Chat a group of students, all – guys and one girl (that’s me). The chat has been silent for a week, and here I ask in which audience we have the state exam tomorrow. In half an hour I will go to read the answer - and there are already hundreds of posts discussing gay porn. O_O

I’ll move my baby-sitter into a different direction.
I am angry with mommies who have an atrophic instinct of self-preservation. These fools have a very bad habit of climbing on the unregulated pedestrian crossing by pushing a wheelchair in front of them and regardless of who is there or not. Idiots, fucking, a child’s wheelchair doesn’t make you invulnerable!!! So what hero are you jumping out of the wheelchair on the road? I can’t stop with all my desire!! Because it’s on the roads!! to
I don't want to live myself - okay, nobody cancelled natural selection, but the child is there?! to

The coincidence of life goals, etc.

Is there anything that can lie to your face? I told my then bride that I wanted two to four children, and I would not go for adoption/adoption. In response I heard, “I dream of becoming a mother, but you have to make money so that we can provide.” OK, three years later I am no longer a student and I make money, I will start talking about children again. In response, I get hysteria, petitions to adopt someone and gradually it turns out that my wife has a deep psychosis on the topic of childbirth and she is not going to go to the doctor with this problem.

I am preparing for divorce.

I said that the cock and the glass are homeomorphic.

Nippon is like that. A glass of homeomorphic cubes, balls and so on. And the cock has a hole through the mouth to the poop. He is homeomorphic touru and circle. And this is only if the respiratory system does not connect with the digestive as in mammals. This is when we drink water and it can get into the trachea. In this case, the cock is even more difficult.

As long as you will see instead of a puppy a pet in need of training, do not expect anything good from her, especially obedience. Anyone perceives this attitude as a sting, and already a teenager with hormonal drives, inflated maximalism and with a lack of life experience... Try to see in a person first.

It is a pity that they did not talk to me.

xxx: Today in the TC was heard a stupid question: "Why are TVs different?"
But the seller of goods, not confused, said: “These are the things that Bosch created.”

for different conditions of viewing.

In the young month of April, snow falls in the old park.

strange men, you tell them that "you are temporary", are offended
A must say - "constant" are scared

In Perm, the illegal trade in woven socks has been stopped. The police blocked the noscotraffic, carrying out raids on several noscopritons. Dependents remained without socks.

to this:

Observations of life:
They will escape before the beginning of difficulties, which are not difficult at all.
Driving the child before school for preparatory courses (four lessons, but need to be transferred from the office to the office)

I would also escape from such meaningless spending of time.transfer of children from the office to the office can not be organized without the participation of parents? The offices are in different countries, what? It was crazy, fucking. Maybe even in the kindergarten should sit with the child and wipe him?

His son is already in second grade and still sick once every two years. The sea does wonders. I advise everyone.

So where do you come from, ladies and gentlemen, with simple decisions for all cases of life?? to
One hardening solves all health problems, the other guessed the book to the child to read and now confident that he knows everything about education. Now the sea air helps us from all diseases, go!
And if I live on the shore of the sea in Primorsko-Ahtarsk, I harden everyone as sweet and the children are ALL equally sick - how to be? Let’s go, I want to know about another panacea.

In search queries, before entering text you need to warn people "Everything you type will be used against you in advertising!".

Do you have an admin 1C? Who serves.
The Director 😉
What a shit.
Give me her number.

It happened to my ex-girlfriend. One day I visited her parents for the first or second time, I don’t remember. The acquaintance went well - somehow immediately liked each other, went to them at the country. Summer, beauty... And so, I’m sitting half lying in the room, my girlfriend comes in and asks me to open the door to the toilet, say, it doesn’t open, it’s spelled. I approach the door and try to open – scroll the pen. Well round such a very common type of lunch... the castle does not give up. I look closely at the castle and see that the core stands horizontally, that is, closed from the inside. I, not long thinking, loudly and confidently report that there is someone there. And, about myself, marrying the foolishness of my girlfriend, I lie down again on the couch with the appearance of a winner and a great erudite. And here comes my girlfriend, and laughs so that tears flow. And he says in a whisper, through a laugh, “You are what, fool? There, my mother is stuck, asking for help to open!” “There’s somebody there...” Genius, fucking.

I hate people who joke with serious face expressions. My dad always jokes. Because of his jokes, I did not go to school in the third grade. He wakes me up in the morning and says, “Nina! “Will you go to school or do you go to school?” Naturally I chose the second. Then my dad punished me.

We took to the department, with a trial period, a young nurse. In the morning, the blood collection was commissioned by a new woman. She approaches me in a few minutes, her eyes shine, the task is done. So smart, so fast. I go into the procedure, here they are, blood probiotics, beautifully standing in the stall, all the twin brothers are nameless... Well I forgot to paste the names, well what to scream...

Remember the joke about the buyer in the computer game store:
Do you choose which game to buy?
No, I choose what to download from torrent.
And I remembered this joke when I chose my backpack in the store, and then ordered the model I liked from the phone on the Internet, because there is cheaper.

A person is called versatile, if there are many cockroaches in her head with different interests, feelings, habits, wishes...

Completely agree with the 19907 debt, debt already with your video!!! to

Today on the radio work suddenly included children's songs of the times of the USSR.
Suddenly I remembered the choir of my music school, where almost all the girls sang. A concert, rows of white straps, white shirts and white socks, clear children's eyes and "speed without dropping on the twists", "Truss doesn't play hockey" with gentle angelic voices.