<Catalina> although interest cards are a fun thing
<[PEER]Dyxa> Cards with naked aunts are even more fun.
<[PEER]Dyxa> Especially in the navigator.

Ivanovich: the assistant broke the nameless finger for the second time...and what are you ready to go to not get into the ZAGS?

The vampire-pohuist, leaning his back to his ass near a bed with garlic in the back yard of the monastery, seeks a cross with a silver needle in a clear day :)

The fact that your wife is all her life very much loved sex and was always not bothered, her husband usually learns when even Viagra does not help.

Motherhood
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In Russian, such words are:
It is unreasonable to build from yourself something protectively cool until you borrow them all, then get to sunset and calm down.
translation: "to find out"

Jason: The future has come - on the home body. only calls robots :( and with a nice female voice ask to repay the debts on various utilities

My child at school when entering the 1st class asked a psychologist: What is the difference between beer and wine?

You did not understand (a): it was a test for alcoholism in the family.

of interest:

Explain to me, please, those who understand why, with some real steps of Russia, the value of the ruble falls, and with all the wathanalia in Ukraine, their hryvnia is still stable?

February 5, 2014 - the rate of hryvnia 7.99 per dollar
March 30, 2014 - the rate of hryvnia 10.99 per dollar
The rate increased by 37% in 2 months.
Somehow I did not perceive the expression "stable".

From Tom’s Chat:

Aristotle: What is your name?
Sasha79: Denis, but my friends call me Igor
Why are you not an Ivory?
Sasha79: I am not Denis

Bring back your hair!! She has a brain!!! to

Love for three weeks.
Love for no more than three years.
My brain fucking friends.
Until death we can

Barrymore, why does this black hole have no diameter?! to
The singularity, meem

The commentary:

TS: And how can six-year-old urban children who grew up on asphalt and with sterilized milk in refrigerators know this?
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According to this logic, children should not know anything except what is in their asphalt world. and Brad.
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When there is such a question, there are and will be such children: debilloids reproduce in order of entertainment and saving on contraceptives.

Asphalt children at the age of 6 often have other skills that are more useful than abstract knowledge about milk clotting. For example, many of them already know how to politely talk to people, which you, commentators, seem to have forgotten to teach.

I watched an ancient film with Lundgren - "Blackjack".
The prostitutes were present in silence.

CEC of Ukraine accepted documents of Darth Alekseevich Vader
xxx: The only normal candidate 

Dialogue yesterday, after a day of traffic jams training.
Husband: Why are you so worried? Everything is normal.
I am ashamed... I am ashamed of you... I make mistakes...
Husband (with sympathy in the voice): Okay, don’t worry, you’ll think...
Pause... I start to turn surprised to him with the thought that I still have a wonderful husband...
Husband (in the same tone):... just feel damaged...

How to explain to a cat who believes that he is the chief in the house, that, in fact, we bought him as a slave or a maid.

"The construction of the Death Star will soon be announced"

In the Krasnodar already recruiting workers, googled :-)

There are girls who need
No star from the sky.
The black hole immediately.
They swept them forever.

Katie sits next to him and begins to scream. On the contrary, it is permeable: "Najaaa, Najaaaaa"... I had to turn around and say, "You are a wool fool. What do you do? No tea in Japan. As long as I am "normal"you will not say, I will not feed". I stumbled and thought.