share with me, is the earth round?
The Summer Olympics will be in China.
I am not stupid ?
I am in Beijing ;))
No food in China!! to

Today in Operation:
Prehistory - yesterday (for the second time in the period of construction) they were stuck in the sewerage, for which the whole staff of the house of the sewerage stumbles in pots and takes everything home, the scraps are closed and the whole shit is filled.
The issue of the transfer of the heat chamber is discussed. The carpenter asks the carpenter (this sits sad, they say he spent the night at work, he led the pumping of the shit with the sludge all night) - asks, like when we end the heating season, to painlessly carry the heat chamber (which is also on the way to the carpenters). He thought and said, "Well, the heating season ends in a month, but you do, the sewerage season you ended us yesterday."
Fucking, the whole counselor was a patchwork.

Marijuana: It sounds a little strange, of course, but before I was 15, I was asked:"What did they give in the day?", and after I was 15, they began to ask:"How did I celebrate?"

On Sunday morning after the anniversary celebration (from Saturday evening to five in the morning) I go to the store. The appearance is characteristic: harya swollen, eyes red, jacket in dirt, the periphery of the legs swings. I buy a mineral, the seller looks closely at me and gives:
“Young man, don’t be foolish, take a beer.

How to attract sleeping students?
A couple of Russian language courses. College, Tolyatti... Survived, to melt.
Teacher: Today’s topic is personal places. My place...
He begins to list them. Her phone call, she takes the phone and with a serious look says: I have a couple now.
Students are alive right away!

A package in the office.

Head Hunter Gift

Size of head

What could it be?

There is a city of Izmael in the area of Odessa in Ukraine.
I reject their crimes:
Two second-class students kidnapped a third-class student, tied home to the battery... and forced to write referrals!!! to

“Hi, Anton, I have an unusual question to you... you don’t have an extra monitor, at least 14’?
– falls
and??? What is funny?? to
Monica is under the table. Take it when you want.

Landgraf
There was a 3rd official letter of the Tax and Krasnoglinsk ROVD.
The tax authority of the Inspectorate of the Federal Tax Service of the Russian Federation in the Krasnoglinsk district of Samara during the verification of the calculations with the budget in the RSB card of the taxpayer discovered the fact of excess payment (and excess search) of tax (tax, penny, fine) as of 28.02.2008.
VAT KBC Okato
The amount is 3 rubles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to
The Inspectorate of the Federal Tax Service of the Russian Federation in the Krasnoyarsk region of Samara offers you to appear in the tax authority to carry out joint erection of the paid taxes.

They are crawling??? Should I buy 3 rubles?

The xxx:
Revenge is useless. Vengeance will remain, and anger will remain.

The xxx:
As an onanism. I want sex, but I still want sex.