Christine (13:32:38 14/03/2009)
I go to the bus yesterday, a guy comes in, he is 25 years old, with a wooden table and a chair, puts all this thing, sits at the table, gets half a beer and starts drinking...)))))))))))

I remember being taken to the army. The date of departure is set in a month. And I studied in Insta (one was expelled, I enrolled in the other, but the delay no longer works). Do them, went to the inst all this month, to see the people, and about the army of the current to the dean said - say do not expel, when I return - I will continue to study. So, I called a friend from the army after half a year, she said that a history teacher a week ago asked me to pass, so that I stop missing classes - otherwise I will be expelled and I will go to the army...

XXX is
Newton took a triangular prisma and said, “Triangular prisma, give me strength!” and turned into Seilor-Newton and went to fight with apples falling on civilian people’s heads.

Now they are constantly saying that the perfect breast should fit in a man’s palm... and what do girls with a 4m size do? T.T
Poor girl, don’t get upset! I’ll come back, I’ll be sorry ?

He decided to stick over his girlfriend, took some tube with cream, apparently childish, and demonstrately showing her said: can we get away? I have a vaseline. Why did she start to roast. He roasted for 4 minutes without a break. It turned out that this very "vaseline" was called "I myself" )))))))))))))

I don’t understand why the inserts are called Always, not Sometimes.

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I officially declare to the one who enters my backpack every day in the subway: this department is always empty, and in the other - only records. I could have seen it two weeks ago. :D

I have great breasts, just in your palm.
This is classic :)
XXX is ergonomic.

She saw your status—not married—and decided to offer you to marry!)
Better to meet you XD

I – O what?

She - I want to marry for you) O_o

Go on. go on.

It's my turn to speak o_o

The rest is different from the scarcity of the range.
by Yuri Tatarkin

This story was told to me by a friend of Sasuke. From the first person.
When the All-Union disarmament bombardment began, on our missile bases
The Americans and other potential enemies. Here is
and in our missile unit near Chelyabinsk (near 400 kilometers),
There were three American inspectors. Because I am
I knew more or less English, and I was attached to them. Although, as
Later it turned out, in vain, two of the three spoke quite tolerantly.
in Russian. Well inspected our part and the next point of them
inspection was part of under Khabarovsk, the command decided that if I
They suffered a week, then another two or three weeks will not go away from me. and
I was attached to them until I was fully removed from the glorious USSR.
It was a preamble.
Now the ambulance.
We arrive at the airport after a good banquet. Loaded in
The aircraft (which I don’t know, but I don’t know exactly) took off.
15 minutes after the boarding machine took off, stumbling somewhere in the corners,
improvised pad from the faner, on which: a flag,
sliced fat, salt cucumbers, two open cans of canned food and four
Metal Army Circles. Says something like, “Fortunately.
He spilled the alcohol and got the second flag with water. I thoughtfully looked
to the pilot’s cockpit and said, “Not according to the rules, of course, but you
The guests put the circles in front of us. Americans, opening their eyes, friends
I shaken my head and drank. U.S. boat engines, in
He looked at me with respect and went into the pilot’s cabin. Loss of Eyes
and the hanging of the jaw increased, after the commander, the second pilot
And the assailant, shouting, was taken on his chest. One hour after three.
The Russian-speaking American is tired of knowing where we are. and he
I addressed this question to the stormman. The attacker, looking down, gave
and coordinates. The American spotted and did not believe what the assailant, breathing,
He made a calculation and showed on the map, Americos does not give up and believes that
They divorce him like a loophole. The attacker, once again breathing deeply, said:
"In 15 minutes on the left of the boat Krasnoyarsk will be visible." In 15 minutes
On the left side of the boat is Krasnoyarsk. Americans are in shock. The Commander,
The one who came out to us to melt and take another portion, asking, "And how?"
He explained that the assailants in the Soviet Air Force are being selected by special forces.
He can remember all the coordinates of the planet Earth and sometimes he himself.
He is afraid of his invader’s mind. The Overseas Guests Drink
Alcohol, but before the landing in Khabarovsk kept the grave silence.
The fact is that this route the crew has been flying for no more than a year, and all
The attachment to the area the assailant really knew.

Don’t call me the only one, I won’t buy it.
I did not call it! I just said that the fucking little!!! to

Who knows how to close the banner so that the porn page does not open???? to

Junk: I put a new aska!!! to
New: The Young Man
Junk: and you’re still painting a portrait!! to
New: The Young Man
Don’t call me a good man!!! to
Junk: It makes me angry!! to
The young man who reacted
Junk: I will grow up and kill you!!!! to
You have a purpose in life.
Junk: The Fuck!! to

Dialogue with the Alcatraz on the street:
A: Brother, sorry how to get to the subway
There is no metro here.
A: How is it?
I: Well yes
A: And where am I? O_O
I am in Voronezh
A: the blue (

Scientist (23:47:38 12/03/2009)
Give me one butter.
Scientist (23:47:45 12/03/2009)
That is shit hunting.
Scientist (23:47:53 12/03/2009)
:-D and :-[
D.MYXA (23:48:03 12/03/2009)
To drink a fish.
Scientist (23:48:32 12/03/2009)
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And every little boy, barely sinking,
Hardly a coward can get up.
He considers himself a prince.
Doubts are hardly the boy.
The boys are looking for a queen.
Everything is so – Niibasa
The fourth has no size?
You are what? Ohhhhhhhhhh? You are infected!
Even if I let go, I allow.
Yes, we don’t know – but what, there’s a problem?
Do you not want? A cold fool, I know.
I am the best! You don’t get into the topic!
The work? And the naked? to study? You went...
Wouldn’t it be better to fuck your friends?
Fucking, smoking and, of course, beer!
This is all you need for years of life.
They blink black, and do not blink.
And weep in the same body,
Brent on guitar about life unhappy
The nearest entrance is very difficult.
Years are passing. Boys are growing too.
The boys are growing beer bottles.
Plant, vodka, house and a blurred sofa,
The TV flashes the screen again.

Everyone chooses their fate for themselves.
Everyone is responsible for choosing,
Normal girls are enough.
Normal people don’t need that.
c) Volt

I got a phone call: "Come to the massage salon!"
And then I called ICQ: "Test your IQ!"
And then Mosilla called, and with tears asked, "My sweet, good, buy gallos, until they became more expensive!"
And then called FireLis, said nothing, hanged.
And then called outlook, also issued some crack.
And then I called IE, Asked 50 y.e.
Then they called at the door, and said, “Participate to the true faith.”
And then they knocked on the window - This pigeon brought guano.
I am not sorry, but the bird is pleasant, and it is absolutely free!
And again FireLis: "Sell Viagra! Visit our website x-x-x porn-ru!"
I’m angry and how embarrassing: "Block the porn site!"
"A Megasex website?" "I don’t want anything! Also block it!"
I didn’t sleep for three nights, I was tired. I got this spam!
"We will stretch your genitals!" "The best bordell in Italy!"
"Sell the Moon!" "Buy an Elephant!"
And so on, and so on.
Oh, it’s not easy to do – catch a bot on the Internet!

I love Japanese anime, I love to contemplate a garden of stones, drink saké, admire pagodas and respect samurai. But the smokers are all ours.