Of course, I knew that students were hungry people.
A couple of philosophers
Imagine you are a tribe. You have enemies. You caught those enemies. What will you do with them?
Group of Choir: There is!! to
Tagged with: O_O

The studios...

I also have a speech defect.
Which?
Foucault is forever.

X: Here the whole world would have slid down a ruble. It would be normal for me.
Y: Really, it is a pity.
Ten years and you’ll have it all.
Y: * will mean ten years

- you ask to rename the base correctly Nakhodku, Korolev, Kurgan and Kovrov - we do not have such cities in the base at all!

You have Find, Queens, Barrow and Carpets!! to

The Troll 13:52
I will reboot.

The Trolls 20:24
Restarted to burn...

Every real man will find something to shut his mouth to a messy lady.

Website of intimate toys.
The anal vibrator.
This class of vibrating toys is different from the rest. Anal vibrators are thinner and have a special protector that will not allow it to slip deep into your passion (often irreversibly).

Irreversibly?? to

Why do people put a silver cup in tea?
Vampires don’t eat out of the cup.

Those who have plotted us the consumer basket will soon plott us the legs.

In the summer I was in the village with my wife and a year-old son. In the house where I lived, a joyous event occurred, unusual for us, the city residents - a cow stumbled.
For a few days, a simple little calf was lying somewhere in the depths of a stand. The cow-mother took care of him and did not allow anyone to come to him. Then, under the watchful eye of his mother, the calf began to approach the fence with insecurity and look at the bright and unusual world. We are on the body. from far away. When the mother saw strangers, she pushed the baby deep into the hole and sealed herself. The Coast.
Then Mom began to get out of the field - to strengthen. After an hour back home. and run.
A week passed and I went out with my son on my arms to show the body.
The naïve body of the newborn baby carried through the grid and smelled everything around.
So, my mom is not there. I thought I. Let us get closer.
And then from the depth of the squad jumped up and a mum cow rushed to us.
I woke up and saw the baby in my arms.
She stopped suddenly, looked around us... and calmly left. It’s like “A, kids, let them play.”
We approached and slapped the body. Well, through the fence, of course, not to annoy Mommy.

by El

Only the lack of explored oil reserves in Antarctica keeps the penguins from revolution.

Fuck you! You have not put your heart under the oak and you are deprived of sex for a week.

Conversation at work:

That’s why when I’m called from another area, they take money out of me? They call me, why should I pay?

YYY: In our country you have to pay even if you were called and you didn’t take the phone.

Zzzz:... and the one sitting next to him must also pay!

c) Calvinity

George: I got the money here for the halter, I gave the share to the programmer, I come home - my wife from the threshold cheats about some curtains for the kitchen and new wallpapers, which must be hanged before the visit of the aunt.
George: Immediately new thoughts appear
Back to the shops at night.
A year ago I did something new...
40 pieces in a pocket
The programmer of Loh is now drinking whiskey in a soft chair.
And on the pen of the chair sits a half naked stripper.
And he offered me to go with him.
The unnamed and index finger untoldly drag in the air, and the brain feverishly crashes *Ctrl+Z, crash, Ctrl+Z!!by 1111*

Sly: if you’ve noticed a mole – it means, soon, crazy, April.

from a message on pager:Julia sent:
Igor, Ira lies in the trunk, smells bad and decomposes. What to do with her?

Callisto (23:37:03 24/03/2011)
the more I found checks and my mom will go with me, and she is like Rosario Agro, nobody has left her yet)))))
Callisto (23:42:50 24/03/2011)
When Chuck Norris knocked his next opponent’s mother’s window, she forced him to apologize and insert a new glass.
Dinner (23:43:50 24/03/2011)
Oh, poor old Chuck
Callisto (23:45:14 24/03/2011)
When Anatoly Wassermann stood on his mother's foot in the subway, she spotted him so intelligently that Onotole got the notebook and recorded it.

I’ve heard this story a long time ago, and I don’t remember where it came from.
In Soviet times, my father worked somewhere in the north. And there the local population changed a sweater for a bottle of vodka. When asked from what wool they made it, he was answered that they said they found a strange hairy elephant in the eternal frost, the meat was eaten and the wool was a sweater.
So the guy inherited the planet's most unique MAMONTA wool sweater!
P.S I don’t know if it was true or a myth, but I really want to believe it.

You know less, you sleep more; you know more, you drink more.

HHH
Animals are animals.
WOWU
People are hamburgers.