I am a single father, my daughter at the moment is almost 5, and as strangely sick quite rarely, you just need to be able to harden your child and not bite.

From here I burned. Your single child rarely gets sick, and all those parents who have at least one sick every month, it turns out, just can’t harden children. Either one is hardened, and the other, presumably, is overwhelmed. Probably specifically. Such stupid ones.

It happened yesterday. The girl came home for love. I was prepared like a clever Vasya: I bought flowers, went to the pharmacy, put on my best trousers. I come to her, and it turns out, her parents asked under any pretext to get me to repair their computer!

If the girl says to you, "Go find another, better than me!" This means that you must answer, “I don’t need anyone but you!“Not to run away with the scream of URA!”! to

PolyMorph: I am overwhelmed by power! Potatoes with chicken.

There is such a book series "Lunar Chronicles" - old fairy tales in the spirit of non-scientific fiction. A few girls, but not summers, but quite themselves with the story. Cinderella cyborg (not a splinter, but by law like any cyborg belonging to the guardian), Rapunzel is a talented programmer, who was settled on the satellite for operation, etc. Behind the "Russian" there is generally a robot who fell in love with a man and, illegally transplanting his "personality chip" into an escort-droid with the appearance of a beauty (old, with a non-functioning speech apparatus), eventually helping a loved one to stay with the girl he loves himself.

I’ll give up my five copies.

I don’t think that women are so upset at night not to sleep, wipe up vomiting, wash out diarrhea and wash the tueva chuchu diaper. (Not to mention that there is an opinion that giving birth is hellish). But the state really needs an average of 2 children per woman to support the population at the same level. Therefore, it is fair to pay these women a salary at the rate of low-qualified staff (pediatric nurses-cleaning workers) for the time when she does not work in her main profession. But what this salary is called a benefit is misunderstood.

I repeat the basic thesis: the benefit is not a gift, but a salary for an unpleasant, heavy, but necessary work for the state. Consider the decretnice as a public servant at freelance, and you will immediately get easier.

Two news in a row on Gittimes:
1) the Ministry of Finance prepared a bill on the total ban of bitcoin
The Australian government has pledged to abolish the cryptocurrency tax
Indeed, two worlds are two Shapiro.

Everything is in human hands, but especially effective weapons.

When my sister and I were young, we wanted an elephant. Mother said that we will have an elephant...Only under one condition: he will be headed to the parent’s bedroom, and pop, respectively, to us in the nursery. They and Dad will feed him, and we will clean up. We have refused)

The doctor comes to the sick child. He sees his younger sister running barefoot on the floor.
“Well, sweetheart, put on shoes, or you will get sick.
After leaving the doctor, the mother notices that the girl is still running barefoot.
Have you heard what the doctor said?
He said I was beautiful.

What if a daughter is born?

No other girls! I will have two sons!

The Brothers Vachovsky also thought so.

I hear a voice from the neighboring room at 2 o’clock at night, “You don’t want to sleep, I’ll show you the cock,” I see my brother squeezes like a psycho quickly, I ask, “What are you doing?” He: two hours in bed, the body of the fox does not want to sleep! I want to want!

I went with my grandfather into the woods for mushrooms, he pulled off on a foam with shovels, and I saw that the bushes were shaking, I looked, and there were a few pigs) I shouted " Grandfather! Look what pigs" ) so fast grandfather never ran... he grabbed me, threw me up on a tree, he himself walked on a neighboring branch, so sat for an hour and a half, until this tree reached the head angry cock)

I come for the challenge. The old woman was sick on the street. I take her into the car, I begin to help, but in vain - she died right on the bearings. I need to go to Morocco. Going to the substation, I ask the sanitary practitioner (the ambulance student of the first course of the medical institute) to inform the dispatcher that we have an exitus (exitus) in the car - usually so in Latin - indicates the case of death.



The guy runs into the control room and asks in a loud voice: "We have coitus (coitus) in the car, what to do?" Poor confused close to the sound of the word, because in the first course so much new information!



The reaction of the attendees was quite adequate to the heard: “What is this??!“The coitus. Where is it?!! In the car. In the car, it can’t be.



If you don’t believe it, go see it yourself.” And here a crowd of highly interested colleagues crashes from the spot and rushes to the sanitary car, in the salon of which next to the deceased old lady sits your submissive servant... Naturally, the homeric whisper was heard in the neighboring street, and stories about it were enough for a long time.

He told me the story of this file. He was in class sixth or seventh. They were instructed to write a statement on the house, approximately according to this text: "There was a mighty Shah in the East. The caravans often passed through his city, and the caravans often endowed him with strange objects. One day I gave three dolls to the chess team. Chess did not know what to do with them and called a wise man. The wise man took the straw and put the first doll in his ear. The salmon came out through the mouth. The wise man explained that he was a bad man, what you say to him, he will dispel everything. The wise man put a straw in the ear of the second doll, and it came out through the other ear. The wise man explained that he was also a bad man, in his one ear flown out of the other. He inserted the straw to the third doll, and she didn’t come out. This is, says the wise man, a reliable man.”

Time passes and the lesson begins. The teacher said to whom she added, "And this I left for the end!" And began to smell. He reads: “I gave three dolls to the chess. He took the first doll and put it in her, and she had a straw from her mouth. He inserted the second doll, and she had a sludge from the edge. He put in the third doll, and it didn’t help her. “A good doll,” he thought of chess.

He listened to a conversation between two girls (approximately 10-11 years old) on the playground. One of them is called Maya, and the other I do not remember how, we will call her Dasha.

D: I’ve heard you’re looking for someone to give your fish?! to

M is yes.

Q: Have you found anyone?

M is no.

D: Give them to me!

M is NO! Never ever!

I was very interested here)

D: Why is it?? to

M: I gave you a hammer that year, so you drowned it!

D:...It was already my hamster, I exchanged it for chocolate with you...

I’ll be afraid of this...

I want to share a rather funny case from my studies in honey. I took an examination in anatomy. While I was preparing for my ticket, one cute girl answered and one of her questions was from the dentist (we are therapists ourselves). The examiner mocked her a little (it was seen that he was pleased with her answers) and the last asked how many teeth are changed (a question of the kind of the lightest, even the twins knew that only one-milk to permanent).

The girl so stunned and said:

and two!

The teacher asks interested:

And what ones?

D: Well, the milk dick for permanent, and the permanent for gold!

The whole room was worn out, and I remember it was put 5 )))

Wake up the disc store. It was 10 years ago.



Mother and 15-year-old daughter arrived.

- My daughter bought a disc with referrals from you, and she was given two, the teacher said that she wasn't writing.



A boy of 19.

I bought a collection of courses from you in jurisprudence. And there they are old, I had to send all night links to articles, just got 3 - return the money.

On what basis?

I am a lawyer! Now I am filing a complaint to the city administration, you will be covered immediately.



Children's encyclopedia of Cyril and Methodius was released on 1 DVD disc or 3 x SD, a box 3 times larger, respectively.

Do you read the DVD?

- Yes

Here is the disc.

Give me something more.

If you have a drive reading DVD you will be more comfortable using the DVD version.

- What do you rub me, give me where more discs, why do I need a small encyclopedia?

Something has happened lately all at once. Failure, money and so on. and etc.
I go out of the store, upset. I turn my head to the right, and at twenty meters, near the transformator cabin, a couple kisses. The wind, the shit around, the washing, and they kiss.
Just like I was in my childhood. raised the mood.

to this:
It is fun to see how the concept of "premium" was transformed. From a fairly rare plush to a compulsory bucket. Something like teas, which was once at your discretion, and now is almost not obligatory and at least 15% more.
............
And do you not know that now we under the premium do not understand the premium, in its original understanding, but simply "not mandatory", and for the frequent and not official part of the ZP with the minimum salary :(