Conversation of Father with Daughter:
Dad, do you love your mom?
Of course! As much as I love!
Why don’t you go to her then?))

Designers caught up with humour: on one of the drawings everywhere was the name of the "colloquial".

M: I am an optimist! I'm singing the string, the line "x%y knocks on the width" sang as "x%y knocks on the shoes"!!! to
You are not an optimist. You are a fantasy.

Wife of Arshavin:
Dear, where have you been?! to
He played football!
Strange, but the shirt is dry and doesn’t smell at all!? to
I played for the Russian team.

No matter what we want, this is not a banana, but the eternal permanence of our collection.

A folder with porn is called "fapka"aqoustic

FFF: I just sneezed.
FFF: I am healthy
Mmm: You need to start a Twitter, you will be popular

Googled in Google "presents to a girl", he says maybe you meant "presents to a girl")) Google deals with a girl"!!))

Dmitry Medvedev believes in Russian automotive industry:
Dmitry Medvedev believes in Russian automotive industry
Dmitry Medvedev believes in Russian football
Dmitry Medvedev believes in Russian biathlon
Dmitry Medvedev believes in Russian sport
Dmitry Medvedev believes in Russian education
Dmitry Medvedev believes in Russian medicine
Dmitry Medvedev believes in the Russian army
Dmitry Medvedev is a confident man.

at work :
They brought the building for evaluation, an ordinary two-storey old building. We look at the technical passports of premises (like official documents).
1st floor: year of construction 1953.
2nd floor: year of construction 1952.

O_O

14:30:23: Today I came to work in a new coat, with a large, so puffy fur collar - a gray-white, long worship, well, a simple artificial fur. A colleague for a long time found out what animal he was from, not believing that it was artificial, but on the replica that it was a Chinese long-haired shuffle, he was somehow offended.

Vik: One such beautiful gentleman gave out:" You will find out what it means - "1FA9CC0C2CCC0CA94D5C2C1D"- I will come to you and give you all the little ones.and"
Vik: For three months I tried to understand what it was, analyzed the hash, conducted various cryptos, did not sleep at night, so much wanted. As a result, I accidentally stumbled upon the code table koi8-r on Wikipedia and translated: "I love you".
Fury, how I hate you.

toNikky.-> You can come =*

He wrote: and again on my poor cat, and while I was looking for something to wipe out, the cat began to lick himself, and my beloved said: here you see him like, and you spit.

I sent a message: "Sunny, will you fuck up at 9 o’clock?"
I couldn’t answer anything but: "I’ll fuck"

The Prisoner:
Did I go with my wife?
The Red Tank:
and ah. Lots of missing. She says that with your long she's more pleasant than with my short. With a short uncomfortable, you need to move to get, the muscles flow.
by Vova Štepsel:
Fuck guys, I know you are family friends and all that, but what are you talking about now?? to
The Red Tank:
Conducting the headphones. What did you think, shit?

I understand why the Japanese are shaking!! to
They just wake Godzilla up)))
Rise up, we’re fucking fucking!

The son says to his father, an avid driver:
Father, in the fields found circles with a diameter of 500 meters, found traces of oil, yet there are aliens.
Father: Half of the galaxy has gone by and oil is flowing.

This is the same stuff..... I was at work for the new year to make the lists of the participants of self-activity..... well, I had Babky-heads from the AHU department..... wolf and 7 goats..... red hat.... the theme of the fairy tale...........and then comes a man and says: I am a "rabbit!", what I say a rabbit I have no rabbits by the scenario.... wolf and goats from the beasts - choose... the whole department is rubbing over me. I was surprised... it turned out to be the deputy director of our general contractor, came to meet with a new accountant. His name is Rabbit.

Looking at the very puffy ass in front of the walking beauty, the husband and wife smile: the husband from lust, the wife from disgust.

It’s called guess the country. On the sidewalk, the yard slowly moves and the blade crushes the leaves on the road. Following him as slowly runs a cleaning machine and throws the leaves back on the sidewalk with a brush. At the corner, the courtyard enters this car and leaves. OO OO of Russia? Fig there, the courthouse is Ethiopia, the place of action is Israel.

Viper: Looking at the current weather, one thought comes up: This spring, the winter is successful.