A photograph of a girl on a nudist beach with a thread hanging between her legs from a tampon. The comments:
A thread on all the tampons.
What are you pulling out? What is heaven?
Could it be "Lipton"
This is FITIL!

Students of the Pediatric Faculty. A woman-professor demonstrates how to inspect a child (aged 4 - 5) in the department and asks him the question:
– Rabbit, how do you catch: cabbage or sausage?
(I give the answer literally):
Are you stupid? The shit!

I am standing in a computer store looking at the video cards. A girl enters the store and asks:
Do you have a wireless monitor cable?
I liked the seller’s response.
No, but they’ll start soon!! to

Why do you think Anderson has such strange, pessimistic and cruel tales? because his mother was schizophrenic!
Oh God, I’ll have Anderson!

7raul7 {07:40}: Everything!!! I am 27!! Fuck on the cakes, salads and gifts... I want to go to the military... And in general, they mocked the military. the ticket right home from the morning did not bring???!!! 8) is

The softness of the hair is given by the extract of cashmere.
The hair is made with bamboo extract.
Hair gloss gives extracts of goutalin.
And the lightness is the extract of foam.

What is sad?
Turkish: the server we bought fucking!
Did you cheat??? 8 cores, 12 GB of RAM, 10 terabytes of space... and he’s talking shit!
Dimon: our organization and then buy it can’t (
Turkey is shit! There is no place to put a normal sight, and the built-in games do not go.)

XXX: What are you doing?
I watch the series
XXX: What
Spartacus: Blood and Sand
YYY: True judging by the plot should be called Men: Fuck and Fight

I walk late in the evening with my dog in the woods (Labrador). He fell and ran away somewhere. The cry does not come and does not respond. I hear a voice like who. I go to the other side, my Philemon runs in front of him, and a man follows him, measuring at 10. The dog ran and sat in front of me. I’m starting to cheat him!!This is $"$ and I give a light pin. Then the man approaches and says:"You are pinning my dog? Your out in the bushes runs!"/ It turns out that Labradors are not just me...

[Ecler] I slowly take off your shirts.
[Ubagumov] ya medlenno dobavlyaiy tebua v ignore

Bolivia supported the military invasion of Libya. Just in case not to be confused...

Epic Feel watched today.
A girl with a guy.
Girl: "Why did you get stuck? Yes, I am immoral only because I am a fool!"
The girl just got into the hole, but what an effect!

X: There is such psychology.
X: removes from the spring handout state at a time
X: you wash the toilet, condemning him kind words... you are so good, you take all our bad things, then you take a chair, you sit on it, you put your feet in the toilet and judge which thread you press a button.
X: the first time you crack like an unusual
X: then the legs are refreshed and a pleasant lightness is formed.

I wanted to write a line from the song, "I can't stand up without your hand...", but my perverted imagination revised this option and I was ashamed.

What's the point with me going to you if you don't want me?
He: I do not know
She: Well, I could come here to make the order...
She: for sex

I play a bristanteed, the grandmother comes in and says:"Go eat". I pause, I go to the kitchen, I don't find the promised, I return, and she is already sitting and playing in the pastion.

FoxMulder: I’m on the bus in the morning.The crowd, Monday, the nerves. And the driver naturally seeks to advance at speed. People are not happy "You are not lucky!"
Drunk on the back seat, raising his head "No, so wood"

British scientists have proven that pressing a cross in the upper right corner of this window speeds the writing of coursework and graduate papers by 57%.

A good joke is laughed even by those who do not understand it.

A friend recently received several broken iPhone 3G (on spare parts).
At the customs decided to "warm his hands" in a naughty writing him a bill for expropriation, as for the new iPhone 4G.

Without saying a word, he went to the bank, paid, took witnesses and went to the customs.
There, giving the receipts and receiving the cargo, I was upset: "Where is my new 4G?“!”
The trial is going. You get a new 4G or compensation.

The lesson he taught was good – to note to those who receive and dismiss.