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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №44935
 24.03.2011
The microwave oven patent was granted in 1946. The world's first UVC oven "Radarange" was released in 1947 by the company Raytheon and was not intended for cooking food, but for quick freezing of products and was used exclusively by the military (in military dining and dining military hospitals). Its height was approximately equal to a human height, weight 340 kg, power - 3 kW, which is approximately twice the power of a modern domestic HVAC oven.
If you put an egg in that shit, it fucking goes.
Yyy: You would with this comment and this stove in the museum...
XX: The British Scientists
YYY : LOL "British scientists have proven that fucking ohueno"

[ + 222 - ] Comment quote №44934
 24.03.2011
Hm, sp 3000$, gasoline 14 cents. And we can propose Gaddafi to become the presidents of the Russian Federation.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №44933
 24.03.2011
The excitement of students:
"we have not been able to get to the morge for a week, there are no injured >_<"

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №44932
 24.03.2011
From the RBC article:
A striptease researcher – a set of employees for such an unusual job announced last year by one of the American research institutes. The worker had to observe striptease dancers for 60 days and make certain regular recordings; the salary was 10 thousand. The US dollar"

It is summer!! What am I doing in the office?! to

[ + 37 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44931
 24.03.2011
A woman is a creature that is pleasant to touch not only from the outside, but also inside.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №44930
 24.03.2011
by Google VIO

What would you do to me if I was only 3 cm tall?

Yyy: I would send you to look for the G point.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №44929
 24.03.2011
According to our laws, 75% of the population of our country must sit and 25% - guard and wait for someone to come out so they can sit.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №44928
 24.03.2011
Imagination is included ?
What is she whispering about?
He: about your flexible body, gentle breaths in your chest and words of love on your beloved lips.
He: and about what you feel when my excited breath rolls hair on your body and slides over the curves)
I think it’s time to shave my legs :D

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №44927
 24.03.2011
You need to announce a variable with the name ForeverAlone somewhere in the code and never use it.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №44926
 24.03.2011
XXX is
Putin, Medvedev, the bomb, the FSB
The organs read us.

YYYY
Say hello in direct broadcast.

XXX is
Using this opportunity, I would like to send a greeting to the senior lieutenant Prokpenko Marina Vladimirovna.
by Marina! You have great breasts!

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №44925
 24.03.2011
The xxx:
We’ve been married to you for 10 years, and I think it’s time that this is my destiny and my best reward.
I have to ask for Alexis!

YYYY :
We’ve been married for 10 years and I think it’s time for you to be gay. What do you do, you married me - this is the seat! My foolish Alexei!

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44924
 23.03.2011
The PSG has happened :-)
I come to the director, he cries out to me to "clean the internet". Soap is not open. Well, I’m there and there... pings go to other servers. Other websites are opening up. I thought. On the other compass, the same thing. He walked into his house and saw that Tam. similarly.
I say: Sorry the internet you have, this server mayl.ru does not work.
Why is he not working with you? Go to rest.
I: He is in Moscow, we are in Yaroslavl. I think as long as I get there, they will fix everything themselves.
Do you have the internet on your server? So why did we buy it?

Somehow explained to the director the device of the Internet and what is a gateway with a firewall and DNS

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44923
 23.03.2011
Now on the beacon he heard: “The President of Venezuela blamed capitalism for the death of life on Mars.”
Where do they get such nonsense?

[ + 110 - ] Comment quote №44922
 23.03.2011
The brother loves to push the cat - so he loves that it ends all usually with the cat, screaming and crying, escapes. I hear him hold him back in the corner, kindly saying:
It is so hard to find the line between scratching behind the ear and madness.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №44921
 23.03.2011
I woke up with the thought: Session soon. I was upset. Then I remembered that there was no session, but need to work.

[ + 130 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44920
 23.03.2011
Remember your childhood: make yourself a sandwich from baking soda and butter.

[ + 67 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44919
 23.03.2011
Essence: usually after working in the shower ideas of the whole crowd of men. One of them left a little earlier yesterday.
There is a crowd in the shower. This is already dressed. Someone out of the crowd ' surprised' shouts:
'there is no h...I myself! Time is still your mom, and he’s already... in the mouth!and'

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №44918
 23.03.2011
23.03.2011 10:18:42, _EL
It was a mistake to sneeze at the boss’s phrase “I am what, an idiot?” when he argued with the customer on the phone.

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44917
 23.03.2011
"The classmate Vanja told me. He has a batist shirt with the inscription Sosa-sola. Purchased in Paris. A tomato spot on the chest. He kept it in a separate place in the middle of the closet for five years. All dreamed, his Nastya will return and get out of the soul in the Sosa-sole, as before. From loneliness he laid off his shirt on the couch, approached and smoothed. Such a romantic idiot. And all the acquaintances of the female sex, with all their breasts, lost a patch of mint in the closet. Vanessa did not allow anyone to wear it.
But one day there was an economic paradise. She washed the sauce and dressed. A real batist, for a nightmare - ideal.
In Vanie's head there was confusion and imposition of images. He would go to Heaven, but could not in the presence of the Sosa-Sola. As life showed later, who has him in the sauce-salt, that is the favorite woman.
(C) Puzzled by Pope Mueller

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №44916
 23.03.2011
Found in anecdotes for March 24, 2007:

In the 2008 elections, the candidate will be elected president.
It promises to cancel the transition to summer time.

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