Submitter> Has anyone tried Red Bull energy drinks? Is there an effect?
ZevS> Yes The money in the pocket is getting smaller.

> Remember, the film is in German. And Chingchuk strictly so: "Halt! Handsome to you!"
So I was waiting for the next: "Hitler’s coat!"

I got enough of the posters: "Chengdu - der Große Schlang"
The Big Snake

About about:

Yesterday on the radio, the director said:
The member countries of the G8 have left it, only Russia remains.
Oh, I did not fall, this affair rose and hit me painfully.

You did not understand. When they decided to exclude Russia from the "eight", it turned out that they did not have such a procedure in their constituent documents at all. And this is the West, if the procedure is not prescribed, then it cannot be excluded. So they had to get out of it on their own.

The fool is with us again.
xxx: sent an electrician for electrodes for the welder
xxx: five minutes later burned that the welding machine is sitting pinaet hui (electrodes are not) sent for sockets and switches

Why don’t guys run after me because I have such long breasts and big legs!

xxx: and I was going to go to Crimea this summer on a bicycle... interestingly, it will be possible
to do?
YYY: It is possible. You will get a machine.

Luchevik: The Blue
Elrond: What is it?
Luchevik: Of course, I saw the dofig of the fucking nics
Luchevik: There was an Anal Punisher, and Nikola Zalupsky, and the Shooter of Eggs
Luchevik: But the man with Avon_Satan’s nickname even got angry with me

The inscriptions on the topic “smoking kills” now occupy 30% of the area of a cigarette pack. A couple of years will pass and written threats will cover everything 100%. But on this fighters with someone else's addiction to nicotine do not stop. Kioskers will be obliged at the sale to throw a package in the smoker’s face with the words “Drain, szuco!” And then shouting after him, “I remembered you, shit! Try to speak here again!” Fortunately, both of you will understand that this is a simple formality.

I go with a new perforator today to the address of the whistle throw. The owner of the apartment was considering my purchase for a long time, and then said, "And what is this alarm?"

Natalia Telinkom: you need to urgently come up with some spring promo tariff on the Internet!
Natalia Telinko: Do you have any ideas?
Samodelkin: On April 20, you can blur "14/88", 14 megabits for 88 rubles. It is valid until May 9.

of Habrabrabr:

In the history of the Earth, there has not been a single period or civilization built on atheism. Faith has always been. All peoples, civilizations and epochs.

WOW: In the history of the Earth until recently there was not much else.
PCs on memistors in mass production have not yet been. There were no graphene-boron-arsenic chips yet; after all, there were no robotic ships yet.

It cannot serve as an argument against these things.

I found the peaches in the garage that I sold a year ago. They were late, wanted to return, but the hands did not reach. Now opened it. Such delicious, sour, with a taste of mandarine))). Here I sit and eat hunting and scary.
Half the bank broke. I will wait ))

So, ha ha ha, who is Stas Mikhailov?
One-moment: I explain: In the past, if a person wanted to show himself highly cultural, he said: “I listen to Rahmaninov and go to the Tretyakov Gallery.” And now he says "I don’t listen to Stas Mikhailov".

The real Ukrainian does not get involved in disputes "in", because he knows:

If I die, bury me in the grave.
Among the steppe wide in the country of miles.

T. Shevchenko, a classic of Ukrainian literature.

And those who mock this topic are just trolling! Do not be guided by provocation and peaceful heaven to you!

Uncle Losh: In a house where a cat lives, the wool is a spice.
Lvovich: Dada
Do you have too much hair?
Lvovich: I am very hairy.
Are you talking about a cat?

At the headquarters of the Ukrainian Navy, Ukrainian soldiers made the inscription "The Russians do not surrender."
Yyyy - And then with a calm soul gave up - because they are not Russians.

The first bullet hit the Sokol employee in the helmet, but crashed in the forearm. The second shot hit this employee. The officer then opened fire at the feet of the musician. Others were shooting into the air. Subsequently, another shot hit the leg of Musičko, he tried to shoot himself. When he was dropped to the ground, he continued to shoot and was wounded. The doctors confirmed the death of the musician.

222: I felt like I was watching a new Rambo movie!

Childhood is a tough time when bread seemed to taste better than beer. c) Sj

One of my good acquaintances for many years works in the sports school as an acrobatic coach. Every new group of parents at the first training he shows the same focus.
He puts a few mates on the floor and commands the children to run around those mates.
In a few minutes, the team says:
Everyone fast on the mates!
Boys lie face down, on the stomach, and girls face up, on the back. Always!

The White House. The morning. The Oval Cabinet includes the Secretary of Defense of the United States:
There are two news, good and bad. Which to start?
Let’s get bad first.
Alaska joined Russia.
And the good?! to
We managed to make fun of Medvedev on Twitter.