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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №27388
 16.03.2010
On the site of the game is a picture of a girl with large blue eyes. The girl looks at the objective. The first comment:
Laresss 15.03.2010 18:44
Everyone loves Hypno-Jabu

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №27387
 16.03.2010
<Ortedos> today in the subway saw the advertisement Forex club. We and Volodye Israel are on the stock exchange with help. Forex club, and we make good money". So I want to add "a to the money earned - we manage the country"

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №27386
 16.03.2010
A couple of weeks ago, when there was snowfall, I was rushing home by the swarms by the peacefully smoking Tajiks with blades. One of their bosses carried the snowfall behind me. The further dialogue:
What are you standing up, snows a lot!
A lot of money, and the same salary.

The philosophers

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №27385
 16.03.2010
111: That is what I thought. Our group can serve as an excellent example of a wireless network.
111: Everyone is communicating in bats - these are local networks. But in every bunch there is a person who communicates well with the head of the other bunch - this is the access point.
When you need some info, people from the same network question each other. If no one knows, the access point sends the question to the gateway from another bunch, etc. And then the answer broadly conveys its own.
222 Who is it?
111: I can’t say.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №27384
 16.03.2010
Deputy Chairman of the Committee on Investments and Strategic Projects of the Government of St. Petersburg I. A. Martyshko. You say it is reality.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №27383
 16.03.2010
I love dirty girls. When you embrace them, you feel like there is something between you.
(They are in charge.)

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №27382
 16.03.2010
Buy me a coat.
After the rain on Thursday.
Look out the window and go to the store.

[ + 86 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27381
 16.03.2010
Who is?Who, fucking, called the STS and asked for a wound???!!!! to

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27380
 16.03.2010
AlanF: One asks me
How many girls did you have?
Well her :
More than you.
She answers:
Do you want to bet?

I was bisexual =)

[ + 95 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27379
 16.03.2010
Previously, I was scared that they entered my room and touched my shoulder (and I was almost always in the headphones). I attached a small mirror to the monitor with a view of the door. Now I scare everyone.

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27378
 16.03.2010
For the creator of this world, when he mastered men, has clearly broken something in them; therefore they always demand from women the opposite of what they offer them: if a woman is easily given to them, men instead of gratitude assure that they can love with pure love only innocence. And if a woman wants to observe innocence, they only think about how to grab out the treasure carefully kept from her. And they never find rest, for the contradiction of their desires requires an eternal struggle between flesh and spirit.
Stefan Zweig

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №27377
 16.03.2010
Katherine (15:59:57 15/03/2010)
I didn’t have a new diet.
1 day of minerals
2 days of milk
Three days of minerals
4 days of carrots
5 days meat, vegetable bouillon
6 days of cheese
7 days of apples
and :-)

Husband (16:03:33 15/03/2010)
8 Days of Morga

Husband (16:04:06 15/03/2010)
9 Days of Remembrance

Husband (16:04:13 15/03/2010)
Everything comes together

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №27376
 16.03.2010
If a man is angry with you, it is not the most cruel thing. It’s cruel if he starts reassuring you.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №27375
 16.03.2010
and listened.

A wife, with an unhappy face, “tracks” her husband. “It’s all because of that young saleswoman in a mini and decoil. You, the old shit, went wrong and bought yourself short pants.
When I look at my pants, I am sad. Yes they are short. But in a moment I’m happy, I’ll change!

But my wife did not let. changed by herself.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №27374
 16.03.2010
These people live at our expense, they eat at our expense, they wave at our expense. They buy cars, villas and yachts at our expense, entertain themselves at expensive resorts at our expense, drop our money down on the prostitute, the ugly crap and the dumb crap.
And then they say we are violating their property rights by “illegally downloading torrents.”

[ + 106 - ] Comment quote №27373
 16.03.2010
Thank you very much to the drivers of trams, trolleybuses and buses for waiting or opening the doors to the passengers who are late!

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27372
 16.03.2010
The seminar. of foreign literature. theme "The Cathedral of Notre Dame of Paris"Hugo.
For those who don’t know, the priest was called Claude Frollot.
Sasha boy from our group
“Floro’s Crown... oh, Frodo Cloro’s Crown... Tfu, Floro Clodo, the Crown is silently waiting for the right option. The group hiccats. But the last variant of Serezhi’s boy drove the quiet Filfakov group into hysteria. Attention to!! to
The King Frodo!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №27371
 16.03.2010
Nothing contributes so much to the development of a lightning reaction as a suddenly folded sofa during a deep sleep.

[ + 75 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27370
 16.03.2010
I noticed such a feature that in all the movies the centaurs are very pumped creatures... fuck him with his hands and shoulder belt as they pump the press?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №27369
 16.03.2010
I was on the bridge today. A girl on a huge horse. The horse is indifferent to hundreds of opposing cars, peacefully cowardly forward. Madam is stylish. He does not look at the road.
Getting a slide in a huge slider.

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