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[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149780
 16.03.2018
I have not been to the clinic for ten years, be aware of the animal who is treated for MY OMS contributions.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №149779
 16.03.2018
Do not lie to yourself or people. Women who have achieved enormous successes in science, art or politics do not engage in children, no matter how many they have! Children are either raised by grandmothers or are hired by specially trained people. Because for a doctor of medical sciences, a famous ballerina, or a minister, cooking and washing the pot is stupid and uninteresting. No, she will manage it. But this will even cope with the dumb after the PTU. And it is from them that the classic nurses are obtained, because in addition to the children's cockroaches, they have nothing to take their lives, unlike Belarines or ministers.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №149778
 16.03.2018
We think with our minds, not instincts. In my opinion, only IVF and need to leave to carry guaranteed healthy embryos.

And now turn your head on and read what is going on with IVF - a woman. It is enough for a man to be put into a bowl, and it is free. And the grandmother is first squeezed with hormones to cause multiple ovulation, then squeezed with hormones to plant the embryo (and they are not squeezed, and all this is repeated and repeated). Pregnancy-birth is not sugar, and this is all in addition. Fuck my mommy.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №149777
 16.03.2018
I came once with a two-year-old child to a dermatologist about a strong diathesis, including on the neck from the back. The doctor said that it was not an allergy, it was a BRABANOM NATER!
He was always wearing a drum on his neck. After receiving the doctor, the child urgently demanded to buy the drum, we did not have it.)

A very common situation, almost every second drum rubs, you.

[ + 48 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149776
 16.03.2018
Let’s make an indigenous Russian who knows Uzbek, Tajik or Kyrgyz language the rule, not the exception.

Do you want to go to Hertha?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №149775
 16.03.2018
for this and other things.

Valinor returned from work to the country from morning to morning at work from morning to lunch in the dining room in the dining room and then ate pizza in the restaurant in the cafe at the coffee and tea festival in the skype cafe in Moscow on the street Gagarin Moscow city school is located in the Elagino place.

Great request, you could not fail to post your schizophrenic nonsense here, because you are late.
thank you.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №149774
 16.03.2018
To live as you want is not selfishness. Egoism is when others have to think and live as you want. – Oscar Wilde
Let’s do that and stop. I suppose people are not concerned with the details of your life - born / not born, completed / premature - until these details affect outsiders.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149773
 16.03.2018
If nurses (housekeepers, chefs and others) are so expensive, then why is she, all such a poor-unfortunate-lossing qualification in the decree is much cheaper?

My dear wise man! When you (don’t give God) have to look for a nurse for a lying elderly relative, you will be surprised to find that a nurse can be more expensive than you, such a qualified and sought-after. Simply because in addition to the work of difficult, requiring high qualification - but interesting and prestigious, there is work dirty and hopeless, giving nothing to the mind or heart, which just few people agree to do, so it is highly valued. Such work, in particular, includes the work of a babysitter for foreign babies and a dirt cleaner for foreign people. And the chance to hire such an employee is only in people with an income much higher than the average in their place of residence - or where cheap gastarbayters go. But not everyone is so lucky, haha. Therefore, men, use for now the free labor of your wives and do not offend them. The next generation of males will be harder - fools to take everything on and catch the defects less and less.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №149772
 16.03.2018
At the corporation, a colleague - a bald forty-year-old man who loves to teach everyone to live, broadcasts to the subverted youth:
Real men don’t look back. I never look around! Abandoned women, abandoned jobs – everything I left behind is no longer worthy of attention.
The girlfriend (melancholy)
Well, now, at least, it’s clear who in our office toilet constantly leaves behind a sealed toilet.
The speaker stunned and silenced for a short time.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №149771
 16.03.2018
We changed the management at the enterprise, inspectors were immediately sent from Moscow. When I was asked how much I get here, I honestly replied that 20,000 rubles (this is actually the case). The Moscow inspectors did not believe that such money could somehow live and instead of raising my salary, they organized an official investigation against me to find out where I could get the money.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №149770
 16.03.2018
Personally, I don’t see any difference between the clicks, the watches, and the local eugenics, who want to get health reports before conception. Both one and the other should fuck off other people and not go into someone else's life with sweat.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №149769
 16.03.2018
Melomanium: Due to the constant inspections in the subway there was a burning desire on the inside of the bag to stick an aluminum scotch in the form of the word yuh and no longer hush, on the offer to go for inspection, but to do it with joy.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №149768
 16.03.2018
Seven months without marriage
Born seven months old. Until the ninth grade, he had regular colds and was weak and chilly, despite his mother’s constant suffocating care. In the ninth grade he sent his mother (mindfully) into the ass and went to the pool. In six months of swimming somehow unnoticed hardened and stopped getting a serious cold. From the tenth grade, he went to pull the iron. The frequency of colds was reduced to once every three years, the duration of illness - to a day. And overall health has changed very noticeably for the better. So to be born prematurely is half the trouble, but to live prematurely or normal - it depends on us.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №149767
 16.03.2018
The poverty line is usually double.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №149766
 16.03.2018
Commentator of the chess tournament of the contenders, Grandmaster Sergey Shipov said that in his childhood, Oleg Tabakov was given to the chess circle of the Pioneer Palace, where he began to play successfully. In the neighborhood there was a drawing circle, where the number of girls significantly exceeded the number of boys. Once, the director of the drawing club asked the chess manager to borrow three boys for the mass match. Three boys left, including Tobakov, who remained there for the rest of his life.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №149765
 16.03.2018
Grandchild, what are you doing?
“I’m in the contact, grandmother, you won’t understand.
Why do I not understand? “Lyala sweet girl” in your friends is me!

[ + 35 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149764
 16.03.2018
"14 March in the coworking YellowRockets will be held a third round. This time it will be discussed Docker, with a selection of practical cases..."

I can’t get rid of the feeling that this is written by a person who really wants to work abroad, but no one is waiting for him there.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №149763
 16.03.2018
> And hercules then what is it?

And Hercules is Hercules, who is sick with pediculosis. Inf is 100%.

Another version: herculosis is like pediculosis, only instead of lice - oatmeal.
Most often bearishes are sick.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №149762
 16.03.2018
Damn, it didn’t work, Othello failed.
Maybe an Acacia?
But it doesn’t sound bad either.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №149761
 16.03.2018

Could Theresa go to the phone?
She is sleeping.
If you wake up, tell me that Vladimir called.
What does "If" mean?

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