The car's left rear wheel collapsed.
The next day’s order: “All cars have to check the rear left wheels.”
So we live –

Don’t go into the elevator with a strange child.
and
So I do, showing a gesture - go, say, one, a child, and he cries on the topic of "take a walk again" and climbs the stairs. Do not drive the elevator too light children alone.

This is when both of you are sixteen is the age of consent. And when one is sixteen, another more than eighteen, it is already a guard.
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When both are not 18 - there is generally everyone for everything. The age of consent is the age at which a person can have sexual intercourse with an adult partner. Read the UK, and don’t listen to the guesses of grandmothers on the bench.
# educational

Comments on the article "On a dangerous "zebra" in Krasnoyarsk installed a cardboard girl":
887: The same cardboard deputies in the city council and in the municipality. You don’t have to pay, you don’t need to steal – and it’s the same.

Xxx: I attributed the diploma to the norm control
I thought this woman would be taken away with a heart attack.
XXX: She didn’t eat anything.
Xxx: Where are the retreats! The letter!! The standards
Xxx: She even had a vein on her forehead.

disagree

No is. And should not be! This is a normal situation. Non-standard, but fully compliant with the norms. If there was nothing extraordinary that humanity has never encountered, there is nothing to report here.
Or do you offer to arrange a noise for every small fire that firefighters deal with in half an hour (including a trip back and forth)?
You need to pay attention to what does not fit any norms.

First, the country must know its heroes, no matter how pathetic it sounds. And how Kirkorov goes to the toilet across the country is, and how people save other people, let it be a profession for them, it is a "normal situation".
Secondly, the news should not be 50% filled with polytot, and 50 - with corpses. Our life consists not only of this. People should also receive good news.

We decided to eat at work with a colleague and bought a bowl of caviar and a baton. It was not as expensive as, for example, to order sushi, even very inexpensive for two, but still felt from the side of colleagues-type here fucking, with fat rage) stereotypes) or, probably, just did not serve))

And say the carrots are Korean, is it North Korean or South Korean?
For me it is principle.

The river Vladimirovka, to which the inhabitants of the village of the same name go fishing, today came to their homes.
(Notice from 2009)

A woman quarrels with her husband:
I filed for divorce yesterday. Through public services, but the quest could not go through... Only that saved the marriage.

There is such a horror comedy “Taker and Dale against evil.” There were no maniacs at all, but students on a country trip were so afraid of non-existent maniacs that they were killed on their own because of the inability to adequately think. Apparently, imaginary pedophiles work on the same principle.

Do I think, or are you breathing badly?
– Petrovich... ssuka... give... inhaler.......

"Do not talk to strangers"

The wolf would have survived if he hadn’t talked in the woods with a girl in a red hat.

Last week there was a fire in a shopping center in Tomsk. We worked for 5, the people were evacuated, everything worked out well. Does anyone know about it? Where is this in the media? Who is discussing this on the internet?

If the girls

And among your acquaintances there are also girls who tell you, “Now I’ll tell you a wonderful joke.” At first they laugh fiercely and long, to tears, saying, “Oh, I can’t...” Then they begin to tell, constantly burning laughing, which makes it difficult to understand something. And then they do thoughtfully - a stupid face, remain silent for a while, after which they say, "And then I forgot..."

I have a boss like that.

This is not an anomaly, but new climate technologies. Municipalists no longer need to pour sand on the paths, the sand is now falling out with the snow.

For six months, there was electricity in the house. Sometimes it drops to 180. Smart equipment refused to work, issuing appropriate messages and low voltage. I complained to the management company - we pay for 220 and pay a lot for the Moscow region. We arrived, half a day forged the transformator-like all the norms. A few days later, the smart device turned off again and issued a high-voltage message. It appeared on the 260. They did fucking. I went for a stabilizer.

The First World War also began with a similar provocation - the murder of F. Ferdinand and his wife.

by Ferdinand? And Ferdinand? This is a Latin American soap opera.

Oh my God, my God! They killed Ferdinand!! to

Brch: Colleagues, as a result of the fall of the swing, the base of the Cerebro hashes turned. She is now counting them. This will take some time. I cannot say how much.
The light in the refrigerator disappeared.
Brch: It had to be used to blink the bulbs in the scroll because they didn’t blink.
Brunch: Eat at once.

Have problems with memory? Better forget about it.