We congratulate you from heart!
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My wife and I paid off the mortgage for seven years.
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And we wish you a further and happy life))) and don't worry about the cat, he is smart and intelligent, will understand everything)

About the contraception.
Before the beginning of sexual life, naturally thought about it, and, t.k. There was no internet, I read in books and asked the comrades. The most popular figure in the question of the reliability of condoms was 98%. This number, of course, frightened me: a hundred percent reliable, of course, nothing happens, but, for example, in two cases out of a hundred can "true"!? That is, a couple of times a year with average intensity of sexual life, welcome to abortion! I will explode!
And then the slightly more shattered comrades explained that 98% is for people in general, i.e. The remaining two include products, which have been in the wallet for a couple of years, and purchased from the solar vitrine of the lark, and 5 rubles, and "poor flies", and "sort used " and various variations of use not according to the instructions. And a single Homo sapiens-sapiens can be sure of three nine and count on four.
And, yes, 12 years and no one, that is, three have already passed.
Love each other, people!

Fuck it again. Sometimes there were funny jokes here. They have the only thing about the impal and that is funny. A to! Have you had funny cases?
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Hm How to tell you. I look at the photo, we were at the training then 8 people, together we started, now five. A! Yes! There were three funny cases.

In the morning of March 17, an unknown man entered the Kiosk of the RUP and stole 400 tickets, which he then distributed on the street to passers, the press service of the Investigative Committee of Belarus said.

Robin Hood as Detective.

The most optimal - all kinds of hormones (and specifically women). But it is necessary to go to the doctor, and then go to the pharmacies to run a particular drug to look for.
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Who told you this? Read on the Internet? Are all people and situations the same, without exceptions? For different situations, there are different ways. Hormonal drugs do not go without a trace, even if they are normally selected. They require breaks in use from time to time. They do not tolerate forgetfulness. They are not suitable for everyone and not always, they have contraindications. So with regular sexual life, for example, if people live together, but do not plan to have children - yes, hormones are usually (but not always) a good choice. For a couple of young students who don’t know when they’ll meet the next time, and with the same partner or another, it’s unlikely. And even more, if a man wants to secure himself from the coming food - let him buy condoms, and, to be sure, keep them in an inaccessible place for psychotic fans. And this is about the "spotting of the needle" complaining already. It is strange to complain about the "ah" in the nickname is not so pleasant, and then to be offended that the greedy stupid grandmother was also not protected and demands something from them. Is the brain not working so well?

From the corporate newsletter (from the assistant manager of the company):

Dear colleagues,
In accordance with the directive of the CEO, the service " tea-coffee" is extended ONLY to the Administration and the guests of the company!

The preparation of tea and coffee for personal consumption is carried out by department heads, specialists, etc. employees of the company independently, without the help of the assistant director of the company and the assistant commercial director!
I urge you to accept this decision with understanding!

I can’t tell you what this book is, but I found this one yesterday:

“I want to experience a pain that can’t be compared to anything else in the world,” she begged. Naked and with closed eyes.
“Good-good,” I said, scattering Lego bricks on the floor.

The specificity of the work is that there are always a lot of prizes for competitions: toys, candy, flashes, some organizers, etc. A colleague found 34 boxes of candy that ended in a week. We decided that we would not be able to eat them, and she urged them to go to some kind of children's contest, where there was trouble with prizes. The question from the organizers of the contest, when they received gift candy: Are you sure that candy with vodka will be suitable for prizes for children 7-14 years old?

When the wife is on a diet and the husband is a troll

I want fat food and on the pen.

Salo in the refrigerator, pen on the door)

On the advice of psychologists, he tried to abstract from the problem.
In an attempt to abstract, this problem was absorbed.

"Or offices where free love is accepted and cooperatives are not childish."

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Addresses and names in the studio!! Ready to work for food.)

In Alma-Ata, in the Park of Culture and Rest named after M. Gorky, a drinker disappeared somewhere. People are actively discussing this on social networks.

Someone knows why they dismantled the monument of Gorky in the park. The bitter?
yyy: Probably a monument to Rest and Culture

This is:
There in some ordinary high school at different times over the last 30 years, 7 or 8 modern popular fiction writers studied. This is a fact that is difficult to explain rationally.

I was in this city, there people are not so invented as to move to another shore.

Life is a game: whoever does not hide it will find it.

The real story...

Somewhere in the early 90s, we got with a friend on the "Kinotaur", and, after the opening party, in the "Pearl", quite loaded, amused, we went in the elevator, and with us in the elevator entered Gradsky. He is listening in the headphones.
Well, a drunk man is a brave man, and I say to him, “What do you have there, let me listen?”
He without objections takes, and wears on me his headphones... And in them the song of the city itself plays...
I ask, in a hurry: “What is it???”
“I don’t like anything anymore.”
I have no more questions :)

My grandmother gave my granddaughter a doctor’s set. The cats hide immediately. Grandpa didn’t have time.

...
- Of course scratches, aluminum and copper are softer steel.
It’s got a little softer now... Spring.

Commentary on Book

For a book in 5K, it’s not bad. Although there are stylistic mistakes, as well as descriptions of trips to sorting, sex, and absolutely not appropriate comparisons type:
>women's voice with low curtains
There are such dohrena, but from this as a musician, I'll hint how a low covering song will sound (link)
If a woman next to me does that, I’ll throw a tail into her.

Geektimes "KAMAZ" with an unmanned control system: everything you wanted to know but were afraid to ask
xxx: And the autopilot will be taught to give bribes for overloading the car and so on? and :)

Enrolled in the gym. On the first day of the class, the coach looked at me with his kind and patient eyes to find out which muscle groups I needed to train, so to speak, but no muscle group was found.