A: What is the average speed of 8 dogs pulling the sails with a human?
bbb: The average speed on different distances can be very different, but about 20-30 km/h for fresh dogs.
ccc: And what is the average distance they can travel on one charge? How much is the distance increased by a parallel connection?
ddd: Can I put a larger battery? Is an alternative server available? Did you fix the bug, when while driving they make strange sounds, something like "af! The AFF! The AFF!”

This is how you read the news on the Ukrainian portal that they all have gas well, there is still, so to speak, powder in powders, and then you look at the list below of other articles from this portal - and there are giant squats feeding on deer, and a base of aliens on the Moon.

Friend, to the cathrom in the bus are sitting in the last row, K. Saimak has a story "The Ring around the Sun", so there the main character has the same stuff - in the end he learns that he is a robot, and people simply subconsciously felt that something was wrong with him.
Dimelo

#8 Create a hobby
XXX: Take the Hammer
YYY: I can’t keep track of myself. Where do I go to the hammer
He only has to give food and everything.
I forgot to feed myself.
XXX: The Fish
They will just die silently.

The modern Russian army now includes five types of troops: land, air, naval, missile and space and polite troops.

Monuments two=) One "Fatherland-mother" in Kiev, another "Fatherland-mother calls" in Volgograd=)
His croton.

It is intolerable! Motherland is an image that was used both in time and after the Great Patriotic Soviet propaganda. Thro the former USSR and even beyond it, there are far more than 2. Volgograd is the most popular, Kiev is the largest.
Volgogradz

The word “can’t” is the entire vocabulary of Conscience.

A friend once asked me to hack the password from the server. The ex-admin left without leaving any data. I found a program that shows the password behind the stars, installed, enabled - nifiga! All the same stars. I found another one – the stars again... Only a day later I realized that the password was 12 stars!

and Barack Obama:
Do you need Alaska? Take it! But note that in response to this we will freeze the accounts of five other Russian officials!

Before you start a relationship with someone, make sure it’s not me.

I am a Scottish girl. I am easy to buy, difficult to notice and impossible to take away.

The question of how to write - "in Ukraine" or "in Ukraine", slowly falls away by itself.
Read more about "In Russia"

Timofey
It is in communion.
Timofey
Here they put the sweethearts, Indian music, and fell asleep
Timofey
The cactus was placed on the floor, and the cactus was placed on the floor.
Timofey
And then the guys told, come in, do not breathe in the room, the monsoon is playing, in the center of the cactus
Timofey
Two bodies in beds.
Timofey
and drug addicts)

I write and cry. The people!! If you ever see a cactus falling from a shelf... don’t catch it!!! In any case!! Let yourself fall...

From the designer and designer:
The carpenter: Once again, you’ll take such a rough border and I’ll come to you at night with soap and rope.
I will hang myself.
In front of your eyes
To make you feel ashamed.

Here's what you think will happen if you plug the enabled vacuum cleaner into your eye
...
Fuck it...
The blue? 😉
WOWU-UHU
Congratulations to you 12.
What did you congratulate me with?
I congratulated myself - today I am going to record the number of idiots in the contact list.

When Lady Gaga grows old, it will get bored and no one will need it - let it take the nickname "b/u Gaga".

The young man arrived after 2 weeks of leave with his parents, SMS literally :)
Q: Who ate my salad? What about the mirror? by 09:20
R: Who did you bring? by 09:22
Q: Who got into my computer? by 09:25
Q: This subscriber called 1 time, the last time it was today at 09:27.
Q: Where is my second toro??? by 09:54

I like to fuck lawyers.
Me and the client.
I - term 1 week, position for three days in reserve, can not hold for a long time, deficit
K is Without a contract to pay.
2 weeks of writing a contract, all their lawyers are not so
They signed and...
The store is empty, 16 weeks.

K is So this is the draft agreement???? to
I'm happy to get lost, I can't sign it anymore!!!! to
I have a separate translation!!! to

The result of the work of a lawyer - I am without a margin, a factory without a plan, a craftsman without a premium!! to
A lawyer?? to
A lawyer with a prize, he almost signed the entire contract!

of expensive employers.

The employer sent me a letter.
xxx: "I have a lot of links to different websites, etc. and etc.
I worked with cocos and they struck me with them.
Could you remove them?"
Xxx (facepalm)
YYY: What is happening here?
I thought on Friday too.
xxx: then asked the leading questions on the topic, what is the "website "
xxx: and when I opened the letter, I first read "I have in my pulse" and thought "What, bleat?and "
Yyy: I was more interested in his cooperation with cocos