*** (22:34:38 19/03/2009)
In 26 minutes the kefir’s shelf life expires...I’ll go and drink.

I put my 4-year-old brother to sleep.
Go to sleep!
I do not want to sleep! I want to rule the world!! to

Go all off with your Cynthia and Junior!! to

At work, they were deprived of a prize for doing everything.
The boss comes and says:
Have you installed a computer this month?
I replied that I had fixed it a month ago.
She said I don’t have any work this month, and they don’t need an admin at all.
From next month I will start working so that everyone will break the day so in three.

Yopt, just for the sake of curiosity I will ask - people, you too during all the study in school and then in the universe all the teachers in one voice claimed that you are the worst course / stream / parallel in the history of the institute / universe / school? Are they specifically, or is our stream really the stupidest? and :(

New action - read the article on the Czech Wikipedia and call out the demon!

Lex Liner (15:30:27 18/03/2009)
A vigilant coma (coma vigile) is a state of complete indifference and indifference of the patient to everything around him and himself with a persistent autopsychic, in some cases, and allopsychic orientation.

Lex Liner (15:30:29 18/03/2009)
Here is

Lex Liner (15:30:43 18/03/2009)
Medically Formulated Phuism

I go to the subway next to a 30-year-old man and he has a daughter aged 5-6. All the way he gets various questions and the most juicy came to the station when it was quiet.

I know what you and my mom will give me for my birthday.
P – and what?(with complete indifference in the voice)
D- I heard you tell my mom yesterday that when I fall asleep you’ll lick a bitch.
P- We’ll give you a cat.

The car fell...

XXX is
That happened yesterday?

YYYY
The police took him straight with a package in their hands.

XXX is
How did he wise?

YYYY
Do not fall the bleak electricity.

YYYY
The car we found a place "non-combustible" and as it happened here the state building was controlled and hanged with cameras.

I developed a complex of inferiority, I am now ashamed to call the service of those. The Sunderland.and ((

X: Why are you so evil?
Yyy: No more fuck ever to meet with gynecologists.
XX: Is it about the smoke?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY You imagine it. We had sex yesterday.
YYY : Imagine it. A romantic moment. His hand slips on my stomach below... below...
YYY: And suddenly this slug gives out: "Mmm... What an abundant spotting of the transudate you have"!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

She: Jay, I have a problem.
She: I have two strips.
He is: o o o o o o o o
I need four.
She: Don’t you know what step at the barracks should be?

Labs in Physics

Thanks to Darwin, every monkey has a moral right to be proud.
of humanity.

http://rigor00.livejournal.com/79905.html

The preface. You know how a cat rattles onto another cat.
Before the fight?
The history. The Route. It is funny...
The girl has a cell phone. The sound of a cats song.
WOW WOW!!! So loud, not childish. And the cat tries, pulls out.
Finally, the girl takes the phone:
Yes the cat?
The entire route went to bed.

In general, most food poisoning begins with the words:
“Would he be in the refrigerator?”
by anekdoton.ru

A man with a sophisticated taste looking for a girl 92.34 x 61.71 x 93.45. Not a boring.

I was looking for a video of a Japanese band on YouTube.Finally, after a long search, I found...I look at the comments: the first 5 - obviously reviews on the video, it's obvious, that in Japanese..
The last comment made me feel proud of my homeland:
"And I’ve written here, and you don’t understand Nifga either! andquot;
The mood of the author's comment at the time of writing, I was transmitted instantly...

And we knew Vladimir Ilyich, only the name is not Lenin but Enin...
He was our main bodybuilder in Insta, so we renamed the gym in MAVZOEY.

From the Auto Forum:
Who does the rain sensor work?
YYY: How... Water falls – the doors go. Clean the glass. See well well.

C Forum

The people need advice. How to uninstall a girl?
It needs to be tactical, tactical. and that she disinstalled herself!! At first, the whole system worked normally. But then the gluts began, the cash is missing, and the system resources are wasted.
A shorter pipet. And the most interesting thing I can’t just press things and remove them. I ask for advice on how to get rid of myself.

Which year of the year? Go to www.nightclub.ru and download a new version.

zzz: Just don't forget about the antivirus, or then the system will hang, you are tormented to clean the registry. Any new version could be a beta version. It will work a little and turn off, or it will only work in the demo mode. They all require cash, and the more, the better. In the extreme case, write your own programs in hand on basics.