I went to the parish shop with a companion. I cut, the comrade on the couch sits, the barber approaches him, there is this dialogue:
Young man, what is your name?
and Sergey.
A minute pause.
Are you not Valerie?
The curtain!

As it turned out, someone wrote Valer to her, and she didn't know him in the face.

<Your Favorite Toy> I made an affiche, for one theater...so there is the essence of the show - metamorphosis...that is. The heroes of the island in the modern world... the type in the ass are chatted... in the box are broken... well and it was necessary to make the interplay of times. I drew a brick... but for the attribute of modernity, nothing smarter than inserting a helicopter, did not come up with it. Nico, approved... soon the Basheviks of Saratov will go over the poster...


Let’s go see!

VX: Do you know what is the most animated color?
The King :?
VX: #8DEF21!
King: That is why?
VX: Because in ASCII it sounds like "No!"

<Negativ> Lenin was an animeshnik! Studies have revealed that he did not say “Towaiishti!” but “Kawaiishti,” which once again emphasizes his love for the Russian people.

Alex> Title in the newspaper: “Russiaans are promised a salary of $2700”
Mike> How the dollar should turn...

The inscription on the door:"The call does not work, tap the ask".

Anaitis
Spam has come: We learn English FOR A LIFE... we sit in a row. but we are afraid.... it sounds threatening)))))))))))) as - the spark))))))))))))))))
Mrak
Code from Matt.
Speaking of Default.
We put an ampoule against the boss.

Anaitis
The main thing in this case is to put the right place))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Yesterday I watched a movie about the boy in the green pants.
What is the name?
Tagged: lol runa lol
WOW: What is it?
Run Lola Run :)

The Boss
You don’t go to the planners. There are already four. Three were awarded and three lost prizes.
I am
and?? If I were to go, would I get an excuse and lose the prize??? I’d rather go somewhere on my job.

before, when I worked in gamezona the case was: I walk through the hall, I walk past the simulator machine "the hous of the dead 3" the grandfather stands, helps the grandson to play (you have to shoot from the shovel), he helps say the grandson right into the ear (obsessively so): kill, kill, kill...

The IT-shnik
This is when you are in the nightclub in the evening, approaching the bar stand after 2 liters of beer, the first thing you notice is not the shelves with vodka, martini, cognac and other drinks, not the bartenders who jongle with bottles and not half-clothed girls at the same stand.

I would try human meat if it didn’t bother anyone.
He: Taste yourself for the sickle... anyway reserve is )

Mathematics for the first class.
There were three bears gathered in the raspberries, and there were six more bears in the herd.
How many bears are in the hive?
The Bear Hole!! to

xxx> How to say "To the first star"?
yyy> ([^*]*)*

The whole meaning of the quote is that the answer is given in the form of a regular expression. In the square clusters are taken a lot of symbols, which means all symbols except "*" (i.e. stars). The second "*" after the clamp sets any number of repetitions of the multitude in the clamps. It is necessary, because "*" is the governing symbol that we need. Our expression will correspond to a line with one star if it is the last symbol in the line. So is!

Thompson: Huyace o_O... please explain your explanation

Blonde: you can shoot me, but I thought it symbolizes a person’s face, and the icon on the right indicates a window behind which one star – “the star” – symbolizes a person’s face.

During the weekend night I didn’t sleep, I decided to go out with a defi...
Give me a minecraft.
She (with the sound of the voice) - Yes, for you, I will put a swallow on a swallow...
I was afraid to sleep, oh.

Puma13: True pedantism is when, before you drop a quote, you correct all the mistakes...

Pharmaceutical companies burn:
I go to the pharmacy, on the showcase there is a package with the inscription: "Drops for weight loss based on DAI DAI HUI"
Is this an ancient prayer full of Chinese women? O_O

She
I have an athletic pop.

He is
Great for what?
Accept how?

She
as all

She
To sit in the bathroom without falling into the hole.

Finn as you?
Katrin is hero. I am old!and the (
Finn goes out for me.
Katrin, no, I don’t have so many heroes yet! 0 - O

A phone call from an unknown number:

I... I hear!
He: And who is it?
I: This is the one you are calling.
He: And where did I get?
I: On the mobile number of a very good and, most importantly, very good person.
He: Oh, so sorry, I didn’t get there.