Talk to a friend, cat. I was going to take an American to meet his parents.
Panama
He wants to meet his parents.

Oceans
Isn’t it a Russian bear battle with a ballayka?

Panama
The flow of menta with the bushes))))

Panama
I taught him how to speak "I am an American, I have rights, take me to my embassy " in Russian :)))

Panama
Every day a coach :)

Oceans
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Small (1,5 years old) learned to turn on the computer. I had to turn off the rear power unit. A week later, after the situation, he has already started to turn on the BP successively, then the computer. Well - I cut off the uninterruptor :) I don't think for a long time such "protection" will be enough...
My wife called to work today, but she couldn’t do it.
I sit, I think.

10 minutes over the inscription in the bookcase: A. Chekhov "Pecheneg"
Where am I going?! to

<Military> pp ) my house is blue )
<[Bir]Cloud> xD
<Military> that is to say, it is my silk)
<[Bir]Cloud> well understand
<[Bir]Cloud> I have a boy
<Military> boys are stupid...
<[Bir]Cloud> men are disgusting
<Military> but rust ppc)
<Military and military>
<[Bir]Cloud> ugu))
<[Bir]Cloud> so I did it for macal prevention

<[bir]Rivia> you if you read without knowing what talk about parrot...

(*z has entered the chat)
X: Okay, I admit, when I was a child, I was anonymous about Ariel.
Oh, and I smelled...
(Z leaves the room)

The MLA! Everyone can't get used to the fact that the date of birth "after 1990" is not an inscription and not a fuck, but a real person for so many years))

Marnor: boy, fucking...
by Vadim?
Marnor: Okay, maybe we’ll put it on a heck? Let’s drink beer.
Marnor: ups, daddy, sorry, while at the answer board - the neighbor didn't throw there =)
We know the affair. Let’s not put the reproductive organs on our direct duties, right?
by Marnor (
We drink beer in the evening, it’s clear.

The xxx:
Fuck the dog on the collar. and a barge under the hood, and a hood 600 dB in the sphincter
YYY :
Lightning - 110 dB
Aircraft capacity: 120 dB
Shot from gun - 220 dB

It is 600 dB.
The xxx:
This is three times in the sphincter from the haubice.
Half of aircraft

Prehistory: I have a girl who stops smoking under the threat of the health of a possible future child.
The story: In the evening I write her a text message: "Love, don’t smoke tomorrow please. Think of your child"
The answer is "Fuck. The neighbor downloaded songs from the phone and read them. Now my mom will tell me I smoke and am pregnant"

c) at

She: Where do you think the soul of Bill Gates will go?
Probably in the basket.

SpoT: Russia became the first country in the world where the prime minister will name the president on "You"
And the President of the Premier at "You"!

Loudly :
I am fucking. and. I sit here in the bus. and. and. In front of the house, two girls boxers, younger than me, are discussing their fight today. and. and. I am sitting in a blue shirt and reading. and. and. The cock. and. In fact, everything must be the opposite. and. and.

Report from the Bank:
The borrower died in a car accident on 02.01.2007. Measures for repayment of the loan:
We are in constant contact with the borrower.
The borrower does not avoid contact.

XXX is Hey! You came so early from the couple.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: He goes short into the audience and tells everyone a translation!!! to
YYY: Well I understood that the man of the joke understands
XXX: What did you do for?
YYY: Well, he writes on the board with the big letters of the Criminal Code, this type of criminal code and asks "Who knows what this is?and "
XXX: Did she have enough courage to tell him...
yyy: ohha, loudly so and with the expression "UNYLOE KAKASKO"

He: What, can you come to me?
He: would have rested, in the best traditions of German cinema*JOKINGLY*
She: Maybe you can go...
In the best traditions of Russian folklore!! to

At the time of the Inquisition, may bushes for causing harm to the agriculture were convicted, the inquisitioners came to the field where they were many and read the decree when the bushes were to appear in court, which naturally did not appear in court and lost the case))) A similar situation was with the rats but they were taken to protect the lawyer, at the court he said that not all the rats were notified by the orders and you need to judge each rat separately, the RATS WINED the case)))

Sanek on the dungeon ate and went for a walk taking his sandwiches with him! entered the subway, jumped through the turniket, and went down (passing the escalator (where the order is only right) on sandwiches, swallowing with a tail. he did this a few times again!the third time he was in the bottom met by OMON!they caught him and carried him to the cutlery!they came out of the subway, tied his sandwiches to the bus, put him there, he had a blanket (he was in a single shirt) and went to the cutlery!

I have a new face!!! to

Berkut: slipped in the shower?

<Sromek> Well, what do you think my first girlfriend in bed will be?
<Kashan>

A joke over the employee: they pulled her ball out of her mouse, when she began to look at her as a jerk: Fuck, I have a ball wiped out!!! to