School, driving and the city. The instructor(s) and the student(s) are:
Ready for the city, learned the rules? =) is
A: What are they? ^ ^ ^
(A) O_O

Sometimes it seems to me that fate is not just laughing at me, but beating in hysterical rust :-(

My Uncle of the Honest Rules
When I didn’t joke
He put the cliché on himself.
Then I couldn’t pull it out :-/

Talk about the Android girl:
ACCETRIN: She would be the smartest.
Accelerator: The best one.
Aksetrin: And I would be absolutely sure of it.
Kane: Then you come home, and she sleeps with the toaster.

Anton: cards, chips, roulette - what is this gambling?
Quinn : Nothing. Cards are small machines with a gasoline engine "Friendship", shards are swords, and roulette is a means to measure length.

Comments for 9600 r.

I listened to these headphones for 3 weeks, my penis grew by 4 cm!

Alexey: the white port wine, and especially the Krasnodar spill, is like
Have you seen the movie Avatar in 3D?
See also: AGA
Alexis : Oh well! It is also the same, but 10 times cheaper and without glasses.

and you. (23:48:49 22/03/2011)
Soon the clock is turned, I forgot.

I am (23:49:04 22/03/2011)
No is. The last time

and you. (23:50:19 22/03/2011)
by Dada. Even if we tell the kids something sad, they won’t believe it.

I (23:54:45 22/03/2011)
I already imagine an old pearl, I sit in a gravitational chair, on the knees of a cosmic fiber plate, an optical fiber lens with a 300-fold magnification in my eyes, in front of me grandchildren and grandchildren play with a refractory stereoscopic timebot, and I with a chilling voice (not lubricated artificial lungs, which replaced my usual, cancer-affected) say 'from the youth went. Yes, I...I was in your years shooting clocks twice a year'

and you. (23:55:20 22/03/2011)
"oh, again the grandfather begins to cheat"

I (23:57:22 22/03/2011)
' It is all a mess. The fork on the frontal lobe of the brain was updated?' ' updated. Not to compile. The programming brain rejects everything that is written not through the ass'

HHH
Soon I will get out of the Insta ;)
WOWU
A tail or a tail?
HHH
The Tail
WOWU
So close it, you are mine.
HHH
I am not your Nihua.
WOWU
so close his problematic ubiquitous fat hunky with a bunch of complexes and without a future
WOWU
= * *

XXX is easy to distinguish.
If you see the Iroglyph and think
xxx: "squeezed clothes"
This is Hiragana.
xxx: if you think "the cornerstone"
XXX is a catacomb
xxx: if thinking "bl*t fact my brain what a h*rna"
This is Kanji.
XXX: Stopped

Spring has come, the kidneys on the trees are swollen, the endorphin is in the air.Close the boron and go with us in the raid - we lack people.

The father pleased with the question:"Say, if the man lived and lived, and at 55 years took and changed the sex to a female, he immediately retired as a woman will be sent at 55 years or will be forced to work out another 5 years?" It just killed)))) And, the main thing, but the figure knows it!!!))

Rambler wrote:
"General Prosecutor’s Office recognized Russian roads as bad"
HHH: Yes, it can’t be so!

My husband had fun in the morning:

Joy, he says, is measured in smiles.
=) is

What is your length? : / /
Take from the current year (2011) take the year of your birth.
She: took
He is: How much?
It is: 18
Remove 1 from the resulting number
He: How much has it been? and :)
It is: 17
He: Well, this is like this:
It is 17 cm. is normal
You are 18 years old :)
She: How did you get along?? to

The detector of porn scenes in the video.
XXX: But will tennis with Sharapova miss your filter?

Developer: In general, Negroes, Sharapova is not all that. The classifier is often mistaken on the rolls, where the guitarists play their hands on their yellow guitars on a large scale, or the grandmother (again on a large scale) wraps a sweater on the hands, or the hard-working snooker handles the detail with a snooker.

YYY: that is. with your filter, you will be able to find in the long movie porn scenes and watch only them!? to

“Your invention has no price, citizen! ...Say, and in the store you can also lift the wall?” © Ivan Vasilyevich changes the profession

The more complicated the situation, the lower the charging level of the mobile phone.

With such prices for antidepressants, it is easier to deal with depression and start getting pleasure from it.

I am horribly ashamed today! My new boyfriend first invited me to his home.Decided to arrange a romantic evening for me, bought fruit wine and so on)) We sit, we drink wine and he says to me:-"You have a beautiful body, do you play sports?"
I am proud of gymnastics. And I decided to show him a stand on my head, but to see from the wine I relaxed a little and as a result, standing on my head, loudly stumbled. She was frightened and fell abruptly, and falling, she broke a precious plasma with one leg. And with the other foot, he pulled out the front teeth of the guy! As I am now behaving with him, he doesn’t call yet (*
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You can go from gymnastics to ear. Style "Drunk Master"

I remembered the case:
When we (students) were introduced in the hostel, we were obliged to take them before bed and take them in the morning. So here is:
I just woke up, I didn't even have time to wash - I need a couple. I see the people standing near the watch, the pass takes... Well, I stood in the line, and I try to awaken my brain... When my turn came, I leaned into the window of the watch and according to the habit issued:
I have a pack of blue chester and a flashlight.
Fuck me, I am running away. You joke, you beat me.

I probably wasn’t the only one.)