14:59 NATO soldiers seized almost half a ton of heroin in Afghanistan
15:57 Afghan Taliban robbed a column of food for NATO soldiers

You can see who needs

The State Duma, despite the protests of scientists and experts, with the help of the parliamentary majority of United Russia ratified the treaty on the transfer of the Barents Sea sector to Norway.

One of the comments:
Can we declare war on Norway?
and quickly surrender to captivity.
I want to live humanly in a normal country.

There is something in it...

The bullets moved for an hour.
vanity on the globe.
X was in bed.
Now on the bus.
and c)
I don’t know whose, but how true.

The human nature is complicated, but predictable: first you want to eat dumb, and then die from the dull gray of life.

At the doctor’s reception:

X: Is there anything that disturbs you?
YYY: The Military Command! and :)

Sitting specifically looked at the clock on the comp, 1.59 and 3.00, oh time flies

Xxx: Girlfriend Playing Sims 3
xxx: and there the zodiac sign is selected automatically, depending on the chosen character
xxx: when children are born, the character and, accordingly, the sign of the zodiac are random
xxx: so here, she was born twins - a shooter and a waterlord
The birth is so lengthy...

I can open a bottle of beer with twenty parts of the body, although I could once open thirty-two!
I know how long you’ve gotten teeth out ?

My mom loves the series “She wrote a murder” and re-visits it every day after work. Once again, coming from work, she inserted a scratched disk into the drive and turned on another series. After the dictionary's phrase "She wrote a murder", the grandfather whispered from the kitchen into the whole throat - "When will she write a suicide!!!" The curtain.

At the age of 16, I was left home alone for the first time. Afternoon, I looked at the pile. Shortly after the onset of darkness, a wild feeling of fear came about. I decided to sit down until I was half-blind. She sat down, fell into the bed, halfway into the dream world, her nose was wildly chested and sneezed so that the bed was thrown. Actually nothing, if in this outlying darkness because of the wall did not spread the evil-sleeping "Be healthy".

Uumas: Red Pirate, I call my genitals this.
Redcorsair: You are lulling yourself
UUMAS: It’s you letting yourself! When was the last time you took the Pink Lagoon for an abortion?
SINtez74: UUMAS, paththalome))))))))

"Baturina's place in Moscow can be taken by Sobyanin's wife".

Lamca Drica
A bill should be submitted to the Duma, according to which the spouse of the capital mayor will need to be imprisoned simultaneously with the appointment of the husband to this bread office. Theoretically, this will halve the amount of the inevitable damage caused by the theft of the mayor’s family.

The results of the matches in Ukraine and Poland will be predicted by Mykola

I know that somewhere inside you lives a man. We will save him.

The evening.
How I don’t want to work!
Well, dear, there is only one day left. And Friday too.
What day? 30 years to work!

I went on electric yesterday. of transport trade. The man sells all the shit. Then came the electrochocker. talks about the possibilities: "not sleeping - a couple of shocks with an electric shocker and sleeping like a baby" "youth can use for garden-mazo"
yyy: O_O The Harsh Man))
Xxx: the hard youth xD

From the Pickup Forum.
Q: Is there such a drug to excite her at all to the limit? so that iron on the first date sex was?

Please try the crack...

YYY: Who would you contact?
XXX with Rosenthal

The company "computer scientists", tss. Not a word about the gallery. new service "automatic clock switch off - xxx rub." on the approach.

Why is your cheek so red?
My brother struck. He was removed from his right hand, so I congratulated him that his personal life was improving.