The cat dropped the curtain in the bathroom along with the curtain. Tonight I showed this shame to my husband.
Cat Man: So why?
I wanted to go up to the curtain.
Husband: And how? Has it succeeded?
The curtain went down by itself.

XXX is fucking
XXX: The Forest Report
xxx: see sql exception lies
XXX: Sitting in and falling

According to statistics, men in the U.S. have a penis length of 3 mm longer than men in Russia.
YYY: Is it without Negroes?
XXX: No, no blacks by 3 cm less.

If you’re so smart, why don’t you build?
He was not in the army and was probably a pregnant disabled.
Well, give the concept of the "man", so that on the topic of feeding children.
carefully avoid the terms "young", "organism" and their synonyms, so as not to be likened.
At the same time, tell us about the mentality of the collectors of Soviets" - what they are going to jump all over, and most importantly - where.
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I'm a Russian :) I just still have no sense of my own dignity atrophized.
As for feeding children with cereals: one of the very good ways is to cook delicious cereals (you will be surprised, but not all mothers know how to cook delicious food), and ideally - eat this cereal with the child, sitting with him at the same table. Talking to the child and explaining to him what the use of cabbage is also a good idea. Let him sit for a week ONLY on the food that he thinks is delicious, and then ask about his impressions - by the way, it's generally about giving the child to fill the knots and be responsible for the consequences: it's much more useful than just banning. Just you treat the child either as a “spin-grizzly” or as a person. In the first case, I do not understand why then generally give birth to children - to self-affirm at their expense, right?

The official even believes in God for the government’s account.

I go to the country, I don't touch anyone, I have seen the villages road, I haven't seen the goats rebirthing there, and here with flashes they catch up, cut off, forced with a rod through an open window to stop, I think what a hernia. I stopped, and what to do, I think I was in this ass of the world where there was no way to break.
You have forgotten the seeds!
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But it is true that in addition to the tank, a few canisters were used, the seedlings interfered with getting them, and forgot to put them back, so near the column and remained. There from the gas station either on the track further, or to the village turn, probably a gas worker told them that I turned to the village, they were 11 km behind me to get the seedlings back, it happens)))

I went to one classroom while the classmates were still nothing...Now there is no point :)

I write a diploma. Parallelly, I think how to convince the commission that my diploma is not only a rollon to pour, but a fire can be lit, and in general it can be useful in the farm. T_T

Armstrong's five copies: last year on Easter, I left the house and was stunned, on the street, I heard the "Dubinushka, smell" in a good choral performance, though, without musical accompaniment. It turns out that local alkashi are singing on the bench. He stood and listened.

In the topic of "pol".
Help those who don’t remember.
We were taught in school the following: "Before "l" and before the vocal, before the wording letter "pol" - a particle, it is clear, separate it by a line".

As a child, she was deported to the village to her father-in-law. Food there is disgusting by default (if advertisers knew how REALLY natural milk from a cow smells shit, they would not be quite delicious to advertise a store with the slogan of "village"), plus they are still roasted on the salad up to the sweet blend and everything cooked still smells like garlic. There is no normal store closer to the city - everyone has a natural farm, all business, only buy bread. Naturally, eatable without nausea in the process and without diarrhea subsequently were, in addition to the purchased bread, only raw vegetables and a little fruit (they are almost not grown). And, of course, in the many rural families, it is not customary to "blow down" - I was broken as much as I could. Once the aunt even, stating that allegedly because of me the other children are worse eating steel, urticaria fought, and about locking up in the barbecue with a plate of mesothane cooking "as long as you do not eat" nothing to say. So I speak with the knowledge of the case - not only three days, but also several weeks of the absence of normal food to the ruthless eating of the shit of the child is not inclined.

From the Moscow City Forum:

How early children have grown up!! to
Yesterday I took a child from the YASELNA group of kindergartens and on the door hangs this announcement about parental gathering.

YYY: This is a conversation about parents. At the meeting, the head of the house asked in the form of drunk for the children in the garden not to come and not to beat them in the area of the garden.

From the point of view of the onanist, it is much better to be an eight-faced semihue than a seven-faced eight-faced semihue.

Morality: Eat what you like, do not eat what you do not like and recognize the same right for others. Peace, friendship and Charlotte! (c) the

Starix
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Yes is. Please tell me, and the Chinese have not yet learned to make robot vacuum cleaners with the construction of a map of the cleaned territory (by the type of Neato)? Or are they still taking care of the walls and going as they went?
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Alexander Sergeevich
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And the plan is drawn in the SADe, and the documents are submitted to Rosreestr and put on the cadastral record!!! to

I go to yoga means....Today we sit in the posture of the letter "zju", legs up....We do not breathe...and here is a woman, such...And in Ashan, the strawberries are 66 rubles...I was so rotting, but no one understood me, he was crushed as a crumbling)) Blind everything is clear, but not the situation to report this...

Hello from Peter:

And why do you call it Greek?? to

We also call the chicken chicken.

Now we know what Sauron was actually called - Vasgen

Diamonds of Flowers? The iPhone? The car? How can you now impress your girlfriend after that guy stole an airplane for his butt?

I was going to cook for dinner and then I changed my mind. Now because of you I stand and boil. by night.
Do not sleep and eat all night, you fools.