From the memories of Innocent Smokutnovsky: We filmed in Crimea, the shootings took place on the shore of the sea. It was hot. During the lunch break, the whole group went swimming. And I, of course, too. I was swimming, I was swimming, I heard them call. Well, I’m a disciplined actor: they’re called I’m going. The operator says, “You have to finish everything until the sun is gone.” Must be so. I have already sat on the makeup and I feel something wrong, some discomfort. Suddenly I realize that there is no jaw in my mouth! He broke out when he was diving. I immediately went to the director, “I lost my jaw!” And he runs and all around with him. They think I’m playing them. I proved for half an hour that I wasn’t joking. Well, and when it came to them that this was true, it became all sad and sad. We cannot film. And even the pre-last day of the month, if the filmed material will not be sent to Moscow tonight, the plan will go to hell, and accordingly, the premium. Here the people stopped having fun entirely and began to look at me so closely... The director says to the director: "I don't know anything, turn out as you want, but in a maximum of half an hour I Smokutnovsky was in the frame!" The director – to the artists, to the buffaloes, and those: “What are we doing? We are not dentists.” In short, the director in desperation grabs a megaphone and a whistle on the entire beach, that to the one who finds the jaw of Smokutnovsky, he personally rolls out five bottles of cognac. After these words, everyone fell into the water (even those who did not work in our filming group). Dive, dive... a long time... And then, you can imagine? One of the lights was lucky. It fades, mouth to ears, and in the hand - the jaw. Well, everyone immediately rushed to prepare for the shootings until the sun was gone. I quickly grabbed my jaw, swung in my mouth, and she... You imagine...? Not my...

Medvedev approved the indexation of social pensions by 1.5%.
Those pensioners, who previously barely reduced ends to ends at 8645 rubles, will now shake at 8774.

The daughter came and said, “Mom, I have a man and he marries me.

I learned that I have
I am not in Russia:
No oil, no gas
No gold or diamonds.
There is no freedom, no truth.
Threatened by the Internet,
There are no roads and buses.
There is no nano innovation.
There is no science, no school.
Greetings to Medicine.
They all stole me.
Vova and his friends!! to

I went into the forest for mushrooms. I slept for hours. She chose a place for painting and sat down. And suddenly, someone doesn’t bite me too much. I jump up like a crushed, swallowing my legs along the way and looking around what a creature. The mill, the eggs, and healthy such, looks at me and slides. Given that I don’t have a hollow pencil, I go home to lick the wounds. I clogged it and it seemed OK. A neighbor comes and I tell her about the eggs. She is:
You laugh in vain. I watched the TV broadcast, in the suburb of Moscow a lot of angry eggs. Go to the trauma point.
Fuck, I go to Moscow, I come to the trauma point, and there is a row of three screws, consisting of broken and cutting-cutting sufferers. And I sit in the line of three hours, but I have a serious case, especially when I see the turn, I feel: rage is approaching, I go to the head, say, do not take any measures - all the time I eat. She enters the position, goes to the doctor in the office, something there shakes with him and goes out. Then he goes out to the hallway and the doctor himself, such a good uncle, like Abolit, and with such a loud voice gives out:
“From today on, all those bitten in the railway are passing without a turn. Are there such?
I am :
and yes.
He walked into the office with the compassionate eyes of the sufferers.

In school, we were told that prehistoric people hunted mammoths with hunting dams. The elephant did not break his leg. The Hindus pulled him out and he went into the forest.

This is a generation that is more stupid than the Neanderthals. He even guessed somewhat of the sharpened columns in the bottom.

Discussing Trapped Package

sergey_ilyin: It is a completely international problem. Purchased for the daughter for the new year (in early October!) The carnival suit lively travelled from Florida to Luxembourg, from where the hellish Ardennes gnomes sent it to Azerbaijan. There he the Baku hospitality for 45 days, after which he suddenly stumbled away and arrived in Russia on January 11.

But it should come next year :)

Check out the new "spray peanut butter". I drink and roast. I rub and drink.

NN: I was drinking. and roasted.

This is more profitable than a bucket, it comes out. Not so harmful, not drunk, but fun!

xxx: What is better – one good switch on the cable according to all the rules or two cables made “as it did” and going on two different routes?

yyy: I vote for 2 cables, in our realities of drunk tractors, housing workers and other not responsible people with the excavator, even the perfect cabling and mufts do not guarantee the absence of cracks in the cable. Personally, I had a record when there were 2 cables on the site, an airplane on the columns and a subway in the cable sewerage, an employee of some municipal service managed not only to dig the cable, but also to take the back to remove the pillar, strike his mother.

The book about GH, which became a hookie - Yevgeny Gulyakovsky "foreign spaces"
I answered a second time. The first response was immediately deleted.

Here we stood a day in the store, in a row at the box office, and in front of us a uncle. Like this, in a coat, in a coat. He bought garbage bags, rubber gloves, a bottle of wine, breadcakes and several packages of women’s socks.
And here we have a fantasy...it’s almost a set of some kind of maniac.
Here the uncle does his dirty business in his gloves, all the extra parts of his body is sprayed in his bags.
And then he has a ritual - wearing socks, pouring wine into a glass and eating breads.
After looking at our purchases - candy, yogurt, salt, pepper and tomatoes.
Suddenly it became sad. Whoever looks at it will not think of anything interesting.
And they decided that to buy must be varied and untouchable, so that the box office in turn was not boring with what is behind us.

South is in the East. Where is logic?

of elementary. Yuri Gagarin on the ship "East"

In the scene where sergeant Zim throws a knife into the brush of the ordinary Levy's hand, when viewed slowly, it is clear that first the blood flows from the hand, and only after that the knife falls into the palm.

yyy: the tachyonic weapons have their relations with space, time and causal relations.)))))

Once, returning to work from lunch, found a missed phone call from a stranger in the city. I call back, they answer, “Morg is like that, hello.” The soul went to the heels, all possible desperate relatives flew in front of their eyes. I’m going with the spirit, “And you called me a few minutes ago, on what issue?” A noise is heard at the end of the wire, something is found out, a young girl gets the phone: "Oh, hello, and I called on your ad on the avito, you haven't sold the cat yet?"

XXX is fucking. I liked it.

YYY: Do you have a split personality?

XXX is yes. I do not think.

Dialogues in our department:
- I corrected the mistake, the solution is effective, but it is efficiency in the style of "We could have long featured on rapists, but I decided that it would be easier to fuck the table."

XXX: I am writing a letter to the project manager. What can kindly be written instead of "as if it were all a horse"?

Northern atheists are not against neighboring with believers, only if they are not obscene. Southern atheists do not mind that believers are obscure, only not in their neighborhood.

Latent punk rock
Group "Iroquois Inside "

Consultation with a venereologist:
When was the last sexual act?
xxx: three months ago.
When was the last ejaculation?
Yesterday... yesterday.