And the falling server - it was like the DNS and turned into a porn warehouse? and :)

The command ship of the Ukrainian Navy "Slavutich" in Sevastopol raised the Russian flag, reports on Sunday the agency "Kryminform".

The cleverest Cat Behemot: and the destroyer of the Americans went far? Could we still be able to raise the Russian tricolor?

Think of books. Finding a company to walk with a single girl is a real feat. Google is really useless.

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here here :
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Nikito (12:02) if in utorrent you open the window "about the program" and then press T then the tetris will start

MOEF (12:04) can not be

MOEF (14:09) FUCK! Why? Why did you say this?! to
and...

How to turn the figure?! to
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The shooter up. A good game)

<saygon> [PEER]Dyxa: 8 cats on one, overcrowding, and she still slides

<[PEER]Dyxa> saygon: The cat is probably called Sasha and is grey!

(Female): No most sophisticated and colorful compliment from a man will ever compare to the simple request of the cashier to show a passport when buying alcohol.

Read the story of a daughter asking her mother if she was crying when Lenin died.
I remembered how one of my friends, also at the age of about 12, was seriously interested in parents whether they were singing in school "God keeps the King." This is really "so no one missed the age")

When I was six years old, I asked my dad if he was still a little boy when I was WOW.
Father (60 years of birth) answered this with a very serious look, saying, yes, daughter, my childhood fell on the Great Patriotic War. Your mother’s childhood was civil.

List of mentioned books, look for more :)
# Books

Strugacki “The Predatory Things of the Century”
Andrei Zhvalevsky “Here you will not be hurt”
Robert Heinlein, “A Stranger in a Strange Country”
Glenn Cook, Chronicles of the Black Squad
Robert Silverberg, The Chronicles of Maghipur
Larry Niven, “The World Ring”
Arthur Clarke, The Odyssey (both)
Robert Heinlein, “Star Infantry”
Robert Heinlein, “The Door to Summer”
Henry “The Noble Trickman”
J. Williams, “Heroes from Nowhere”
Robert Asprin, The MIF Corporation
Strugacki “City Destined”
Isaac Asimov, “Pasteet from the Goat’s Cake”
Nikolai Basov “Lotar Yellowheaded”
Frank Russell, The Nearest Relatives
Mikhail Weller, The Adventures of Major Zvyagin

The boss was looking for you.
WOW: That he wanted?
Noah... I don’t know.
WOW: Did he say anything at all?
He noticed a striking resemblance between you and the male genitals, on which ears grow in a striking way. Before that, he asked where you were.

Toilet paper is professional, for whom?
Patients of the intestinal infections department.

The idiotic expression "little" in relation to the child had to be heard.
As for an adult???? to
The man of the half-page, #13829/ describes the patients of the wife-therapist, calling her at the same time *small*... is it now fashion?

XXX: How do you feel about the table role-playing games?
YYY: Right on the table? MM is not bad :)

In an interview shown by the Ukrainian TV channel "Inter", Vitaly Klitschko spoke a phrase that is now actively discussed by bloggers. Probably, the former boxer and the current politician just rejected, but many consider this to be a true sign of the difficult opposition personality.

At the question of the host about what can now relieve tension in Ukrainian society, Vitaly Klitschko began the answer with the phrase: “I want to pay attention to the fact that I met with many police officers who died, with people and demonstrators who died, and everyone asks the question...”.

The story of a guy who was embarrassed, walking with a girl in the park, and the second, who suggested him how to behave.I am just sure that the second is the son of the first, who came from you know where. He tried to secure his birth.

Fans of jokes about the Russian mail, like the Russian mail - they will not get to them, that it is not funny.
Suzorik

xxx: my husband stunned me with stories about how in his childhood his mother cooked manna meat with sausage... that is, the sausage is cooked, the sausage is roasted on top and chewed.
And here we finally reached the point where I agreed to such a perversion and prepared this for him for breakfast.
While he was eating, I was going and asked him to put me cakes with him in a container.
XXX: and he tossed her with a sausage...
D is pleasant.
X: So I actually do what, Julia, it’s really delicious!

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3 months going to try this miracle, finally decided, I eat, really delicious, give more recipes)))

Usually on my weekends, as I wake up, I go out with the dog and on the way back, sometimes, I tie it near the store and go to buy bread. But often, I forget about bread and want to go out again. This time I gathered with thoughts and came home with a bowl of fresh.
Have you taken bread?
I: Yes, here is he.
My wife: I see. Where is the dog?

Yandex decided to show on its Russian server Crimea as part of Russia, and in Ukrainian - as part of Ukraine.
Yyy: So maybe it wasn’t necessary to take Crimea, they just changed the map and everyone thinks it’s Russian, it would be cheaper.

How often do I write in letters "Dear..." just because I can’t convince myself to write "Dear....

Today, almost all the heads of world powers are tragically killed.
They broke out of laughter when they learned that Ukraine is claiming a place in the ‘G8’.