Roma: Do you still want?
Doll: What do I want?
Rome: The Love
Doll of course!
Rome: Then come to Senegal tonight.
Puppet: It is cold there!
I will warm you.
Doll: How is it?
Rome is burning

There was a time, I moved from one pharmacy to another, that is, studied in one, worked in another.
I stand in the morning at the "school", a woman enters.
Do you have menthol oil?
No, it does not happen.
She leaves, I go and in half an hour I go to another, where I still work.
A woman enters...
Do you have menthol oil?
It does not...
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
The woman goes away looking around.
I really wanted to add that in the next pharmacy, he is also not there, but he did not squeeze.

The PTC. I met in the innet with the girl, met, talked, fell into the room and fucked up to the blue. Then they moved around the houses, settled in the inets.
He wrote in the aska: - Hello, did you do the day?
Fuck, I am getting married!! to

Call your parents now. Leave for five minutes, he will wait. Just ask how things are. Tell me you miss you. Tell me a funny quote.
It is important for them to know that you remember them.

Advertising banners in the middle of the basha page burn very hard in front of the bosses!

Sometimes you want the computer to be not just a box with chips, but a carrier of artificial intelligence, which could deliver real suffering for his fucking.

Girlfriend is like a demo version of the game. The gameplay is the same but you can never finish it.

News on mail.ru
"Parents can be fined for smoking children"
Before that, smoking was considered normal.

by Chizh:
American forum.You ask a question, then you are answered.
Israel Forum: You ask a question, then you are asked a question.
Russian forum.You ask a question, then you are told a long time what you are.

My brother is fooled!! to
Initially, MTs provided the service for free "Goodk", a month later automatically this service became paid. The guys first gave a hole, and then began to suck the bubble for it. But at least this was, and here is:
Previously, there was a service "Light calls in intranet roaming". Now (from 6 March, when everyone was busy preparing for Women's Day) it was renamed "Neighboring Regions" and made paid (31rd). in the mes. No SMS from the operator.
I’m not asking for the top, but I want to bring it to the maximum number of people. Be more careful!

How much do you do boxing?
Two to two months!
1-0 and now the champion of Estonia?
Well, I’m even low and didn’t fight.
1 is?
In Estonia there are no more boxers who are 14 years old and they weigh 114kg! I am the champion in my weight category.

If you don’t have money or food, you’re no longer my friend.and :(
There are a few more doors :)
My friend :D

How long is your hair on your feet?
He: I'll give up everything and start measuring, and if someone comes into my office?
Take the ambulance and go to the toilet.
We do not go to the toilet with ambulances in our company!

Only the strong can be righteous.

It smells like a joke, but a friend told me.
The friends had a parrot of the breed "Ara", he is so big, beautiful.
A huge claw. And so it happened that the bird had to leave.
They were attached to one companion for a while, and he had a cat who thought of himself.
If not in the world, then in the apartment. The puppy was brought into a cage.
put on the table and the cat immediately took a very hostile position, began
Threatening, threatening and so on.
But since the poppy is not a Canary, and the clove is serious, the present
The owner decided to open the cage and see what happens. The cell was opened.
The puppy came out and went to the cat, the cat first wooled the oak, into battle. but
Then somehow fell down and began to steep down the back, and the poppy knew himself.
Going on, the cat leaned his back to the wall, the poppy approached him.
He asked him, “Do you want a cup of tea?”
The cat sat under the couch for three days.

The smarter a man, the more honest he will be with you.

1 – Hi
2 – Hello
Can I cry in your jacket?
2: Well try it.
I am I am I am I am I am I am I am
1 thank you. It facilitated...

Ulka: I read today that there is environmental clothing.
Mmm... how is that?
Well, you bought eco-friendly shoes. You wear them, you wear them, and then they get bored. And you do not throw them to the landfill, but take them quietly into the forest, put them under the tree.
In two days you will be back in the woods and...
I: In two days you go back into the woods, and in your shoes is already loose. Satisfactory

Aquarium is an interactive TV for cats.)))

You were drunk yesterday!
...??? to
Throwing trash everywhere. And he shrugged his hand wide and said, "Dear, don't touch anything, I will clean it tomorrow!"