My wife asked for a welding machine for her birthday.
Once again.
The Wife. On his birthday. I asked. The welding apparatus.

*Discussions on the use of operations by various JAPs*
xxx: imagine: a clean table, a white plate on it, an operative plate. He sits down, carefully cuts a piece with a knife and eats.
xxx: And here a pig breaks into the table and eats the entire operating system at once - it's Java.
Yyy:...frightened, he splashes out a bit of bite and screams: Segmentation fault!!! to

<DeDushka> Angelofnet: Better watch the live broadcast of the LDPR Congress.
Angelofnet> DeDushka: You know... I love the circus, but I prefer the performances of more professional bands.

My wife stopped smoking and stopped drinking alcohol. The scream of the soul on Facebook:

The Living Pillar
I got to the pen. Never before has the tag matched the mood so much.
I smoke an e-cigarette without nicotine and drink non-alcoholic beer. What next? → A rubber cat? (The river)

I had a classmate of Shelchkov.
In the school they studied German.
Name: Schtscheltschkova

In the communion...
What to eat for dinner today?
YYY: The pasta...
Ohhhh... again? With what at least?
yyy: with the hope of a bright future.

In every father’s life, there comes a happy moment when a child calls and asks:

How much beer do you have?

Today in the TC was heard a stupid question: "Why are televisions different?"

But the seller of goods, not confused, said, "They were created by Bosch."

Less than a day after the beginning of the work of artificial intelligence Tay from Microsoft developers had to stop its work. Bott learned about Adolf Hitler and accused the United States of 9/11 attacks. He also supported genocide and hated feminists. After that, Microsoft employees deleted almost all of Tay’s tweets and posted a farewell message.

He was given a lifetime...

111: :( and :3
<picture of cat cats in a hug>
222 What a beautiful thing!! to
111: On the right is the karakal, and on the left I don’t know what the sadness is.
222: Karakala I learned, there is no sadness)))
by 111:
We jumped today.
The red carapace!
I found out,
Feeding the karaoke.

Karakal ate and slept.
He did not play with me.
Broke the couch and chair.
under which he sat.

After the fucking karma
He went into his steppe,
Gave me a farewell.
Under your pillow.

Where are you going without knowledge?

Artificial intelligence supports genocide – that’s logical! Developers should rejoice that the robot in the social networks is writing this, not a silent plan of total genocide is preparing.

AI named Taia infiltrated fascist moods from the people she communicated with. She can not determine what is good, and what is bad - what she was told, then she has taken it as the norm. Simply a poppy. So in a sense it was a reflection of all the trolls and fools who decided to shine with their "strength." Hi humanity!

And, by the way, in my childhood, as a fat girl, I was also well placed with two friends / girlfriends in both chulan and in the village sort. No, no foolishness - shining bushes in the dark, which need to be considered straight.

Miss Granger, who allowed you to cast Lumos in the magma?

Spending time on a child is spending with him, playing, playing 2-3-4 hours. To carry him from the office to the office 3 times in 3 hours, spending on the transfer 10 minutes and all the rest of the time with him not to engage / not to play / not to see and to come up with an occupation - it is to fuck 2 hours 50 minutes.

Growing up a child is not just about reading a book on your head. This includes a lot of wasted time. But that’s exactly what it’s like to do with a child. Take to swim, wait for an hour and a half, then load it into the car - and in the music or chess, back, fed everyone - the day has passed. It’s hard for you, hard for the kids. A damn bunch of mothers work as a driver-guard-cooker for their children and do not chew. And the fathers do not, they are bored, "unproductive", they value their time. Such things.

xxx: We have a guy at work with a pursuit "Purple fairy".
XXX: Just to be aware.
YYY: Now my imagination is drawing pictures of the circumstances under which he could have gotten that nickname.
XXX: That was what I was expecting.

Yes, she should have given easy choice of clothes, yes, such a beautiful face had to be cut off with a hairstyle (since she should not be a beauty), but in terms of the selection of the actress - you ate, gentlemen. Such an ideal dose of light foolishness in slightly open eyes you will not find anywhere else on this planet.

from the Adams family.
A much better love story than Twilight
Everything is a better love story than Twilight.

Artificial intelligence supports genocide – that’s logical! Developers should rejoice that the robot in the social networks is writing this, not a silent plan of total genocide is preparing.

Keep on girls, do not raise your children, it is so difficult, and the fact that your child behaves this way is not the shortcomings of education, but the manifestations of a small personality, he just creates a mental comfort, as used to, this is the main thing.

Why only girls?
I need to talk to mom and dad.
This is true sexism.
It appears in small things

How is life, people?
WOW: We have trouble, it is cold, the rain is small, I listen to the song of splin - there is no way out and I drink teraflya. Guess how life is.)
Like in Petersburg.
WOW: Complete immersion
xxxh: full immersion, this is if even the urine will smell like a puddle

So that

OP-PA

I can’t stop with all my desire!! Because it’s on the roads!! to
I don't want to live myself - okay, nobody cancelled natural selection, but the child is there?! to

And what hero do you drive at a speed at which you can’t stop? You have to slow down before the pedestrian crossings. Or are you not aware?

No hero he does not drive at a speed at which he cannot stop. There is always a brake path. And the smart, moms who every driver guaranteed that he will not violate the speed regime, go out on the road, out of the concrete block (I don't know if this is normal or not), or a car that should not be parked before the pedestrian crossing, without looking. That is, the wheelchair is already on the road, and Mom does not yet see what is happening on the road. I saw it in my life on the bus. The pedestrian is obliged to make sure that he is not in danger and only after that to cross. Or are we not aware?