1st :
and Balin!
1st :
I just learned that <3 is the heart.
1st :
It seemed like it was a shit in the hood.

Johnny: Oh... here?
Frank: What do you do? Do you want my attention? Per you all think that I have gas like Russia?
Johnny: What again?
Franky: my wife is bothering and squeezing, pay attention to her.. children attention.. at work there is everything.. and now I sit quietly behind my favorite laptop and from the tray to me so, right in the forehead, -Adobe Update update program NEED your attention!!! to

After a long and diligent shaving, you want to press "save".

A meeting is held in the director’s office. The director himself is not there (his chair is empty), but he holds a meeting via Skype. A late employee enters the office and, without seeing the monitor, steals past the webcam to his place.
Voice from the dynamic: Ivanovic, how much can I be late?
Ivanovic: Who is this?
The voice from the dynamic: Your conscience, Ivanych, is your conscience!! to

Blonde
And you could love mercury for a loved one.
by Anton
What does it mean to "love mercury"? I can watch it, but not drink, or, for example, touch it, or swim in it.
Blonde
What is incomprehensible here. I said to love, not to drink or seek.
by Anton
You know, I probably can’t. The fact is that I already love tetraethyl pork.

Homosexuals are not as scary as the number of piddars advertising them.

Director: nihachu, nihachu to work
I: How I understand you...
Director: No, you don’t understand...
I: I understand very well...
You don’t even have a job!
I: O_O

xxx: I am often tormented by one stupid question: what do some drivers want to understand by riding the wheels.
Yyy: When you sit behind the wheel for a long time, the yachts stick to the legs (naturally not to the heels). You can get out of the canyon and distribute the yats with your hands. But the pine wheels of the yats are distributed without the help of hands. Verified!
XXX: But you can also jump! When are all four running?
Yyy: You can’t jump if Yats has to fall asleep. And on four wheels pin to center the yachts, so that they lie as appropriate.
I thought they were hanging, not lying!! to
YYY: This is when you are hanging. When you walk long, you lie between your legs. And the stools didn’t sleepless (like the zephyr in the store) need to be repaired from time to time. Because they are followed and ruined.

The wolf
cats are licked constantly, because they lick vitamin B from the wool. without licking, they become irritable and psychotic
July
I want to get out so I don’t get annoyed and upset.)

xxx: In Yekaterinburg arrives the fastest rock band in the world - "Napalm Death" It is her own record of hit speed: 20 beats/sec!

It would be better for Dima Bilan to come!

What does smoke white do quickly?

yyy: Dima Bilan is very quickly bored ))

Call from a friend at 4 a.m.
It is worse!! I understand why everyone loves the Simpsons!!! Their eyes are like the Syisskiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiy!

Girl: and then lean you to the wall and kiss down your body below.

The boy: Oh
Young man:"Don’t have" would have been weak from me

The girl... well. Don’t have to be so do not have to * sadly breathed, sticking the half-extended belt of your pants and getting up from your knees *
The young man: Yes! I said weak.

Late Metzzo

A night in the courtyard...
It’s time to joke in the comments!

Somewhere in 1995. With the little one (three with a little year) we go to the electric car to meet my mother - she and the older one went somewhere there. We slide slowly, cut the corners to get closer... In one of the hills, the little one notices a dead cat.
and killed?
In order not to focus the child’s attention on the injustice of being, I answer:
and no. and sleep.
...meters through four hundred small, with a deeply thoughtful rush:
She sleeps like a dead man.

Looking at the picture on the forum...

XXX> He looks like a warrior! of Chechnya.
yyy> You are what, no, rather on Shufutinsky.
xxx> Exactly on the shufutine fighter.

Lera: and I love the end of the world.Senna and a friend argued about it.she says that in 2012 we have a kiddyk.bite with her on a bottle of martini:if the end of the world is, then I'm going to her, if it's not, it's me=))
Rock: The main thing is that in these 2 years she hasn’t learned naebki :-D

Katya is female!
Eugene: What about you?
You have such a beautiful name, let me say, right?

<I want to fight in pop>: why did you take that I am inadequate?? to

Damn, yesterday I went to a symphony concert and convinced me that the rock sessions are cooler: there they jump, scratch their hands and have fun all in a row, not just the conductor!( by

Are you talking about Donetsk? Your donuts are out!
Diamond: in Germany there is a science fiction series of books about Major Perry Rodan - it is released, attention.
Diamond: Since 1961, one book a week without a single break. So far. Two and a half thousand books have been published.