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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №44895
 23.03.2011
Surrendered to spam, ordered a tool for penis enlargement for just $50. Those dogs sent me a lump!

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44894
 23.03.2011
Irina M: Yesterday to the scientific director went...
With Vaseline?
Irina M: Masha, we are psychologists: we slowly eat out the brain, generating a sense of guilt, rather than roughly break into the inner world with claims!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №44893
 23.03.2011
I found online games for smokers.

waterland

For this game you will only need a pair of blades and binoculars. Draw the route to the sinking ship, slope on your feet, binoculars back (to reduce) to your eyes and advance to conquer the ocean pitches. If you have a large company of smoked in the sludge, then who knows what dangers fate will prepare you on the way to the treasure?

O_O

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №44892
 23.03.2011
Answers to Miley:

Question: Advice a very terrible Japanese horror

Answer #1: Include the news

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №44891
 23.03.2011
Comments on the program "Very Accurate Weights" in the AppStore:

I got up on the iPhone and the screen crashed!!! The fucking! And my weight has not determined, these are deceit.! to
YYY: The best of what is in the appstore! We now weigh the whole family (including grandmother and younger sister) on these heroin weights so that the dose is OK, thanks to the developers!
zzz: Great program, put a member on the iPhone, first simply, and then with eggs! showed 1.5kg!to check the program cut off his her and weighed the usual weights!!It is 1.5 kg!!I am glad the program is accurate.No money is unfortunate, sadly free!Now the true wife is already beginning to realize that I lost and I too!Or measure but don’t check like I do!

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №44890
 23.03.2011
Ta-dam: In short, I am standing at the stop at the ZBI( a boy such a district) I am waiting for a bus, going from the depths of the parenek area, in an adidas jacket jeans keparer, with a sports bag, also stands the bus to wait. He comes in, we sit down. We go, we leave the district, we begin to get closer to the center, here the most interesting thing begins to happen)) he removes a jacket, a hat, jeans, as it turned out, into high naiki, gets a short shiny jacket out of the bag, glasses are healthy, wears a watch, and everything "man" cleansed into the bag))) I cried yours just))))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №44889
 23.03.2011
I read microbiology. Next to Mom (M)
I: Under optimal conditions, the bacteria divide every 20-40 minutes... well, no figure for yourself.
M: Do you think every 40 minutes children would come?
I’m: Yes I’m sick!! How fast is it, km.
M: I do not have to. Snooping, or it’s been here...

[ + 77 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44888
 23.03.2011
From the film discussion:
No to video piracy!! Download only licensed copies.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №44887
 23.03.2011
<unibreakfast:> Printed, put a cup with water. She fell on the side of the keyboard, but (!) The water didn’t get out of time – I grabbed it and put it back!
<limited: >...
<limited:> How did you do that?
<unibreakfast:> I didn’t understand...
<unibreakfast:> yaya pprbval again - now cast out ):
<limited: >...

[ + 90 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44886
 23.03.2011
During the trial of the military trial in the Putin case, Viktor Ilyukhin served as the chief prosecutor...He excavated the facts related to the deliberate destruction of our missiles, military and bases and the space station. And here he suddenly dies. You also think it’s entirely coincidental, right?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №44885
 23.03.2011
In Africa, divorce is known for money, the so-called "Nigerian Letters". Materials of Wikipedia.

My name is Bakare Tunde, I am the brother of the first Nigerian astronaut, Major of the Nigerian Air Force, Abaka Tunde. My brother became the first African cosmonaut to go on a secret mission to the Soviet station Salyat-6 in the distant 1979. Later, he took part in the flight of the Soviet Union T-16Z to the secret Soviet space station Salyat-8T. In 1990, when the USSR fell, he was on the station. All Russian crew members were able to return to the ground, but my brother did not have enough space on the ship. Since then until today, it has been forced to be in orbit, and only a few Progress cargo ships supply it. Nevertheless, my brother is not losing his spirit, but he is eager to return home, to his native Nigeria. Over the long years he spent in space, his gradually accumulating salary amounted to $15 million. Currently, this amount is stored in a bank in Lagos. If we get access to the money, we will be able to pay Roscosmos the required amount and arrange a flight to Earth for my brother. The amount requested by Roscosmos is $3 million. However, we need your help to get the amount, as we, Nigerian public servants, are prohibited from all transactions with foreign accounts. Forever yours, Dr. Bakare Tunde, the leading specialist in astronautics.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №44884
 23.03.2011
Yandex news: Medvedev called Putin’s statements about Libya unacceptable!by 11
UUU: Don’t worry, Uncle Vova, Dima has just a transitional age, it will pass.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №44883
 23.03.2011
[22:30:29] N S C: Fuck, are you friends with interest?
Dt_Gradus: I even sleep with him

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №44882
 23.03.2011
I had a case at work in the bus fleet, my driver's instructor found a woman's bag in the bus cabin, well, I thought to leave it for now, not to find a lost one. The bus had to be repaired the same day. Well, he drives the bus into the boxing zone and leaves until tomorrow. It’s coming in the morning, there’s no bag... Here’s it!@# and the bad ones, the rats, pulled the bag, I decided to pay them for it - the next time the bus had to be thrown back into the box, he smashed into a cellophane bag, wrapped it in three more packs and left it next to the driver's seat. There was no package the next day.)


[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №44881
 22.03.2011
In your case, vegetarianism is cannibalism.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №44880
 22.03.2011
Article about the film "Alpha Dog" in Wikipedia.

Interesting facts :
"Alpha Dog" - in American criminal language - looking at the lower link of a criminal group.
“alpha-dog” – this is what Putin referred to in secret diplomatic correspondence.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №44879
 22.03.2011
In the chat:
X: Hi Brandon!
Y: Hello
X: What are you doing?
Tagged: hairy nuts
Why scratch the coconut?
Do you have 11?
X: How did you know?? to

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №44878
 22.03.2011
It is charming.
He passed by the garbage tanks, in which the bombs dilapidated.
“Michael, there are newspapers there?
- Yes, no% #I am not, eB&@y internet, bl$!

[ + 93 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44877
 22.03.2011
A familiar girl has a problem with the car, calls hysterically, stopped right in the middle of the avenue, asks to come.
Explanations are: "I eat no one touches, there is a buch, a buch, a car, I have some big stuff from the car. He was lying near the car. I barely pulled her back into the car."
I eat, I break my head, what can be so big completely (!) How about the new Honda CR-V 2010?
I come. It shows a falling part.
D: Well, can I get to the service or call the evacuator?
I: It is not necessarily. Len, this is a piece of resor from Kamaz. You just hit him with a wheel.

In fact, she pulled him to the car.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №44876
 22.03.2011
We bought a Japanese mouse!=) A small one, with a block size!
Clive probably. How to work with her?
What kind of work? You have to play with it and all that. She is jumping.)
and Figase! The Japanese invented it. The jumping mouse. It must be wireless.) Interesting devises!
The romance! What kind of wires? The ordinary mouse. and live! With ears, eyes and tail!
The milk!

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